Holiday hi jinx

September 07 2013

Hi guys I'm back ! Missed you lot heaps. Tanned and jet lagged .20 hours is too long to spend on a plane no matter how cute the hosties are. As many of you know I have just spent 3 weeks in Italy and Greece having an awsome time. Got into plenty of awkward situations along the way . I am curious too know what kind of things you guys have got up to while on a holiday or work trip? Sexual or just plain mischievous ? I have a few good stories but would like to hear your tales first to see if mine are worthy of mention. Cheers Wingman 🌵

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Glad to hear you're back safe and sound as well as back posting! :)AWWWWWWWWWWWW My Bangkok and Thailand holiday bring back memories.Twas with someone special. FOXYInterested to hear about your adventure Wingman. ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Good to get away but always good to get home - sometimes...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have just to many to tell

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Lady_Tuscan' I have just to many to tell The Lady is baaaaackk!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Mine is pretty boring compared to some I'm sure but waking up the morning, after a late night nekky swim in the hotel pool and finding my missing bather bottoms hanging on the fence was a blast lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    But glad to have my Wings back

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I hope you had an amazing holiday, I'd love to hear you stories :-)

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Its hot , very hot , I'm sitting enjoying a granita in a little piazza when I spot this dark angel. Our eyes lock , it's lust at first sight . I go to her and introduce myself , the sexual tension is overwhelming . She drags me away to a nearby garage where we literally tore each others clothes off We make the beast with 2 backs , primal sweaty sex. She bites scratches and claws me as we break and knock things over in the nastiest carnal dirtiest sex ever!!......Thank you Sister Maria

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    That didn't really happen , but this did . I'm at the Trevi Fountain , it's been a long hot day (40deg) There are a thousand tourist there. I fight my way down to the fountain edge for a photo and throw my coins in. As I sit on the edge a Japanese tourist sitting next to me pushes me . I ignored her and went to pose for the pic when she pushes me again and gestures to move away cos she apparently wants no one else but her and the entire fountain in her pic. Like the hordes of tourists can just disappear ! By now I'm hot tired and cranky . I tell myself if she goes me again then the bitch is goin for a swim. You guessed it... She does it again and gives me the evils . I finally get my pic, I get up , I step across in front of her and pretend to stumble . I drop the shoulder into her and she goes arse over tit into the water. Everything looked a blur then but 3 sounds are stuck in my mind at that moment. (1) a high pitched shreik and a splash (2) a round of muffled laughter from the crowd (3) the sound of police whistles as the Carabinieri saw the whole thing . I was out of there like a rat up a drain pipe.

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Im sure we are all very keen to hear your juicy stories. C'mon Lady , we are waiting like kids the night before Christmas.😜

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    I'm sure Sister Maria was quite the sensual encounter!!! But I'm keen to know how you'd deal with an encounter featuring JayJay and that chick with the stackhat and crayons you seem to have developed a genteel fondness for? And HELL YES Lady T, I've just sat doen with a cuppa and a cookie....all ears!!! Spill sexy lady!!!

  • teeznpleezn

    teeznpleezn

    12 years ago

    Love your work wingman! Welcum home!

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    There were a lot of them around and some were pretty hot. Couldn't help but think maybe they had suspender belts and fishnets underneath , Benny Hill style. If you come to the drinks night I'll tell you all about how I found out its not a good idea to play Snoop Dogg's "I just wanna make you sweat" at full volume inside St Peters Basilica . Indi , I'm scared 😨

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'wingman2013' I drop the shoulder into her and she goes arse over tit into the water. Everything looked a blur then but 3 sounds are stuck in my mind at that moment. (1) a high pitched shreik and a splash (2) a round of muffled laughter from the crowd (3) the sound of police whistles as the Carabinieri saw the whole thing . I was out of there like a rat up a drain pipe. I have to ask...Did you make a wish ??*singing Three coins in a Fountain la la de la*Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Fairstar European style! Glad you sunk her, and glad my daughter was in northern Europe at the time phew

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    It means I will return someday I could live there ... If I stop murdering the language - Posted from rhpmobile