M56
Help Needed...A GENUINE request...
June 12 2007
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RHP User
19 years ago
mutual man i hope you have luck in your endevour but really i reckon your up shit creek no one likes to do that shit mundane as it is, i have a back problem and asked for help just to do house work and didnt even get a response let alone scrub your shitty work clothes i think you have as much chance as that fella that asked for headjobs in kings park but hey good luck man regards mal
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RHP User
19 years ago
lmao mutual ...... ’Good luck’ fingers and toes are crossed for you too! legs won’t be crossed though ;-) xx Gypsy xx
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RHP User
19 years ago
Beloved Muriel, My pilot is fueling the jet as we speak. It will be my greatest honour to ruin my nails and redden my knuckles on your filthy smelly workclothes and all for the reward of.... You sitting in the damn corner and SHUTTING THE HELL UP!!!!! I am well versed in your oral skills.... I keep telling you it’s NOT ALL ABOUT YOU!!!! No-one cares!!!! And as for the ’nekkid’ thing... What, you WANT people to see the pot belly??? Get over yourself, stop pressing everyone else’s buttons and learn how to turn on your washing machine...... Oh.... and I know it’s a foreign concept, but yes you DO have to use soap, it’s called W-A-S-H-I-N-G P-O-W-D-E-R. Yes.... water too, warm water even.... Nobbz xxxxx
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RHP User
19 years ago
cash be a better payment... i already wash clothes for a guy i share house with and get to see him prance around naked while this is been done... so i prefer cash..lol gez
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RHP User
19 years ago
First lets clarify the above.........in relation to your "job" STRENUOUS!..........pleeeeeeeease! and on a DAILY BASIS!........Paarph!!! CASUAL and when you FEEL LIKE IT .........would be more appropriate!!! and i do remember SOMEONE saying ...."its not all about the clothes"...... so why the hell you want someone to wash em!!!!!!!!!!! However, that said.........if you are prepared to "offload" some of your oral skills...........i would be more than happy to oblige!!!!!!!!! *winx*, i do however draw the line at you prancin around nekkid whilst i undertake this task................ive seen the damage it could cause!!!!!!!!!! *some guys just dunna wanna let go of that mother figure do they* hehehe
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RHP User
19 years ago
Well finally a forum post where i feel qualified ( not to mention duty bound) to offer my services! I appreciate how annoying it is removing that nasty sweat stain from around the collar of your sparkling white business shirts. I also starch for free....you need not have to repay me with sexual favours for this...it’s all part of the service. I do feel however, that i would need to perform more tasks for you to earn your sexual favours Muts... could i clean your toilet?...remove toe jam?....paint your cupboards? Oh Mutty pick me! pick meeeee! hooooohoooooheeeeheeee you do make me smile......you idiot..... good to see you back strange boy!
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RHP User
19 years ago
Mal can you not see that this has been posted in JEST!!!!!!!!! FFS.....stop takin everything so seriously. forums are for FUN!!!!!! ppfffffffttttttt
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RHP User
19 years ago
poor darling look huni hows bout you pasel post all you dirty cloths to me in bunbury and i will wash them and return them for you LAUGH MY FUCKN ARSE OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF babe if you think any woman is goin to do that dont you think she would have gone and got herself married?????? ild do it but you have to do more than pay for it with sex that i can get with out having to do a fuckn thing so open the cheque book and i will more than happy to wash you clothes xx gota love you Mutual your just sssoooooooooooooooo cute x starr xxx
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RHP User
19 years ago
Ahhh Mutual, you do make the sweetest, most tempting offers.....How could any woman resist. Do I need to shove the other women out of my way to take you up on your extremely generous offer, or can we all do a load each? Just your nekkid presence would be enough to make it all worthwhile...
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RHP User
19 years ago
Does your job involve fishing at all??? Cos if it doesn‘t you should take it up, whatever your doin you‘re using the right bait.. Hook, Line and sinker. LOL
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RHP User
19 years ago
lmao, you get the response you were looking for mutual, im sure you did, you stirrer you *throws her laundry on his pile* here do this for me im off for coffee and cake :)
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RHP User
19 years ago
Well............ Mutual I would be first in line for this job for sure, only thing is..........someone got in first - wombatter- and im having so much fun scrubbing his clothes lol there just isnt enough hours in the day to fit u in too - pity that pmsl and ....oh yeah - it is good to see u back (smiles) Christina (with an A ) lol
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RHP User
19 years ago
st8ment...see "blowjobs in Kings Park"... ...Would cordially like tho invite any girls/ladies...(preferably without teeth after the last episode) to yet another Kings Park "bash"... AND... Mebbee you could (kindly) kill TWO birds with one stone by taking my freshly soiled pants down to the river and then givin em a good poundin on a stone circa 1880’s style, (without me in em of course!?!) whilst wearin very revealin swimwear...id really like that, thanx. I havent YET appointed anyone for this most prestigious of jobs...keep goin ghurls, the most interestin and imaginative response most gets the job...OR ya could jus fight it out in tub of warm lard, whatever suits ya I’m waiting... WarmButtHair..please stop msgin me, this offer is only open (exclusively) to the luvvly ladies on this site, jeez ~~F~~ *HooHoo...i’m BACK*
