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Happy Birthday GAZZA!!!!!

September 28 2009

Today is Gazza’s Birthday!  Everyone on RHP sing “HIP HIP HOORAY!” I was just wondering what I should get the cheeky monkey on his special day. You can learn a lot bout a person, from their postings in the forums that they wrote So I had a think, and came up with the final birthday gift suggestions I’ve listed here below.   He likes his Super Heros, How bout a Wonder Woman cossie with the golden rope? He can tie up all the sexy boys at the bath houses, when they bend down for the soap. No more will he need to wrestle with his Batman tights, or put a spud down in his daks. Once he even shoved a couple rissoles down there hehe, oopsy maybe I shouldn’t have told ya’s that.   Ooooo or how about a leopard skin merkin, much better then his mesh undies me finks With his windswept blonde locks he would look like tarzan and not the missing link. I think this pressie would have a dual purpose, not just to look super sexy as I would hope But when the next guy moans ooh la la, he can rip it off and shove it down their throat.   Then I thought about how much he loves his fascinator and what other head wear he might like. I thought of helmets, hats and turbans. Just none of them seem to be quite right. Then I got an idea! What about one of those strap on torch fingies that ya stick onto your head? Perhaps if he can see better, he will remember who is who, next time he is tangled up under all those legs!   Then of course there is Tam Tam, a present I know he would definitely likies His name is sort of like the biscuit, so perhaps Gaz would love him smothered in lotsa chockie. Just remember there is only one true way a man can enjoy ya chockie coated Tam Tams That is to dip him first, and then to suck… and suck …and suck as harrrrrrrrrd as you could possibly can.   And finally, I could give him probably the best present of them all, and fly him over here to WA. I am sure Peachy and Missy, would finkies of lots and lots mischievous ways for him to spend his day. Wonder how hard it would be to smuggle Sophie and Tam Tam into his suitcase. But then if that happened I wouldn’t know if it was MY birthday or if it was his.   Ah so there are all the choices. Bugger me finkies, I have taken way to long to decide With all this indecision, I have absolutely no time left to organise. So Gaz, you will have to have this little poem, as your gift for your very special day. And I hope you have a day filled with lots of laughter and surprises and you’re spoilt in every way.   HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAZZA!!!!                                           Gaz I hope you have a jaw dropping, side splitting, pants dropping, ball tearin, rock ya lil sockies off  AWESOME Birthday!   Woohoooo Party in ya Pants Cheeky Monkey!     Luv and Sunshine   xxMiss Honeyxx <<   X X X   Hope I made ya smile today !!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Miss_Honey           Thanks for the heads up on the Birthday Boy.     Happy Birthday to you.. Happy Birthday to you.. Happy Birthday Dear Gazzaaaaaa Happy Birthday to you!     Enjoy your day! Kisses & Hugs, Shell

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    hehe... thanks sexy gal. I'm having a beautiful start to my day thanks to you!   It's not every day I have to say, that someone so spesh cums my way.   But you, my friend and all my peeps, the RHP's from the forum (you make me horny) hehe. and I'm on my knees laughing at every story that you guys send, I just adore them.   I wonder what I can do to thank you in return? I know we all like a screw, a spankin' and a snoggin'. I offer this to you, but you'd think its just an angle to see you all in knickers, or wanking or out doggin'.   Alas, the tyrrany of distance has got me at wits end, but the poem you wrote for instance the perfect gift to send.   We talk about connections and things that draw us near,   of sex and suck techniques and other stuff unique to male erections.     but how wonderful it is for me to find such friends in here.     Warm hugs, Gazza

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Happy Birthday to you.Wishing you all the best for today and the rest of your birthday'sKeep on with your happy outlook to life and we all thank you for your friendly and sometimes funny remarks that you make in the forums.Your advice and humorous antidotes make me laugh so much and brighten what sometimes is a very dull day.You make the forums a very worthwhile read, and a lot of fun.Leesa, Bryan and Coops,Couples International.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Oh if you were in brisbane you could have been my towel boy and fluffer for Friday nigth for sure.   Keep it up mate...   A :)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    My present to you is a couple of Italian studs that I will be smuggling back in MY suitcase with me....and if you want I'll even dress them up like Dolly Parton, just for you ....... Think I'll skip Adelaide though and head directly to WA...so see you at Miss Honey's     Don't start without me!!!!   Hugs & Kisses to a Very Special Guy   Sophie

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Gazza it's your birthdayGod bless you this dayHe give us the gift of a gifted poster Which I'm proud to say todayGazza it's your birthdayHappy birthday GazzaGazza it's your birthdayHappy birthday GazzaI wish you love and goodwillI wish you peace and joyI wish you better than your heart desirewith each kiss you get, o boy!Gazza it's your birthdayHappy birthday GazzaGazza it's your birthdayHappy birthday GazzaYeah! Huge hugsMrs P n Mr P:-Peachypear

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  • tamworthguy46

    tamworthguy46

    16 years ago

    Good On Ya Miss.........and everyone.......   Everybody Luvs ya Gaz........How could they Not ?   your so Big and strong,Funny, methodical,swooshy,and perverted.....Tis what we all aspire to !

