gazpacho

gazpacho

M64

Home Handyman

January 27 2018

I’ve decided to decorate the man cave, moving a little away from the hospital bed white on white and Jesús theme. So, I’m looking for ideas people? I was just at a home deco store and noticed the shiny stainless steel 400mm pepper grinder... still the classic Peugeot shape but in stainless steel and I had a bit of a epiphany.... Where are all the giant cock shaped pepper mills? Twist the left ball for salt. I mean, surely I’m not a genius? There’s cock shaped everything, but no pepper mills. So, I was wondering about home decor. If you lived alone in a secluded studio apartment and could deck that out any way you pleased, like me, what salubrious and radical journey could your imagination take you? No holes barred. Like, literally. Hugs Gaz - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Any ideas right now but... The mind boggles. LC.

  • boxestotick

    boxestotick

    8 years ago

    All the way. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Sounds like you will need a stockade, a swing, perhaps maybe an X cross and some eye hooks in the ceiling. No man cave is complete without a large cage and insulated walls either 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    You can string anal beads across the doorways, keep the mozzies out and still display some kink.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I've always wondered if women actual like the taste of mens' cum, generally speaking that is, baring in mind that there would be variation in taste and viscosity. If they generally do, I've heard that pineapple juice consumed over say a week by the guy gives it a sweet taste. Is that true, and if so are there other liquids which have a similar affect? In the alternative, if it is not so good, why do women allow guys to cum in their mouth and swallow or is it because they have been so aroused that they do it?

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Thank you for calling the jizz helpline. Truth is, it’s not very tasty. What drinking pineapple juice actually does, is increase the Ph of the fluid present in your prostate gland. In so doing, the tartiness is diminished and therefore more palatable. It then tastes more like an oyster, than drano. That said, it’s not the taste that cock suckers crave, it’s the power. That is, the ability to make men lose control. The best of them use all the tricks, like going gently.... ever so delicately, as they reach an arm between a mans legs grabbing his bum from behind, then forcing that cock deep, frantically, gagging, mascara running, eyes stinging, breathe holding, close to suffocation and when he pulls back, that arm clings to that butt cheek like crazy preventing withdrawal..... it is only then that he realises who owns that cock... and inevitably, unable to prevent an orgasm, he relinquishes to her control. Alternatively, she knows that she must repeat that process, knowing that he can’t possibly prevent cumming on the second round..... Something like that. Women are tidy creatures, so they swallow that... but for those who like it wet and messy, they spit that jizz back onto his cock, curse him for trying to gag her, and smear his jizz covered cock between her breasts. Well, that’s what I would do... if I had breasts. I just rub it in and before it dries, I say “next”. Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Not sure what that has to do with Gaz' topic. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    You already have the white...toss in some sandy yellows, soft greens, dusty blues. Lean a surfboard against the wall...one with a hole in it, just for your very own Glory Hole. Make your own Rack from a motor bike stand, no-one will know the difference. Tell everyone the douch bag hanging up in your shower is really a camp shower...you are saving on water.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Who have you been talking to? 🙀 Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Anyone on the forums can read your mind

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    8 years ago

    In advance, Gaz you will need to locate a stud, Centre for the cosmetics, above the fold out leather lounge, that when the fly buttons rip, out folds a king size bed Mount a set of handlebars of a chopper motorcycle to the wall, height ? measure the average person that hangs out with you, even give the handle bars a an unsecured ride until satisfied mounting for the ultimate ride. Tassles, have to be leather, much like those leather whips you can purchase in those pornographic shops, if you have trouble locating those types of shady places, Don't worry one will be right up your ally, Use your maps saved locations and look for the darkest one, again. Cheers Mado Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ... for my first home but I've already got ideas! I'd love to put up my many art prints that I've accummulated over the years, and change them ever so often. If I have substantial💰💰💰left after purchasing an apt, I'd love to do reno for downlights to cast an accented glow on the prints, and mood lighting throughout with dimmers. Hopefully, there'll be space for bookshelves and display cabinets. If not, at least one bookshelf, and I'll have to rotate the books and ornaments being displayed/read. A bold accent wall in the bedroom! It'll either be a dark coloured wall or a wallpapered wall. Something really dark like slate gray / chocolate milk... or if I'm going chi chi / Boho chic, then something silky red with a silvery sheen! Sumthin' sumthin'. 😁 I already change my sheets set with every season or whenever change is in the air. That, in turn, transforms the look of the bedroom entirely! Ok... cold shower time! It's bloody hot tonight! There'll be a Part II for sure! 😁

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    That was on the block lol he’s got cool ideas man - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Sensual, erotic and playful as well as being interactive. I would certainly have a coffee table book of the images I have accumilated in black and white. Some very thought provoking shots. 😁 I would also have a tropical aquarium along one wall some where. I would most definitely have good lighting installed. Lighting that you can mix it up. I would also sound proof the walls and put in double glazing. I'd have state of the art automation for everything too. Now speaking of pepper grinders. There was a man on RHP once, in the chat room cams, fucked himself with one. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ... a dungeon for very debaucherous activities. ❤ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    If budget isn't an issue, then a garden with a water feature, an outdoor entertainment area with decking would be awesome. I have terrariums and lots of plants of different species that need space to flourish and grow. 😃 My cat would love to hang out in the outdoors too. 😊 I used to have a thriving aquarium with four generations of shrimps and different varieties of tetras. I think at one stage, I had 12 tetra species! A heat wave one year killed them all. 😢 I used to throw ice cubes into the tank and monitor the temp during heat waves. I had to work that time and I returned home to a complete wipeout. 😢 I was so broken hearted, I couldn't think of restarting from scratch. It wasn't easy to breed shrimps but I had four generations and 50+ of them. I started with just four, so I was really broken-hearted. 💔

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Keep It Simple Stupid I like painting everything white and then let the art and the furnishings provide the colour and textures, bright colours in the paintings, a variety of wood like old school stereograms etc Some rough wood in a frame or two or a coffee table a bit of metal work, stainless or wrought iron or both. I hate themes I like variety that works together and practicality, bitty dust gatherers and metres of trinkets gathering dust bore me. Wooden benches, Red Magi Mixx appliances etc.And a fuck off sound system, big ornate speakers if you have space, ass kicking bookshelves if you don't.Indoor plants seem to be out of fashion but a few good interior plants in interesting pots can do magic things to air quality.Whatever you do for lighting stay away from halogens and use leds.