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How to look sexy without coming off like a queen?

February 01 2014

I was doing some group theatre recently for a bit of a laugh. Everyone stands in a circle and the producer stands in the middle and points at someone and says "surprised"... and that person is meant to act out surprised... And of course, so on it goes around the circle... (well, we thought it was fun, ok, so go with it.) When my turn came, the producer said "Look Sexy"... I mean, what the fuck? What was she thinking? How can a guy put on the "look sexy" pose? In my mind I can see women doing it... you know a bit of a coy shimmy, a flick of the hair, a finger in the mouth or some other stereotypical porno gesture... but what the fuck does a man do to give the "sexy" look? At the next meet and greet, we will know which men are attending the RHP meet, by their sexy look.... but what the hell is it? I just stood there. I mean, wtf? HugsGazpacho

Comments

  • Paradisepair

    Paradisepair

    12 years ago

    Austin Powers, yeah baby!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    give your evil wink at someone then show them how you can pick your nose with your tongue.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Without looking like a queen. Hmm that is hard.... Take your shirt off and do a body builder pose? Hehe

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I suspect the Austin Powers persona would suit Gazpacho! Definitely.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Well, I could pull of a great fat bastard impersonation! HugsGazpacho xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Is your tongue pointing at my arse!!

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Thats the look Gaz, Go for the "Blue Steel" look - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You could have used that moment to pick out someone sexy in the group and point at them. Spontaneous compliments can lead to sporadic copulation xx Sarah

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The same as all my other looks :-) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    a remedy applied for many a worry too the likes, such as this one Gazpacho Tear the centre out of a slice of bread, then hang it off your left or even right ear for this matter. Hope it helps. Mado Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Vogue??? Wtf man ??? :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sexy is not an emotion, you either have it or you don't. How about ripping off your shirt, finding a mirror and admire the view for way too long, sexy is in the eye of the beholder is it not? Or, look at her as if she was the most desirable, sexy, woman that ever lived and you are the luckiest man on Earth to have her eye. Back straightens, chest out, with a deep breath in as you approach savoring her sent, shifting your weight in a smooth playful swagger so she has to follow your eyes, then hit her with the confidant self satisfied lustful smirk so she will blush and look away. With good timing reach out your hand with the softest touch gently run your fingers down her jaw line to her chin pulling her gaze back to yours and look deep into her. Your other hand slides gently around her waist to her back then settle in a powerful stance ready to completely support her as she lets her self fall into your spell, let her feel your power and your equiset finesse over it. Ever so gently move in as if to kiss yet move past, cheeks barely touching towards her ear, another deep breath in too savor her aroma and carefully just before touching her ear with your lips, on your outward breath, and from your diaphragm say "Mmmmmmmmmmm" as you are about to devour the most scrumptious meal heaven could muster. The tips of your fingers in the small of her back firmly, yet compliant to her positioning push your bodies together.. I dont know, are you sexy Gazpacho?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Is that wicked, wicked smile you have. . Last time we met it made me realise that you are probably the only married man who could corrupt me.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    You know the one, where you cock your monobrow and your eye develops a nervous twitch all it's own.....something like Uncle Fester from the Adams Family ~ 🙉🙈🙊

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You hold a flat white coffee in your hand and have white froth surround your lips as your slurp it up looking at your prey

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Is your tongue pointing at my arse!! Funny you mention that. I giggle like a child every time I click on Friends Online Now and his tongue is pointing at JG's arse *snort* . Flirty x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ayyyyeee ;) put up that imaginary collar, point your finger guns and shoot away in Fonz style lol. Give a bit of a click and a wink like something blew right into your eye haha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'Meeka100' Is your tongue pointing at my arse!! Funny you mention that. I giggle like a child every time I click on Friends Online Now and his tongue is pointing at JG's arse *snort* . Flirty x There you go Gaz, next time someone asks you to do a sexy look; point your tongue at my arse