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Help! My wife is Cheating on me!
December 17 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh Gaz....I'm so sorry....I have heard the coffee in Newtown is devine ;) Maybe if you ask her really nicely she'll bring you back a take away *giggle*. Psssst Sophie....WOOT you go girl!
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
A brason skinny legged Minx.....Coffee....Newtown....Looking2try3.....She's got ya by the short Blacks there Gaz....LMAO Love and Peace Tam.
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RHP User
16 years ago
Looking2try3's profile is hot...looks like Soph doesn't need our spare room anymore ! Oh well Gaz..you'll need to find a new cyber bride now ! Trev
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RHP User
16 years ago
Where's that cry emoticon when I need one! Seriously, hehehe does this mean we're gonna get details??? Soph?... Aaargggh no-one tells me anything... Hugs... Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
Firstly.... my forum "friends" - Sonsie, Tam, Kilee, Trev, Peachy, Trish... I can't believe you are all taking his side over the un-named girl in question's.... whatever happened to hearing both sides of the story??????? lol Don't commiserate with him.... it only encourages him... I thought the goal was for all of us to play nicely in the RHP sandpit together??? lol :P Secondly.....Ummmm.... cyber hubby.... do you not remember your vows??? I think you'll find that bride and groom swore eternal in-fidelity.... oh how soon we forget.... :P p.s. Gaz... ha ha ha... you thought i was pouting and sulking before????? you're lucky i didn't read this post before i got on the back of your bike today.... lmfao :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
I did ask for your 'side' Sophie... well, kinda anyway... I didn't even search the profile out... *sigh* Mrs P'
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RHP User
16 years ago
I just commiserated the fact he missed out on a good cup of coffee! Mmmm...I love coffee! *giggle* Sophie, I think we were ALL looking forward to hearing your side of the story hon ;) S xox
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol you guys.... my tongue is firmly in my cheek... it's Gaz's tongue that gets him into trouble... and boy is he in trouble with the Mrs. now... :P Miss Sophie (aka Mrs. Gaz) <<< waiting for public apology to public scarlet lettering
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RHP User
16 years ago
OK... awwrright.. .it was kind of special the way you draw attention to my beautiful shiny new Triumph.. I mean... I knew your skirt would ride up in the breeze, but I was expecting you to be wearing at least a pair of knickers under there... Hey waity a minute! You're such a floozie Sophie letting the straps of your dress fall down like that... Gawd.. talk about throwing a Lady Godiver... I wondered why every time we stopped people were staring.. you might have warned me your nipples were also enjoying sight seeing! ..... But oh no.... all over the eastern suburbs merrily merrily.. Sophie, my wife is in town... flaunting it all for the world to see... behind my back I say again.. behind MY back.... and you just let me ride on oblivious... pretending like everything is hunky dory! Oh.. yeah I'm very sorry Sophie... sorry that I missed the show you gave everybody else! :p One more chance. :p.. but that's all. :) Hugs Gaz<<<< sunburnt, saddle sore with kinked neck :p That's all I need.. some more kink. :p
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RHP User
16 years ago
So it is true we are the ones who came between the happy couple. IT WAS US! No more hiding! We quietly whisked away the lovely miss Sophie to Newtown for coffee, Sonsie it is true the coffee in Newtown has on numerous occasions been heralded as great! As lovers , and lovers of great coffee what better place to head? From the start may we say there was never , we repeat NEVER an offer of armpit licking on the table!!!!! I don’t believe that temptation could have been resisted! We met Miss Sophie who true to form , (or forum) was engaging , articulate and indeed beautiful! I ask you dear readers what were we to do resist?