Going out around London - advice please!

We're newly back to live in this wet old country and need help finding the best clubs, pubs and parties to shake our booties in... I'd be really interested in knowing which places are firm favourites with RHP members, as obviously you all have impeccable taste... don't you?! Do most of you go regularly to swingers clubs, or 'normal' clubs, or a mix? Unofficial RHP survey right here, right now! Cheers guys, hope to hear back from ya, Muffie & Geezer x