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Funny Medical Facts.....
March 21 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
I traded my wine for vodka.............what are my odds now? The way I mix it number 2 is definate.........always definate.
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RHP User
12 years ago
You will no doubt meet a sexy Russian...nostrovny.......and then have lots of strokes:-) :-) :-) :-) xxQ
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RHP User
12 years ago
That's not true. It actually decreases it. However drinking to excess increases blood pressure, which is the main cause of stroke. Nurse Mea, party pooper. (I'll think of a funny one to make up for it.)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I know the "medical fact" part is not true.... but the funny part is.
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RHP User
12 years ago
It's perfectly okay to have sex on an empty stomach, especially if it belongs to your partner.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Longest attack of hiccups: Charles Osborne (1894-1991) of Anthon, Iowa, the US, started hiccupping in 1922 while attempting to weigh a hog before slaughtering it. He was unable to find a cure, and continued hiccupping until February 1990, a total of 68 years. During the first few decades, he hiccupped up to 40 times a minute, slowing to 20 a minute in later years. Source: BBC.co.uk
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RHP User
12 years ago
Did just come across this: The "G-spot" was nearly called the Whipple Tickle- after Professor Beverley Whipple, who coined the expression that we know today. Source: Huffingtonpost.com
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RHP User
12 years ago
It all began in 1950, when German scientist Ernst Grafenberg claimed that stimulation of a sensitive area on the front wall of the vagina could trigger female orgasm. The term itself is much more recent - having been popularised by academic Beverly Whipple, along with John Perry in 1982, with their book the G-Spot and Other Recent Discoveries About Human Sexuality. The work was based on the apparent discovery of G-spots in hundreds of women they interviewed. They first coined the term in the late 1970s, when addressing conferences about their work in trying to prove Grafenberg's theory. "Someone said: 'Why not call it the Whipple Tickle?'" says Professor Whipple, speaking from Rutgers University in New Jersey. "But I said: 'No, we are going to name it after Dr Grafenberg.' Then we included it in scientific papers before the book came out." Source: BBC.co.uk
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
It's A true medical procedure! QUOTE from NET: "The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “blow smoke up one’s ass.” Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
how soon after giving birth can you have sex? Depends whether you have a private room or not. This may not apply to exhibitionists!
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RHP User
12 years ago
If you accidentally fall onto your dildo,sauce bottle,plastic money box etc and end up in hospital emergency, it will soon cost you an extra six dollars for the extraction:-) :-) :-) :-) xxQ
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RHP User
12 years ago
That reminds me of the guy with the miniature plastic horses up his bum in the Emergency Dept. His condition was... stable.
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
Mr cheeky just showed me that exact quote on Facebook lol
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' That reminds me of the guy with the miniature plastic horses up his bum in the Emergency Dept. His condition was... stable. How did they remove them?? Pony Express... Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Quoting 'Meander' That reminds me of the guy with the miniature plastic horses up his bum in the Emergency Dept. His condition was... stable. How did they remove them?? Pony Express... Foxy or did they go to greener pastures?? Foxy Sorry have a horse in my throat!
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RHP User
12 years ago
......Thirty percent of our body heat escapes through the head (wear a hat during sex).
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RHP User
12 years ago
He certainly stirrup some trouble! I'm never one to rein in people's fun, horses for causes and all that... But this guy was a night-mare.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Perhaps an Italian stallion:-) :-) :-) :-) xx Q
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Did you back a winner? Yes I heard when he went to horsepital, he fell couldn't GIDDY UP...poor fella. At least he had really good bedside STABLE manners. After removal was he put on a STABLE diet of thorought-bred- do you know? At least he wasn't foal of nutrients. Was he the MANE attraction upon discharge? Foxy Perhaps with this horse in my throat, maybe I have caught a colt?
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Quoting 'Qefenta2' Perhaps an Italian stallion:-) :-) :-) :-) xx Q I met him once.....He RIDES solo! Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
I saw a ute with a bumper sticker saying: "I am a vet, therefor, I can drive like an animal." Suddenly I realised how many gynaecologists' there are on the roads.
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RHP User
12 years ago
The trauma unit asked me to see an older lady who got crushed by books. The way I see it, she only has her shelf to blame. I am getting more and more sure that my 3 year old nephew has an extra why chromosome. I told a patient I thought she was having too many botox injections. She didn't look surprised. My sister's phone autocorrected Volvo to Vulva & I had an awkward few moments thinking her vagina was having the dents banged out of it by 3 guys at the panel beaters. Baaaaa (quiet) (quiet) (quiet) Baaaaa (quiet) (quiet) (quiet) Baaaaa Sheep apnoea.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPi' I saw a ute with a bumper sticker saying: "I am a vet, therefor, I can drive like an animal." Suddenly I realised how many gynaecologists' there are on the roads.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'd like to see any gynaecologist do better Meeka.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'd like to see any *other*... hehe...
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RHP User
12 years ago
A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field ofdildos! Unfortunately he's had a lot of trouble withsquatters
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RHP User
12 years ago
Giggles to all contributions... Fabulous to see there are some funny bones intact on here still.
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RHP User
12 years ago
First the doctor told me I was going to have a disease named after me....Steve Martin :-) :-) xx Q
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Talking about Funny bones... Why does it hurt when ever I knock mine? Why is it called that - it's not funny when it hurts? Is it because of the humerus (humors PUN) nerves...LOL Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
The longest hair in your body is the one that goes from your bum to your eyes. Have to ever noticed how much your eyes water when you pluck out a hair growing on your bum?
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