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How do i explain what i can do without sounding full of myself

December 08 2018

Ive always loved sex an always strived to be better an to know how to turn a woman on how to keep turning a woman on. Learning the best ways to tease a woman making her so wet an hungry with desire for you to slide ur ..ck inside her the best sex techniques to use when having sex that gives the woman the most pleasure. Learning ways to go down on a woman so she gets the utmost pleasure how to turn a woman on by licking her arse as well as how to do anal so a woman enjoys it(a womans arse has more sensitive nerves that cause pleasure than her clit an pussy if done correctly). Ive only ever cared about turning a woman on an giving her the most intense orgasms possible. I get more turned on an harder knowing that im turning a woman on whether im giving her a massage to tease her an get her wet so when i go down on her she is just dripping wet. An how the taste of a womans pussy when she is this turned on an wet makes my cock throb an get harder an bigger or how much more pleasurable a womans pussy feels on my cock when she is so turned an aroused u see her pussy pulse with each stroke or seeing her juices all over me. Or how hot it is to bend a woman over drop to my knees an eat her out or how licking a womans arse out can make her moan like nothing else. An feeling her juices run down onto ur face while ur licking her arse out. I could just keep going. Ive been able to do this for years have videos on zoig.com of me doing all this an how people have commented on how wet an turned on ive gotten the woman ive been with an how they hear her moaning an seeing her pussy pulse an drip. When im doing all these things with a woman we reach this complete euphoric state that makes us want more an more an the sex an oral everything just feels 10 times hotter an gets extremely erotic. I just dont know how to get this across without sounding full of myself. An its made me want sex like this so much more as well as wanting to try even hotter things like finding women an couples for a sex club. Ladys please tell me what i need to do to find woman without sounding like a big noter - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • Freaky_Fun

    Freaky_Fun

    7 years ago

    Oh geezus. That horse has already bolted 🤦‍♀️

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  • HotNightsGC

    HotNightsGC

    7 years ago

    Reread what you posted. And read it again. Then you’ll have your answer.

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  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    You wrote a bloody desperate novel! Do you even know how to talk to a woman, without all that sexual crap? I am telling you now, I don't want to hear it all the time. It bores the absolute shit out of me. Fuck with my brain first, not my pussy. Ms Foxy

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  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Not only full, overflowing.......

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  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    I'll leave this one for you. 🤗 Ms Foxy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    What you've written might be a reality. BUT it surprises me that you would have even got to any of that with the attitude of posting this, in such detail. GRANDSTANDING will not impress anyone. I'm with SuperFoxxxy you have to step back and seduce them with intelligence, just because you can perform doesn't mean that you'll get a GIG. Use some common sense, it's this kind of B/S that gives blokes a bad name.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Recently received some written porn myself after a few brief messages. Not sure why unsolicted crap needs to be sent. It basically says what you want to do.to someone u have never met. Nothing about who u are or how u are going connect on a personal level before u even get to the sex.

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  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    7 years ago

    Advertise on a public forum how awesome you believe you are is rhe opposite of not sounding like a big noter...... being more humble and a gentleman would be way more appealing to me. Best of luck with it x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    LOL Here’s a thought In the grossly extended amount of time it took you to write your poorly concealed self promotional advertisement.... with your one free hand..... .....you could have answered your own question 137 times

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Lol too late. You already surpassed "big noter".

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Sexual prowess and experience is secondary to how you connect to a woman on a personal level, how great you are at consent and respect and how much you care about her as a human being. Jumping into someone’s inbox dick first is none of that. Your question could have been about 90% shorter, if you were just interested in meeting the person first instead of dumping your sex fantasies all over this forum. I’d rather have average sex with a great person than hot sex with someone who’s there to fulfil his Fetish. I recommend you rewrite your question.

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  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    7 years ago

    Woahhhh hold them horses me mate Ahhh the boredom of school holidays has clearly set in, and you are honing your copy & paste skills it seems. What’s sex like, by the way ? You are a virgin still ? :)

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  • boobsandbusted

    boobsandbusted

    7 years ago

    dear penthouse ,why am i so lonely and my hand has cramps ,i keep sitting in it but the feeling returns too quickly

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  • teejaylongsword

    teejaylongsword

    7 years ago

    As Foxy suggests, I think using your conversational skills more would be sexier than your fantasy OP. Instead Of talking about 'seeing her juices all over me,' you could talk about the health benefits of fruit juice. Maybe you could suggest a date to a juice bar and spill a little bit seductively down your front. Then giggle in a seductive way while drying your nipples with a napkin. Instead of saying 'u see her pussy pulse,' you could talk about the benefits of first aid. There are some hot conversations about CPR and pulse checking no doubt. The woman's brain may start to imagine you as a potential 'hero' or knight in shining armour.' Instead of saying 'everything just feels 10 times hotter,' you could talk about Global Warming. Her mind will probably get so hot that it might transfer to her whole body and before you know it, she has stripped naked in order to cool down. Instead of saying 'bend a woman over drop to my knees,' you could entice the mind of a female with your knowledge of Yoga. If people have to consider bending and dropping and rolling around, they may as well be informed about proper stretch and breathing techniques. In short, your approach is more like a semi-erect penis. The intent is there but it is brainless. The other head has the brain so use that first.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    You lost me at all the ans instead of ands. One or two could be typos but...

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  • BungCpl

    BungCpl

    7 years ago

    Easy, Just write a forum post advertising all of the things you wish you could do and watch the ladies flock to your inbox* *May not be true

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Why is it you feel it’s necessary to advertise it?? Why not keep it under your hat and merely allow someone to experience it when they’re expecting a different outcome?? Would that not have an even greater affect ?? So many people feel compelled to advertise their prowess instead of merely putting their personality forward and allowing their prowess to be felt......

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    God theres been a few posts on here lately, where instead of spending there time on the forams. They should be baking humble pie. Your not as special as you like to think you are. You come across as desperate. Whats really sexy. Is someone who is good at what they do . Or is very good looking. But dosent need to have to write it down for all to see.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I don’t like it when people talk big, experience tells me that 90% of the time talking is all they’re good at. I recommend you take The_Antichrist’s advice on this one, he knows how to do it right (my legs are still shaking a little😍), keep your skills under wraps and work on your personality then surprise them with your sexual prowess when the time is right. You’ll be remembered and they’ll be left wanting more without being put off by you boasting about how amazing you are.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    The rest of you fellas might as well leave now- rhp has found Gods gift to women

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Rapunzel ... And who says walking up multiple flights of stairs was bad?? 😂😂

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Ok so.... whoever he was, is gone.... probably to rise from the smouldering ashes as a new profile.... with the same attitude concealed this time

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Another one who’s apparently so good at sex but clearly has no idea how to attract the right kind of attention...what a shit dribbler!

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