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RHP User
19 years ago
It only seems appropriate that I address you in person. SO…here goes… Gypsy: I’m soooo glad you’re NOT crossin those beautiful legs for me…I wouldn’t want you developin the “deep vein” thingy…spread em WIDE babe…let that blood circulate to those “luscious” blood suffused regions. *Yumm* QT: YOU really are a greedy ghurl aren’t you!?!? Someone was right tho, it HASN’T been about the clothes at all, has it…they’re only a minor (somewhat unkempt) impediment, aren’t they…and, BTW…what damage have I ever one whilst prancing about nekkid!?!?! *eye poppin ass, btw* Nobby: Ha, fukka…we agreed NEVER to mention the P*T thing again, didn’t we…and, FYI, I happen to LIKE the button (pressin?!?!) thing, it keeps my fingertips soft n supple…although, on occasion, it has been known to make my jaw crack tho!??! *pfftttt* Christin(E): I’d say with the (ASSumed) state of WombyRoy’s hygiene, you’d be pretty much flat out as it is, I think you should grab some “Smellin Salts”, recover your senses, put your feet up, don a Hideous Mask and go on strike for a while…I’m sure he’ll thank you for it later, hehehe *warm, (fur lined?!?!) lair of BattyRoy* Mal: You lookey likey a decent sorta bloke, tell ya what…mebbee we could swap duties… you wash my “smalls” and I do your cleanin, still nekkid if ya prefer that!?!? *owns a willi* BiFuN: Always demure amongst all the wallowin, toothless rabble…YOUR offer seems the most temptin…*not to mention you have a nice ass...oops, did I say that out-loud…bugga* CheeKy When I get a decent pile a-goin, please feel free to add the knikkaz that you’re wearin in you profile pix…they look a little “smeared n crusty”, mebbee they’ll need a bit of a soakin first!?!? *Here’s anutha V nice ass* Shy: Please…feel free to throw YOUR knikkaz on the pile too…If ya DO need a hand hoicking em outa that CT, then please do not hesitate to ask for assistance, OK hun *a V nice FRONT bottom* gezaBelo…or summat like that!?!? C-A-S-H…yeah right. Tell ya what you can take as many photoz of me as ya like, whilst I’m bent over programming the DVD recorder OR floatin in a bath of slime…OR, jus mould me (like Play Dough) n shoot…then ya could stick em on Ebay...I’ll give you exclusive rights, ok *NO pic, why NOT* Starry: Howz about I WEAR my dhurty clothes down to Bunbury for you, you can hose me off in the back yard, and then proceed to blow me off...jus to finish the job properly *need to show MORE of yourself, babe, esp your ass* Stiffler: Tip: The ghurls all love a helpless, hapless?!?! fella who cries out to be needed, it’s the maternal instinct in em…surely you’ve seen em with newborn babies…little, coloured shit producing, snot n slime factories churnin out volumes of whinge and gunge, and DON’T get me started about the babies, FuK *nutha “meat n two…”* I’m developin STAINS as I type…AND. jus for the lucky person...I DON’T wear jox, so that will lessen the workload (slightly), methinx OH, mebbee a foot spa coupled with a relaxin back message would tip the scales in your favour…food for thought, eh Here’s an observation...there seems lotsa nice asses out there...thanx for postin ghurls...thats my kyrptonite, OoooeeRRrrrrrr Love to you all Kissz n shit…xoxoxoxoxoxox ~~F~~ *Busy doin nothing. Procrastinatin my whole life through, t—r—y--in to find lots of things NOT to do*
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RHP User
19 years ago
oh Mutty do we REALLY have to get into the damage your nekkid prancin can do ON HERE??????????? and greedy........me...........how so???????? *mwwaah* oh! and thanks for the "eye poppin ass" comment..........is it you i have to thank for that pic????.......dunno...i cant remember!!!! best of luck in choosin the "lucky gal" it aint gonna be easy!!!!!! QT
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RHP User
19 years ago
Geeze mutual you have a lot of time on your hands... (mental pictures of mutual writing down all the names on a piece of paper so he can reply individually- lol- ok i guess that’s quite cute...) hmmmmm... i volunteer to not only do your washing in my knickers but to also squeeze your back zits, cut your toenails, clean underneath your foreskin and tweezer out every hair on that lovely chest. The things us girls will do to win the title of mutuals bitch- sigh.... goldy x
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RHP User
19 years ago
oh stiffler....... he not using any bait babe,............its jus that someones gotta feel sorry for him, and what better way to do it than all the luvvly gals with "peachy keen" asses.............."that he aint ever gonna get"........... putting there hand up to offer some assistance????? wouldnt be fair to burst his already deflated bubble now would it?????? jus humor him.............he likes it! and BTW........jus between you and i..........he IS an ASS man *winx* hence the fact i was specific in rounding up as many gals with ass shots to actually reply to his request..............ssssshhhhhhhhh............he dont know that tho............ QT
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RHP User
19 years ago
well that was an entertaining read and funny to.good job mutual, lmao!
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RHP User
19 years ago
Way to reel ’em in Mutty!
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RHP User
19 years ago
Awe your too kind mutual xx :-) I certainly wouldn’t want deep vein thingy/Lack of blood supply ..... lol ..... As for the other kind of throbbin’ vein thingy does gets the legs moving and the blood flow flowing....;-) HeHeHe....... xx Gypsy xx
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RHP User
19 years ago
You know I have a soft spot for ya honey. You always say the nicest things, always nice to have an ass-et appreciated!
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