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January 22 2014

Dear Father, forgive me.... its been over a year since my last topic...... So.... as it seems to be the theme at present to start a shallow and topic as a wafer thin veneer to publicise ones profile.... I feel its time for another topic. In the past week, I have received messages from two members who list their pubic hair as "Manicured"..... I got to thinking about the ridiculousness of this word. Manicured. Enter visions of intricate ornamental trimming ..... women shaping and snipping hedge-like giraffes and elephants into their pubic hair. Ive seen some interesting geometric shapes... and a couple of customised designs in shape and enhanced colour..... so Im interested to hear what our forum posters have either word, or encountered. Go. DG DG

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Lady Garden. I have a book of erotic photography and some photographs show incredibly made up pubes with intricate ornaments. Quite stunning.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I am thinking of having DG shaved into my muff..... Lol. 0:-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    With a weave so intricate, it was stunning..... Another I saw was shaped like a heart, with the top section bejewelled to look like miniature breasts

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    but there's some fucking scary ones in profile pics!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm getting images of MRS Miagi shouting BONSAI!!!!! With each snip :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Haha yes and by manicured does it mean trimmed up regularly or a once a year haircut?.... If it says shaved/waxed at least you know what to expect!

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Well, I like hair than I can swish. Nothing better than a bit of swishy hair blowing in the breeze. I'd like pubic hair blowing out the side of my shorts and a mullet blowin out the back of my motorcycle helmet! Like they say in the movies ..... "You can take my life but you may never take my FREEDOM! "

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    she doesn't favour a brazillian then the world is her oyster

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm having visions of using nail files...

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Topiary bordering the rose petals? Or perhaps A merkin to wear over the Brazilian so you can change your look to suit your mood ? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Coops27M

    Coops27M

    12 years ago

    But i just plop a bowl down there and trim around the edges - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Does anybody advertise a Mirkin?

