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Have you ever fucked a tradesman instead of paying him?

January 11 2011

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I occasionally work as a gardener mowing lawns etc, A customer of mine told me she was a bit skint and asked If I would mow her lawn in exchange for a hour in the bedroom, she was very attractive and I took her up on the offer. Have any of you ladies ever had sex with a tradesman or workman?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    15 years ago

    Well that's just wrong. It's like paying you and then making you spend all your earnings at her boiled lolly shop!You're letting down your fellow tradesmen! Demand your money and let her know the extra services will cost her an additional $25 per week. HugsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    ......but I am sure I have been screwed by a couple :)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    You know those letters to Penthouse about people doing this are mostly made up, right? I'd gladly give the woman who does my lawns an hour or more of my time and not even make her mow my lawn in return but sadly she's straight and doesn't work alone..... Can't say i've ever had a tradie here that i'd want to play with tho. Tragic.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    "Can't say i've ever had a tradie here that i'd want to play with tho" Not here for work, i meant. ;)

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Work damn hard for my coin, and also work damn hard in the bedroom!Has been offered a few times in the past when i was a lot younger, but never went there!

  • SexyArse

    SexyArse

    15 years ago

    I do it all the time - I am married to one - hahaha

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'Capital' oh reminds me of a joke ... a wife says to her husband 'the front steps are warped and need fixing', husband says 'do I look like a carpenter'? wife says 'the sink drips and needs fixing', the husband says 'do I look like a plumber'? the wife says 'the light fixture is hanging out of the ceiling and needs fixing', the husband says 'do I look like an electrician'? geez woman Im going to the pub!! While he is out the wife calls a carpenter a plumber and an electrician, when hubby gets home she shows him all the things he doesnt need to fix anymore, oh great he says how much did it cost? wife says 'well I offered them sex or a freshly baked cake', hubby says 'oh yeah what kind of cake did you bake'?, wife says 'do I look like Sara Lee'!! Hahahahahahaha absolutely LOVE it!! Too funny!! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    i know of a great tradie that mows my lawn, fixes things, and regularly services me.. and my friend hehe

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Whats wrong with tradies . Got to love so people .They always seem to look down on us tradies . As scum of the earth . But truth be known we arent and are proply more genuine then must of the suit that think they a class above us . A job is only a job , and i love mine as an electrician .

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    A old friend of mine had an arrangement with a personal trainer... 40 min session, paid for by a fuck before training and a blowjob after it...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Love tradies ! done some and want more ! lol.... Made some awesome tradie friends. Handy boys with naughty minds and hot bods.. Well the ones I know are..lol.. huggies sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting '1curious1964' Whats wrong with tradies . Got to love so people .They always seem to look down on us tradies . As scum of the earth . But truth be known we arent and are proply more genuine then must of the suit that think they a class above us . A job is only a job , and i love mine as an electrician . Sweetie said nothing derogatory about Tradies mate. But just a small point, if you are talking about people being a "Class above", it helps if you spell check your retort prior to re-posting. (Does nothing for your argument).I still dont get why so many Trades have the mistaken perception that people and in particular "Suits" look down on us I have never experienced that, as i have always ensured that as a tradesman, i present myself as the consummate professional. In fact, i have experienced envy more than anything else, i mean lets look at it this way-I get to work outdoors in the sun, don't have to wear a tie and suit. Because my work is so labour intensive, i don't need to join a gym (Try lifting 40-50kg bearers and joists into place, or lugging 45kg floor sheets, swinging 24pound sledge hammers etc etc) I can drink a couple of beers at night if i want because i have burnt so many calories during the dayI come home, smelling like a man- (I shower every morn and use deodorant so the smell is NOT pungent) you would be surprised at how many women love the smell of a man!on the other hand-If you rock up to a clients house with ripped and stained shirt messy hair etc etc, then i don't care what you do for a job, you will find people looking down at you!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    as a tradie i can't say i've ever felt very sexy in my line of work. i dont think a single girl would ever be THAT turned on to want me right then and there when im covered in several differnt types of greases and engine oils, fuels, dirt and muck and oh yeah my personal favourite, body sweat. hell even "I" want a shower before i do anything lol I think it's a nice fantasy but im pretty certain the average woman wants a man that she can lick an not require vomiting afterwards

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I am a Sparky and have been flashed quite a few times. It's unprofessional to react in a sleazy manner for me. It's very welcome for flirtatious women to excite my day though, Wish it would happen more often.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'arkengel78' as a tradie i can't say i've ever felt very sexy in my line of work. i dont think a single girl would ever be THAT turned on to want me right then and there when im covered in several differnt types of greases and engine oils, fuels, dirt and muck and oh yeah my personal favourite, body sweat. hell even "I" want a shower before i do anything lol I think it's a nice fantasy but im pretty certain the average woman wants a man that she can lick an not require vomiting afterwards Actually I think you'd be surprised about the body sweat... just saying.HUgsStalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'stalky'Actually I think you'd be surprised about the body sweat... just saying.HUgsStalky I second that..........xx Meeks

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I haven't...but....my lawns need mowing *wink wink*

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Back when I worked as a lockie, it happend more than a few times...never took them up on it though, compleately inappropriate and highly unproffessionable, and like arkengel78 said grease and work sweat aint sexy, after a hard day's work I wanna hold myself at arms length

  • N4November

    N4November

    15 years ago

    Quoting 'funtymbundaygal'i know of a great tradie that mows my lawn, fixes things, and regularly services me.. and my friend hehe

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Quoting 'baygirl2315' You lucky girl!! I need to get myself one of those.... who will also mow my lawn and fix things too ;) Quoting 'funtymbundaygal'i know of a great tradie that mows my lawn, fixes things, and regularly services me.. and my friend hehe if my vibrator could mow the lawn and lift heavy things i'd be set...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Who needs me to mow there lawns then :-) lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Mine could do with a quick whip around the edges. :)HUgsStalky Quoting 'AnDy140' Who needs me to mow there lawns then :-) lol

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I'm a tradie. Never had any customer offer. Had a few friendly hot customers that I'm sure I probably could have got some fun with if I'd tried, but I'm too shy to try. I mean don't want to upset a customer.