(WTF) After arriving a little under an hour late ( ooopps again sorry Soph, Damm that M5 traffic) We engaged in purely platonic conversation , as completely innocent friends would do……. “I hate bad spelling” (shit cringes Brae I am dyslexic ) “ yes that sex shop across the road has a magnificent range……..” “isn’t it amazing you can get such a large dildo through customs without being found out ….!” The last two comment were of course attributed to us and not the delightful miss Sophie. All completely platonic and normal! We have to admit to being a little drawn into Miss Sophie’s wonderous blue eyes, delectable creamy skin , delicious breasts, her gentle brush across our arms ……. mmmmmmm ………. Oh…….. yes her engaging conversation! Now as normal citizens helping to ensure the Australian economy continues to struggle forward, we had to beg leave of OUR delightful Miss Soph (sad face, sad face, sad face). With and now here dear Gaz is the stinger…….. ANOTHER meeting Friday night! Ahhhhhhh but on her leave fair Sophie did announce “ I shall now call my hubby and see if he can spare me some time?” So now we hear Gaz has trumped us on his triumph! Are we upset? NO! we would never come between the happy couple! We would like to call a truce. Which of course ,would need to be approved by Miss Sophie. Gaz , I Brae will happily give over my armpits to you! No particular time limit exists of said availability of my armpit , as long as after finishing with them they remain intact. We are also happy to assist you both of the application of those vows of “eternal infidelity” we feel it only seems fair! Now Gaz if this in fact not honorable to you, I am happy to challenge you to a fight for Sophie’s honor! I have also separately sent this same challenge to you privately. Again for the RHP forum watchers I reiterate! A wrestle is to be held in a small baby pool filled with red jelly (any thoughts about sponsorship form aeroplane? ) NO PANTS for either of us , Sarah and Sophie may at any stage add whipped cream and to cool things down ice cream. This fight is to the DEATH or at least partial exhaustion or either of our Cialis doses wear off! (secretly Gaz I am pretty happy with the first offer or at least a draw in the babies pool can we at least roll around in there together and look like it’s a fight! Just sounds like fun to me. ) To finish this Tolken like piece ………. Kileetrev ……ouch to you both if these guys dump us we are off your way!!! YUM! Trishy I have ordered your coffee they want to know if you want it in a takeaway cup? Peace love, jelly and whipped cream to all sexy swingers! Brae and the Wonderful Miss Sarah
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gaz, a new triumph, a lovely hot exhibitshionist 'wife' on the back and you were having a sook about missing a cup of coffee... Teaspoon of cement for you me thinks...lol Thinks your a lucky guy mate, hope rain dissappears so you can enjoy a ride this weekend. Have fun folks. Ricky
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RHP User
16 years ago
Lmfao Brae. You know they don't like people exposing their genitals at Hellfire but last time I went, armpit licking was not a prohibited activity. :p Hugs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
Gaz is it the Rocket?...havent had a ride on one yet..lol...starting to think id have more luck ridding a bike..as their more reliable...haha....ive owned a bonny 79....and a 75 soft tail sporty..till my first ex stole them fromme...You all should have a big group hug..hehe..if ya get my drift..xoxoGweighing up..bike versus man which is better.....lmao
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RHP User
16 years ago
heymumma.. lol the Rocket 3... there's a new rocket 111 coming out next month that I'd like to test ride.. but you know... those things weigh 400kg and have a 2.4 litre donk. I'd get bow legs! Mine is a pretty matt metalic Orange 675cc Street Triple r named Marilyn..... you might see me riding around the eastern suburbs one evening soon with a latex clad blonde siren strapped to the back seat with bondage ropes ~ off to the South Maroubra Surf Club carpark for a bit of dogging. :p I'm just teasing Brae of course, because I got to ogle Sophie all to myself for the afternoon yesterday. :p Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
Well I have just been quietly observing this hilarious post!! Gotta say someone needs to take pics of Sophie on the back of Gaz's bike for us all to see....PLEASE... Glad your happy Sophie and having a the ride of your life..xxxxxxxxxx Gaz....spoil the woman and give her a big hug from me Merry Xmas. sweetpetite41 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
sweet.....ive seen the Triple in the blue...be interesting to see if there's any difference with rocket 111..will it come out in red i wonder...lol...you know your latex clad blonde siren could wear ya bike chain...look sooo hot and practical....oh yeah ill lend her my boots and cuffs from my black matrix out fit...hehehexoxoG
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RHP User
16 years ago
Sister Sophie, you never told me you were married, I should have known. Here I was, saving myself for you, putting up poetry, selling my armpits to the devil in a backdoor deal to secure semi-exclusivity (I'm not one to hog the toys in the sandpit)...andnow I find not only do you have a husband, but yo're cheating on him and it's not with me... That's it, I'm taking my bottle of red, my book of poetry, and I'm heading off to sulk while I listen to Bitter Sweet Symphony. Michael
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