RHP

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Great messages you get...and not so great

December 24 2010

come on single guys...again you are letting down the side. heres the latest gem from a young guy. ..add this to the list of reasons people may not reply ............... "I would like 2 fo some dogin wit u both if u r up 4 it. " Bernie

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Got a few like that. I tell them that I only play with guys that speak English.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I once got this very funny and interesting message - the guy was not my cup if tea at all so I politely replied that I was not interested. Then a few weeks later I got the exact same message from a totally different guy who was my cup of tea but seeing as how I knew that wad not originally his message I had to say no thanks. So some guys take the time to search the Internet for interesting messages, shame that does not make them interesting. I am really worried about some guys literacy levels when I read their messages - I have worked with special needs kids who could spell better then some of these single guys. And keeping in mind there is spell checker on this site. Now I know my grammar us not always perfect - I sometimes miss a word but I always feel my messages make sense. Mrs scc

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    was yesterday, from a guy saying he would f*** me stupid.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Come on all you single guys do you really think we are going to take the time to even look at your profike if you cant even spend the time to send a proper message we like to play but when you send messages that arent even readable and some are just nasty and off putting what do you think the answer will be slow down take your time and think a little

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Merry Christmas to All Lots of Love and Kisses

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    ha sexy how ws your xmas mine was great by the way fuck you look hot in that picture so up for a bit of fun

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Were you "up 4 it?" He sounds like such a well educated young man, I can't believe you knocked him back! Bahaha! Mrs W xxx PS See you guys NYE!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I am pretty open minded, but intro message that includes the words "shit", "fuck" or "cum" I kinda turn off.... ohhhh pleaaasee! at least try and be charming for at least one message!!! lol!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Just individuals giving you information on what they are like... 1 I am f$%# good looking and don't need to write a half decent message because I know some women will check my pics out and done deal. 2 I will repeat the same behaviour in trying to generate attraction and get the same results for the next year or two or more before I twig that what I am doing isn't working. 3 Lazyness 4 They don't read forums so don't give a shit and people talking about them letting the side down and how they need to up their game is probably a waste? You will get a variety of messages and as a women you are in the lucky position of choosing... 5 Send some of these guys a private message and ask them to read this thread and ask them to post a comment? Littlered maybe his penis was threatened by your mensa like vagina???. In a real live situation some of the guys sending these messages will come across in 100% better light no doubt...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    So none of you ladies have received a single great message?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    hey babe you wana talk more???? :) btw fuk ur sexc ;)xxand then there washey gawjuz i would love to catch up with u and that tight body ? (which by the way was sent twice )and hey couldnt interest you in a christmas fuck could i. i live in innaloo and im keen as hi would you like a sugar daddy

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Well if I was in your age group I would send you one in the hope that it would make you feel better,

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    ok, I have gotten some fabulous emails/messages.... and from some people that I know read these posts! So congrats to the guys out know how to talk the talk.... its very refreshing and I think a little effort goes a long way when charming the ladies... ;)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    What i bloody dont get is, in our profile it clearly states no males....yet we constantly get messages from males. When we send a reply back saying no thanks.....they get really rude!!! WTF???? how are you really gunna get laid now bucko???

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    are the ones where they start ddescribing in deatil wheat they would do to me/want me to do to them. and thats in the first message

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'littlered' are the ones where they start ddescribing in deatil wheat they would do to me/want me to do to them. and thats in the first message I think descriptive messages are great, but I find them generally only really enjoyable when you know the other person to a certain level.... knowing someone well enough to tease them via words alone is a fun and personal game.... but if you don't have that connection, "nasty" messages just come cross as cheap and generic....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Hi I sent you a message a couple of days ago just hope it was ok can you do me a favor and tell me if it was good or not I'm new to this internet dating and don't really know what I'm doingthanks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    hey i cant find the message you sent me. aer you sure i havnt replied. feel free to send anotehr one and ill tell you how good/bad you are lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    in detail messages are great but not for the first message i didnt even get a hey hows it goin message so it was an instant no for me

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    HAHAHA we all throw out junk mail and it just keeps comeing.Take it as a sourse of amusment and play the game.Lots of young guys on here and testosterone interfears with there better sence.Its funny some of the short messages they send,wow you could train some of these boys, girls,ones you cant train block.Some older guys are bitter and have been scorned by women ,and have lost there abitity to communicate after so long out of the dateing scene.But i make no excuses for stupidity ,arrogance,aggressivness or self interest.Someguys are trying too hard and some have no idea but they are all doing their best.Roll with it girls its a big bad world and its your,call.Look deeper, you may find a good deal in the junk mail.Little Red has the right idea as she is friendly and only wants to be treated like a real woman,She looks good and has pride in herself,she is willing to help a guy out with his messages and may find a friend on line in him.It may only be a non sexual friendship,could develop into something elce,whatever the point being,dont get too worried about crazy first message,us guys say all sorts of stupid stuff.The net is resposible for the crap messages,old school courtesy is fading with this tec cause people are detatched on the net and dont realise they are talking to real people with feelings and desires with all the heat and fire of their beliefs, passions and morals.Its nice to have a sweet message all full of love and light kisses,but its ok to to be a little bad and sometimes you girls need a bit of a firm smack.Takes time to work out things sometimes ,some of these guys need work out when to say it.Droping the bomb too early,your going to miss your target guys,they have a lot to choose from,even a deer hunter puts out a salt lick to entice,deer love this.Girls like a nice message.GOOD HUNTING................Detonator

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'littlered' in detail messages are great but not for the first message i didnt even get a hey hows it goin message so it was an instant no for me and do you ever wonder if its just a spam email they broadcast to every chick? lol!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'DETONATOR' Its nice to have a sweet message all full of love and light kisses,but its ok to to be a little bad and sometimes you girls need a bit of a firm smack.Takes time to work out things sometimes ,some of these guys need work out when to say it.Droping the bomb too early,your going to miss your target guys,they have a lot to choose from,even a deer hunter puts out a salt lick to entice,deer love this.Girls like a nice message.GOOD HUNTING................DetonatorFirm smack? LOL! only if you want one back.... ;) and the deer analogy... what do you entice tigers with?? lol! ;)BUT wise and very true words Detonator - not dropping the bomb too early & missing your mark - classic!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I don't wonder, I'm sure it is. Nobody's going to type out 10 paragraphs of original material as their first message to 30 different girls. I DO wonder if they've all taken some "how to get laid on the internet" tutorial that told them to try that tactic tho. Most of the time it's just a case of TL;DR best message i've ever gotten was on another site, "HOT TITS. DO YOU LIKE ANAL?????????????????????" I'm not exaggerating the question marks. I replied to say it was the best message I'd ever received but sadly he didn't respond. :P

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    What's wrong with a simple "Hi, hows it going?" message?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Nobody? hmmmm well I do know there are great guys out there who really take notice and who make the effort to write personal emails right from the start.... but of course these guys dont come along every day....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You're right, of course. A nice short funny or cheeky message will always get a response from me, or something that shows they've actually read what i'm after. Widecheesygrin. A simple "Hi, how's it going?" is good, but sometimes just isn't enough to give you an edge over the other people who've put in a little effort.