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Funny sex memes

December 22 2014

I'm a bit of a Facebook addict but I've been coming across loads of funny sex memes haha This ones a bit rude so let's see if it's ok to post When eating pussy Don't be a pussy Take it to the extreme Let her ride your fuckin face Stick your tongue in her pussy Lick every ounce of wetness she is dripping just for you Wrap her legs around your neck, and eat her pussy Like its the last time you will ever eat Nibble, kiss, slurp, suck Make her fuckin scream Then maybe, just maybe she will make you A fuckin sandwich 😝

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RHP User

11 years ago

when you're sitting on my face...Aiiuvoo

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RHP User

11 years ago

Oh wait - maybe without the cheese. Mustard? ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

I'm surrounded by sex addicts and alcoholics I'm so glad I found y'all !! Lol Twisted, I'll make sure I've got some in the house lol

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RHP User

11 years ago

HAPENIS :) xx Freya

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RHP User

11 years ago

.... that it was written by a bloke.

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RHP User

11 years ago

but without the picture you won't get them - Posted from rhpmobile

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MissBishere

11 years ago

Yes please. That might earn you a bacon sandwich

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MissBishere

11 years ago

a mans belt is the Ultimate Swiss Army knife of kinky sex You had me at I like rough, hair pulling, lip biting, arse spanking, loud, kinky sex Life is to short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone that fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated. Studies suggest that 9 out of 10 men prefer a woman with curves. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men.

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RHP User

11 years ago

How to please a woman : Love her.Die for her.Take her to dinner.Miss the game for her.Buy her jewellery.Be interested in what she has to say… How to please a man : Show up naked.Bring beer.

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RHP User

11 years ago

If you like having sex while listening to music - always choose a live album. That way you'll get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.

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RHP User

11 years ago

Funny how things change with time. I used to hate spankings! 😝😏

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RHP User

11 years ago

I'll never chase a man, but if he has tattoos and muscles, a bitch just might power-walk. 😝

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RHP User

11 years ago

A person Who lives hundreds of miles away texting you "I'm drunk and horny", is like a lasagna texting you from Italy saying "I'm fucking delicious"

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RHP User

11 years ago

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I have huge boobs!

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