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Obi1kenietzsche

Obi1kenietzsche

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How to get more messages.

May 07 2023

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Dear Guys of the Pie, Are you frustrated with the lack of messages that you receive on this platform? Do you wake up every morning and eagerly log on, only to find that your inbox is as empty as a political party’s commitment to a pre-election core promise? Do you fervently yearn to see that little symbol appear on your message inbox icon, only to find yourself continually disappointed despite all your efforts, and your self esteem dropping as a consequence? Yes? …. Then perhaps you should do what I do, and soon your inbox will be as chocka as the present ABC’s news coverage of anything remotely woke or left wing. My secret to this incredible surge in my Pie messages? Well! … Recently I decided to move all my online communication to the Pie, and I mean ALL of it. As a result, if anyone wants to get in touch with me, or remind me to pay for things, or try to sell me stuff, or otherwise contact me for any reason… they now have to do it via RHP messaging. No more emails, letters, or phone calls, just oodles and oodles of lovely private messages in my Pie Box! Of course, some Financial Institutions , Government Departments, and various other individuals did take umbrage to this requirement at first (sorry Mum!), but after a while they got used to it, and now I believe they quite enjoy this new mode of communication. And yes, this DID require them all to set up their own RHP profiles, which took some effort on their end, and the resultant profiles were a pretty mixed bag in terms of attractiveness I must say, but the upside for them is that no doubt they will also enjoying the experience and attention from fellow RHP members as well (particularly if their profiles are female). Who knows, they may also be able to drum up some new Clients in the process, and meanwhile I get the warm fuzzy and extremely empowering benefit of having a shit load of messages in my inbox to ignore. . I reckon it’s a win/win for all concerned. Xx Obi1

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  • Sxceey

    Sxceey

    3 years ago

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  • Felicitous

    Felicitous

    3 years ago

    Bahahaha this made me laugh! Brilliant as always 😂😉

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    3 years ago

    You’re an ideas man

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    3 years ago

    It’s quite funny to see the profile names that all these Govt Department have now had to create in order to communicate with me. For instance I know if it’s the ATO because I see “BendUover123” pop up in my inbox. “Fleece_ya_sidewaze” is my bank of course, and the Department of Transport have a great profile called “DoggyAction69” (I always enjoy getting messages from THEM!). 😊 Obi1

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  • Libertine001

    Libertine001

    3 years ago

    Are you hiding from the tax department? That's one message that even on the pie wont get you hard...😂 Libertine

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  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    3 years ago

    If you get a message from Parliment House, it won't matter because we're all fucked! The ATO might call your tatic, Self-depreciating. You'll have to tell them about your assets. Are they temporarily or permanently restricted? Technically, having sex with a person from this site would be a charitable gift. As for the ATO profile name, let's just call it a loophole. As for some profile names here, let's just say a little taxing on the brain. Ms Foxy

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    3 years ago

    The ATO’s profile is crap. They didn’t fill in all the sections correctly (which is quite ironic), so I kept ignoring their messages. Eventually I had to send them a fine.

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  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    3 years ago

    If you see RHPConjunctivitis101 It's just the Optometrists. Now, that's a site for sore eyes. Ms Foxy 🤣🤪

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  • ElectricDreamers

    ElectricDreamers

    3 years ago

    We get a lot of junk mail here already 😛

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  • Libertine001

    Libertine001

    3 years ago

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  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    3 years ago

    You forum-ite’s are such a funny and interesting bunch of characters! 👍👍😂😂.

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  • Rubyt25

    Rubyt25

    3 years ago

    Are you frustrated with the lack of messages that you receive on this platform? Well Obi, for me at the ripe old age of 104.....

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  • KarlRHP

    KarlRHP

    3 years ago

    This is gold !!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    3 years ago

    Oh how I miss you OB1 xx

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    3 years ago

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  • MarioKartNChill

    MarioKartNChill

    2 years ago

    Not gonna lie, You had us in the first half...

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  • EroticPassion

    EroticPassion

    2 years ago

    It’s been so long since I’ve ventured in the forums so decided to take a peek today and this is the first thing I saw. Made my day! Thank you Obi1! I’ve missed reading your light hearted posts! 💕

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    2 years ago

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    2 years ago

    Took me a while to get it, effing hilarious nonetheless!

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  • EndlessSummer85

    EndlessSummer85

    2 years ago

    Yeah bro you are not alone this site is utter crap you get more action on a old dating app like Eharmony

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  • MarioKartNChill

    MarioKartNChill

    2 years ago

    Not gonna lie, you had us in the first half. lol

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  • Water8oy

    Water8oy

    2 years ago

    Great advice, thank you. I've just informed my local priest to setup an account on RHP so he can inform me when I can repent for all my sins

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  • HairyToolBelt

    HairyToolBelt

    2 years ago

    haa Cobber. Thanks for writing this, as it has made me smile :) Do you perform paid requests to write humorous profile bios...? ;)

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  • LeeHarden

    LeeHarden

    2 years ago

    Any advice on how to get noticed here?

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  • EroticPassion

    EroticPassion

    one year ago

    Oh Obi, I've missed your posts. I haven't ventured into the forums for a very long time. With caution, I tiptoed in here to take a very timid peek and saw this. You have truly brightened my day (and you're forgiven for not knowing who the hell I am as I've deleted and created many profiles since I last frolicked in the forums). Thank you for brightening my day!

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  • justcruisin

    justcruisin

    one year ago

    LOL I'm sooo doing this right now starting with all work communication 😆 Thanks for the tip @Obi1!

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  • PandaAndBri

    PandaAndBri

    one month ago

    Gotta say this post had me giggling. My mothers family is quite religious so they would most likely tag me as devils spawn or out Satan out, if they had to contact me here. Bri

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