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    I'll bite....what's a Mirkin Miss Kay?!?!?!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    merkin something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be "ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Apologies, I misspelt it. Wikapedia says: A merkin is a pubic wig. Merkins were originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia, and are now used as decorative items, erotic devices, or in films, by both men and women. The female version is usually made of fur, linen or some soft version of cloth, while the male version is usually made of loops, chains or metal, much more closely related to the codpiece. The Oxford Companion to the Body dates the origin of the pubic wig to the 1450s. According to the publication, women would shave their pubic hair for personal hygiene and to combat pubic lice. They would then don a merkin. Also, prostitutes would wear a merkin to cover up signs of disease, such as syphilis.It has also been suggested that when male actors played female parts onstage, they would cover their genitals with a merkin so they could pose as women in nude scenes.According to the Oxford English Dictionary first use of the term itself was in 1617. But in my sad life, my mates and I drink one or two too many and wander about with hair extensions hanging out of our underpants for a laugh.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Dear Cecil:What exactly is a "merkin"? Ever since the word was thrust into my consciousness it's been tormenting me. My Oxford English Dictionary defines it as the "female pudendum," which seems a trifle sedate, given the listed quote of 1714, "This put a strange Whim in his Head; which was, to get the hairy circle of her Merkin … This he dry'd well and comb'd out, and then return'd to the Cardinal, telling him, he had brought Saint Peter's Beard." And it's downhill from there. The OED "b" definition says a merkin is a "counterfeit hair for women's privy parts," and another dictionary calls it a "pubic hair wig." Sorry, but these explanations defy understanding. I mean, I've heard of niche markets, but this is ridiculous. My own interest in the word isn't just academic, as I'd like to make use of the fine quote of 1680, "Or wear some stinking Merkin for a Beard," but I want to make damn sure I know what the original item was.— Andrew Scheinman, Los AngelesCecil replies:Cecil doesn't have the most reputable sources for this kind of thing. In fact, I blush to admit, I've been fishing for tips once again on the Internet. I don't want to give the impression I spend all my time on the Internet, but in the right hands it is a wondrous tool, and in the wrong hands it's an even better one. Here's what's turned up so far:In a sci fi story by John Varley called something like "The Barbie Murders," a group of women gives up individuality (and sex) and undergoes surgery to become perfect nonsexual beings resembling Barbie dolls. This involves losing genitals, pubic hair, etc. One Barbie goes back to being a woman for a night, painting on nipples and using a merkin. One of the more recent uses is to allow exotic dancers to comply with local laws prohibiting full nudity. They wear what amounts to a flesh-colored panty with hair on the front, appearing to the patrons of the establishment to disrobe completely without actually doing so. In a country of mainly dark haired people, a prostitute may wear a blond merkin to be unusual and therefore more desirable. (Got this from a dictionary of sex.) A merkin is a crotch wig for both men and women and is usually worn on the outside. Have you ever seen a Scot in full regalia? That little fur "purse" in front is a merkin. In days of old a common problem was lice. One of the ways people dealt with this was to shave all the hair off their bodies, including arms, legs, and pubes. Wigs became very popular. Pubic wigs caught on slowly, starting among the kinkier set, but eventually became halfway respectable. The merkin is for women with no pubic hair. Some people just don't develop hair down there, and this can be embarrassing. They used to treat the syphilitic with mercury, which caused baldness. Before penicillin was around to ease the lives of the promiscuous, these were used to cover up any sores prostitutes may have obtained in the line of duty. They used to shave off all the pubic hair as a cure for syphillis, so the well-to-do used wigs. A merkin is somebody who lives in Merika. (Har!) Fascinating, ja? Erudite answers from around the globe, and not one of them duplicates another. Also, one is still left with a nagging question: who's a merkin supposed to fool? By the time you get to the level of intimacy where somebody is going to see whether you have pubic hair or not, your range of observation, as we might say, is such that a wig is not going to make for a very convincing masquerade, strippers possibly excepted. VOICE FROM THE NET: Yeah, but during the period when merkins were popular, the degree of intimacy among the upper class was low even during sex. ME: What's that supposed to mean, you had your valet do it for you? You sent it in by mail? Clearly more investigation needs to be done.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ai Ai Babushka Babushka Ai Ai . I guess it was no more than 20 years ago , that Modern Women felt the need to be bald , down there . Why ? Because of the Porn Industry ? Back in the 80's & 90's (my early Sexual experiences) Pubes were the norm . I was used to having toothpicks in the bedside drawer . Today , I'd be happy with a simple Landing Strip . Doesn't anyone else find it slightly disturbing that Women are going for the "pre-pubescent" look ? GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    I don't think the good oil' merkin is meant to fool anyone. It's a tantaliser.... A cock teaser... A tool of strippers, can can dancers, flashers and secret lovers from days of old... And new! Have you seriously never seen a woman sporting an elaborate merkin? My question is, having never removed one in person, is wtf holds it in place? Sex crumbs? Some kind of a butt plug? The mystery continues.... Hugs Gazpacho

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    HAIRPIECE! HAIRPIECE!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    HAIRPIECE! HAIRPIECE!

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    PMSL that's a great skit from Cheech & Chong - Posted from rhpmobile

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Unrushed1' HAIRPIECE! HAIRPIECE! You crazy bastard. Although that shits for life, more relevantly it's pubic lice you need to watch out for. They can get all nested up in your eyebrows and everything. I hate that. Nasty little fuckers. Bring on the permethrin, damn it... or shave the lot. Off with the eyebrows for you..... or don't stick them where they don't belong! HugsGazpacho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Right you are ;-)

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    You asked!!! Lol xx thanks for that nie I'm more edumacated I think!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' You asked!!! Lol xx thanks for that nie I'm more edumacated I think!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    sweet as

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ahhhhh gaz.....I've missed your love of the well endowed 6 pac brigade ( some blokes just don't gettit..) and for the sweaty blokey armpit. ..(ok I don't get that one) but I'll eventually work it out I'm sure.