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Government announces ban on SWINGING

April 01 2010

The Federal government announced a ban on swinging this morning claiming that it was "morally corrupt" behaviour and was damaging the mental health of our children. Minister for Moral Values, Dave Digby said, "we have to put a stop to all these people having sexual relations outside of wedlock. It is morally wrong and leads to a spread of infectious disease." He quoted research that has found couples engaging in swapping of partners have lower intelligence and greater chance of heart disease. "We will be using undercover persons to infiltrate swingers clubs and internet sites. Those identified will receive a fine on their first offence and more severe penalties for subsequent offences including possible imprisonment for repeat offenders who show total disregard for the moral fabric of society."

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NudesRus

16 years ago

Wow thats just not on.that goes against all our civil rights ,this is an outcry, we need to organise a protest rally and march to parlament house and all start fucking each other on the front lawn .Now to decide on a date...maybe April 1st lol

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RHP User

16 years ago

Think today is the 1st April But very funny just the same

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RHP User

16 years ago

We're not that silly

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Innercircle

16 years ago

nice one.

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RHP User

16 years ago

Does that mean they will be naked ? or just under the covers !! I know they are the ones who cant get it up !!

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RHP User

16 years ago

ummm excuse me.... I'm interested in further punishment... Hugs Stalky

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RHP User

16 years ago

is it april again already? last year seems to have flown by very fast. an "A" for effort Ms_Saturn. A

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RHP User

16 years ago

I can't believe when faced with such a devastating issue people are only concerend about the date of the transaction! sheessh! get with the program people! p.s. - wb Saturn and thanks for bringing the sunshine! xxx ~I'm a 2nd kind of sheen~

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RHP User

16 years ago

cheeers Saturn. good to see ya back baby. hopin it willbe permanent and not a one off..........Earl

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RHP User

16 years ago

Well the government is getting more right wing all the time so this may come true one day lol

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