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HEY!!...you calling ME blonde?!!.........

October 28 2009

Well...time ta fess up, i'm not blonde, but i have just been havinga blonde/brunette/redhead/bald/hair-whatever-colour-you-feel-like-having-it MOMENT...there have been some threads i have been following, but....DOH!!!!....i didn't realize there was a page 2 or a page 3...i could see all these threads growing and growing, butwas damned if i could find the posts...well thanks for the tip from one hot, sexy lady...rowwrrrrr...i have worked out how ta navigate to the next page...so i will be adding my next bit to them....and i think it was pixie??...who said to timtam...GFYS....????????????//well, finally worked that one out...and BUKKAKE...welllllllllll....41 yo and never heard of it...sounded like some exotic butt cake....boac...but now have that meaning too...yayyyyyyyyyyy googleand then there's ORIGAMI...or is it ORSINI...or somfink like that...hmmm...must be some italian thing ya do with paper me finks...and ta fink that i thort i was broadminded...sheesh....some of the fings u guys talk about fair make me blush...yanno the ones cos i don't say anyfink on dem...i fink me has been a nah....i'm not gonna say...let ya fink wot ya like...hehe....and yes, i know how to spell, and enunciate clearly and write with excellent grammar too...and yanno sumfink...boac (bit of a chuckle) doesn't really portray how i'm feeling...giggles....and grins like a crazy dog...loves all of u guys and all ya leetle foibles too (or is that foyibulls)...and WGAFWCYHI....who-gives-a-f**k-what-colour-your-hair-is...mwahjose, norty and cheeky as always....

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    have some catching up to do in the forums Jose! Can't wait to hear your words of wisdom!!! Hugs... Mrs P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    hehe... truth is.. I only know LOL.... and I use it everywhere cause I thought it meant "Love you longtime" until someone clarified.   Hugs Gaz

  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Don't worry jose......we all have our moments......   Hell....I thought Gaz was a" real person"......And The Peachies, well "were just fruity".....That Miss Honey was realy a "naugty school girl".......Sophie was a" Nun".....etc etc......I'm having trouble reading my screen with all the white out on it.....   Xo Tam

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Q .. How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A .. Write 'Please turn over' on BOTH sides of your photo, Jose :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    LMAO ..... well well what do ya know ... I was only just saying to Jose.... they reckon my post has gone up but i cant see it .... DOHHHHH.... he says try page 2... huh theres a page 2? I thought it just kept scrollin and scrollin !!!Once your've finished with that PTO page from Soph, do you want to pass it on over to me please....Blonde in disguise ;)Tiges

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    And I was just saying to him ... Oh yeahhhh i saw that Topic but cos im not a blonde i didnt even bother reading it ....Little did i know it had nothing to do with being blonde lol Tiges

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    I have a doosey of a blonde moment for ya's did a bit of prunning a few weeks back and mrs pip was kind enough to load the tilly up with all the green waste and take it to the tip.the tip bloke looked in the back of the ute and asked if it was all green waste, her reply "no the palm leaves are brown". yep it's true. she's gonna kill me when she reads this but i had to share it. comeandgetme you're not the only one,i only found out 2 weeks ago there is a page 2 and 3 to these threads. mr pip

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Jose ya turned into a mini me, with the way you are writing teehee.  Too funny.   Mini me ....you complete me.    Am I reading between the lines btw...have you been in Chat?  Or am I reading some of this thread wrong?   xxMiss Honeyxx <<

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    OMG.....I had the exact same experience with the multiple pages but my posts not showing up!Could not work it out for the life of me!!I kept thinking RHP was deleting my posts!Then one day I noticed the little thingie at the top saying page 1 of 3....hahahahaI think they need to put one of those things at the bottom of the page too ffs!!I shall not describe any other blonde moments Ive had...there isnt enough room on this page for them all!!As always...Just my opinion...BJxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    so here i am...just moseying thru the forums when i see the term...fwb.... and me thinks...well, that's a good one...F is for f**k...just being a bit professional here...hehe... B is for buddy...yep, pats meself on the back...and W?.......f**k with buddy...nup...so, anyways...i'm ashamed ta say, that it only took me JUST a few weeks ta work that one out...miss_honey...yeah, i just love... the way your mind works...nope, haven't been into chat yet, well for a minute only, maybe i'll try again...u can sit on my lap and teach me....>>>...heads off, drooling at the mouth....butt wont give ya mates rates...nah...i'll do wayyyyyyyyyyy better than that...giggles...but ssshhhhhh...don't tell anyone...jose......but getting nortier by the minute...giggles...>>>...me finks i'll go and perv at gazza for a bit, see wot the groom is up ta...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    hahah, good one gaz, that cracked me up...I used to think it was 'laugh out loud', until someone put me straight in no uncertain terms.I got most of the others, 'jmho - jump my horny orifice''rofl - roll onto front lady' and others, butt I cant for the life of me figure out LMAO, or IMAO,any ideas anyone?cheers,kev parko (natural blonde, box of hammers to prove it)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    LOL meant Little Old Lady...couldn't understand why everyone used it in forums and msn....like DOH!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Today me was doing lots of keying and some involved the numeric pad, any way phone rang nearby so I answered it.  Had the conversation which required me to ring someone else.  Um why is me phone not working, hang up and try again..um perhaps coz ya is dialing the numbers on ya keyboard not ya phone ya spanner!!!   Some days just hurt!     xx Miss Honey xx