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Happy Birthday little fella

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    How old are you now, old man?? lmao!Happy Birthday fella..have a good one!!Mwas! BJxxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY again...I already said on Tam's post..lol...   I too love reading your posts...pretty much end up on the floor in fits of laughter!!!! Hope you have the best day babe!!   Thumbs up to Miss Honey!!! Good stuff sweety! .

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    OK I'm not a consumate blogger (is that what this is?) but must say I'm getting addicted to this place and look forward to reading every post that dear Gaz imparts upon us. Happy Birthday mate, Mmmm Mrs Pup would look good in that Wonder Woman outfit so we may have to borrow it so can you dry clean it after you're finished with it!!! Hip Hip Hurray

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Hey GazzI'm not even going to attempt to put together poetic words as nothing could compete with Miss Honey's delightfully funny verses........but I do want to wish you a very happy birthday and want to say - keep up the posts.....they make me laugh, which is always a great thing.  My birthday wish for you consists of many hard appendages and willingly wet orifices for you to enjoy over the next year. :)Happy birthday RHP friend. Helen x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Awwwwhhh Mrs P, ya sexy thang. hehe.. How'd you know I've got a thing for poetry love ins, huh??.. hehe.. There must be a leak in the confessional poetry appreciation society somewhere.. hehe. Thanks hon.   I'm 48 today, Miss BJ... you know the 48 crash comes like a lightning flash and its a silk sash bash.. OK... maybe I'll just stick to my silk undies for now, lolz.   Mr Tammy... you still got the body of a youth. what's that about? Get some fat on that waist bebe, your showing up the rest of us... hehe.   Pup! Errr... you might want to reconsider putting your darling wife in any latex suit I've been wearing.. hehe... besides, it's stretched in all the wrong places... and what's a wonder woman without a little camel toe huh? hehe. Hugs mate.   hehe, Thanks Shell, ya darlin! I love that outfit you're wearing. Don't get to close to Tammy or you'll lose it.... apparently!   Andy's fluffer? I'm blushing now... well bits of me are for sure. Whoa. I think if I ever get to Brisbane and take you up on that offer, I'll need that towel to clean up my own mess, lolz.   CI, you're such a tease with your two guys on hook and a club full of players to choose from... hehe.. I'd never make any money doing what you do cause I'd never be there to collect it at the door. I love your work, bebe, you do it right.   Darling Miss Sophie and her two italian lovers... perfect! We'll meet at Miss Honey's.... I'll bring the duct tape... hehe.   Hugs all round. I'm having a great day! Gaz

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  • Frankiesgame

    Frankiesgame

    16 years ago

    Happy Birthday Gaz, big fan of ya posts!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Thanks Blassy mate!   Awwwhh thanks Helen. I did get a wet orafice for my birthday from my norty wife. It arrived by courier today... I've called her "Mrs Kravits".... opened the box.. put all the bits together, fitted the vibe... the instructions said to rinse with water before use.. so I did that. I wasnt going to use it until my lover got home... but I stuck my finger inside and OMG! it felt good... I thought to myself that "Lesbians would love one of these"! So I lubed the virgin, Mrs Kravits up and stuck my dick in there.... and whoa.... that's good! Why didn't I buy a fleshlight years ago! I mean, ladies... you've got serious competition!  Hehe.   My kids gave me 2 tickets to see Fleetwood Mac. Fantastic!! I'm contemplating taking Mrs Kravits with me~ wooo hoo!   Guys if you haven't got a fleshlight..... go and one one now! Gals..... get yourself one of these babies and work it on him! hehe.   Hugs Gaz

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    here's hoping that the best of your past is the worst of your future (in any context you care to think of)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    happy birthday sexy man muffin!!!! i cant do poems or anything.... so i give you a coupon for a expert BJ from jemma ;) redeemable anytime babylove and huggies for you always, love jemma

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Happy Birthday you sexy cougar ;)Much love and kisses and many spanks xxx OhSoBi xxx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Wow Gaz didn't think I would get a poem back ty bebe lol.    And lovely to see all the nice peeps wish u a lovely day.  Its fantastic!  Just proves tis not just a sex site, ya can get other things out of it too.  Even if its just a smile for the day.   Hope everyone had a great day, especially U birthday boy!   xx Miss Honey xx <<

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Happy sexy year!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Happy Birthday Gazz,and ah yeah, those fleshies are a bit ofawright hehe.

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