M64
How to deal with a huge penis
February 06 2018
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RHP User
8 years ago
Now that's just teasing 😁
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Lifes_great
8 years ago
Such a bookworm! Remember...Like the NRA says....'Guns don't kill people....Over-sized Male Genitalia kills people'
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RHP User
8 years ago
That book must be a huge chick magnet. I can see you now, Gazpacho, at your local cafe sipping on a latte while reading that book. Bet you would get some interesting offers. 😄 In all honesty. It’s amazing men haven’t thought of this before!
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RHP User
8 years ago
On a yachting holiday the rudder broke and it was only my quick thinking of using my massively oversized manhood as a makeshift rudder that allowed us to steer the ship to safety and save the women and children :)
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RHP User
8 years ago
A book (1970) by Richard Bach (I did not know until today that a fourth part was added to the book in 2014 but you can be sure I'll look it up). Movie (1973) written and directed by Hall Bartlett. and, soundtrack voiced by Neil Diamond. I believe it was the soundtrack I experienced first, very early in life, and then the book, and finally the movie I do love Neil Diamond's style... I always laughed that the better record needles were diamond tipped. I related to Jonathan, that he was against the societal norms, and that I was able to lift my self higher than the being I was. And here I am now, recognising what a great inspiration the book was to me and how much it is what I take out of things that makes the difference. I hope it's ok if I add some of the wiki here. I'll be seeing if I can find Part 4 shortly. Peachy .Part One of the book finds young Jonathan Livingston frustrated with the meaningless materialism, conformity, and limitation of the seagull life. He is seized with a passion for flight of all kinds, and his soul soars as he experiments with exhilarating challenges of daring aerial feats. Eventually, his lack of conformity to the limited seagull life leads him into conflict with his flock, and they turn their backs on him, casting him out of their society and exiling him. Not deterred by this, Jonathan continues his efforts to reach higher and higher flight goals, finding he is often successful but eventually he can fly no higher. He is then met by two radiant, loving seagulls who explain to him that he has learned much, and that they are there now to teach him more..Jonathan transcends into a society where all the gulls enjoy flying. He is only capable of this after practicing hard alone for a long time and the first learning process of linking the highly experienced teacher and the diligent student is raised into almost sacred levels. They, regardless of the all immense difference, are sharing something of great importance that can bind them together: "You've got to understand that a seagull is an unlimited idea of freedom, an image of the Great Gull." He realizes that you have to be true to yourself: "You have the freedom to be yourself, your true self, here and now, and nothing can stand in your way.".In the third part of the book are the last words of Jonathan's teacher: "Keep working on love." Through his teachings, Jonathan understands that the spirit cannot be really free without the ability to forgive, and that the way to progress leads—for him, at least—through becoming a teacher, not just through working hard as a student. Jonathan returns to the Breakfast Flock to share his newly discovered ideals and the recent tremendous experience, ready for the difficult fight against the current rules of that society. The ability to forgive seems to be a mandatory "passing condition.""Do you want to fly so much that you will forgive the Flock, and learn, and go back to them one day and work to help them know?" Jonathan asks his first student, Fletcher Lynd Seagull, before getting into any further talks. The idea that the stronger can reach more by leaving the weaker friends behind seems totally rejected.Hence, love, deserved respect, and forgiveness all seem to be equally important to the freedom from the pressure to obey the rules just because they are commonly accepted..In 2013 Richard Bach took up a non-published fourth part of the book which he had written contemporaneously with the original. He edited and polished it and then sent the result to a publisher. Bach reported that it was a near-death experience which had occurred in relation to a nearly fatal plane crash in August 2012, that had inspired him to finish the fourth part of his novella.[1] In February 2014, the 138-page Bach work Illusions IIwas published as a booklet by Kindle Direct Publishing. It also contains allusions to and insights regarding the same near-death experience. In October 2014, Jonathan Livingston Seagull: The Complete Edition, was reissued and includes part four of the story.
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RHP User
8 years ago
With a book. LC.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Why DG doesn’t come with a user manual lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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gazpacho
8 years ago
Hit it with a book? The book describes a game involving blindfolds, a full fillet steak, and an OMG. Teams are formed and the person with the blindfold on has to slap the object with a ruler, declaring it penis or steak. Points for guessing correctly. Team with the most points win! Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
8 years ago
A friend gave it to ya huh LOL So far.... I think the most concerning part of this post is that a Reverend had some input into the subject...... and that your parents are aware of the size if your dick PS..... Anti..... mine is a pop up book.... like... Wheres Wlly If youre wondering where the missing letter is.... its in ya eye
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RHP User
8 years ago
Apologies to Meander...... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Then got a penil reduction by half now I have now a 11incha. 🤔wtf!
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RHP User
8 years ago
To shove right up someones arse who thinks they have the biggest OMG in the world. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
– December 14, 2017 Paperback The Extremely Unofficial and Highly Unauthorized Star Wars Kama Sutra (SE): Special Updated Editionby SN Herder (Author) This book was created for Star Wars fans with a slightly twisted sense of humor. It is a parody of the characters in the Star Wars universe and created with all the love in the world that I’ve got for them (yes, even Jar Jar). Within these pages, you’ll find all your favorite Star Wars characters, represented by the action figures that I have purchased over the years, engaged in all manner of absurd sexual positions and situations. Don’t try any of the positions in this book. Most of them are not physically achievable, and I’ve got no idea where you’d be able to find a Rancor, anyway. Don’t buy this book for small children. That’s just stupid. Buy it for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend or parent. Buy it for anyone you know who loves Star Wars and knows that the internal temperature of a Taun Taun is always going to be “Luke Warm.” May the Force be with you.
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bonefide
8 years ago
I could use that book... To shove right up someones arse who thinks they have the biggest OMG in the world That's gotta take your mind of sex for a few seconds, receiver I mean.
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RHP User
8 years ago
A copy of said book Gaz. Hmmmmm sounds like a very interesting read. I have come across so many guys with this problem and having an understanding of this terrible infliction would certainly go a long way in helping me with these poor buggers who cant cope with having a huge appendage and wondering what the hell to do with it. I guess if that doesn't work and it turns out that said huge appendage is not quite what is promised then yes definitely throw said book at them or hit appendage with said book
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RHP User
8 years ago
Do you have DICK? WOW learn something everyday
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RHP User
8 years ago
Remember condoms have that bit on the end so can put your foot on it when you take it off.
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bonefide
8 years ago
Remember condoms have that bit on the end so can put your foot on it when you take it off. Someone find a really "BIG" book and hit it see if it's for real😨😱😲 Ripper of a comment wozizname. Pool room material. LOL
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