Hot wife one liners

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  "Would you like to watch a DVD I made? I want you to see how much fun I have. Hmmm let's watch it in bed." - Posted from rhpmobile

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  Hottie1

  11 years ago

  Slapped my arse as I was fucking someone else and said 'I know that arse, it belongs to me'. At another party, she was giving me head and another lady was watching, she asked the other lady" would you like to suck his cock." My hot wife moved out of the way, gave the lady my cock, kissed me and went in search of other cock! Andy

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  "I love licking pussy;)"

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Wanna go fishing?

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Watching this thread for a good laugh 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  JohnAnn2227

  11 years ago

  I remember Ann asking me;"Have we got plans on Saturday night because Jeny has invited me to a gangbang". Not something I suppose every husband has heard from his wife!

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  would have to be......."Im just going down to kiss Mr woody good nite ok' jokes

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  MsSuperFoxy

  11 years ago

  I married Ms.Right, I just didn't know her first name was ALWAYS! Foxy

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  MsSuperFoxy

  11 years ago

  Bloody man flu....AGAIN! He says...Man flu, women just don't get it. Foxy

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Meets a guys with a nickname donkey and say why do they call you donkey feels and feels and keeps going and says now I know why. Grabs me and him and says were are going to a room.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Role over while I lick you cute smooth butt and pull your nice hard cock! Such an eloquent request was irrefusable naturally :-).. SDx

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Don't worry darling, I'LL take out the garbage. Apparently I have a lot to learn about sarcasm.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  That I was meeting a new friend and he could come along, but I said ...........................No

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  "Lay down on your back so I can ride yourcock while my hubby puts his in my arse" - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  "cover me with cum"

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I am also a female so i like it u know very well,,,, it's pleasurable from both side to hit me

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  .... But holding my cock and guiding it home into another girl has to rate as the best feeling ever.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  "hi this David, come with us, we're going to fuck in the cool room and I need you to watch the door" at 11pm the last customers at our restaurant were three twenty year olds.

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  I texted him and told him to come over and join in

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  Forus1234

  11 years ago

  The male half of a couple was apologising to my wife for cumming on her boobs, my wife pipes up & says, "that's ok cause your wife is now licking it up!"

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  RHP User

  11 years ago

  Mrs iCouple is currently holidaying in Europe, part of that is on a Contiki holiday and she has been admiring the bus driver for a few days. Anyway, in the evening after a long drive she said to him; "I've been riding on your bus all day long, why don't you ride me for a while?" Well that worked, and a long night of passionate orgasm filled sex followed...

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