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I broked it

August 25 2013

So...last night, after work, I replied to a late night booty call...so far so HOT!! then....we were going doggy, my vagina decides to eject him due to my need to squirt- and i guess he kept thrusting.....here's where it gets, well, bad. I thought he was moaning because Id squirted or he had cum....but no. Approx 15 secs after, he gets all Tourette's on me, yelling, screaming, he's broken his cock!!!! I didn't know what to say - "maybe try an ice pack?" Sigh...he did his best to reassure me, cuddled me to sleep (was prearranged I stay the night): but woah! I've had some uncoordinated stuff happen before, but never made a grown man cry. I caught a cab home :-/ Sorry RHP land, just needed to vent - I feel like crap... Please tell me you've accidentally caused an "oh shit" moment.....make me feel better :/ Pretty sure I broke a penis last night. Mrs B- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    well, definitely don't be feeling like crap! an unfortunate accident isn't at all your fault, for sure. especially if you were just doing something as hot as squirting!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Been there, with a friend and felt pretty damn awful, wasn't quite as bad as needing ice, he forgave me but I don't think he'll ever let me ride him again.Also did it with my Husband on during returning home from naughty weekend away and it hurt both of us Damn those tight pelvic muscles sometimes!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Has happened to me quite a few times. I zigged when she zagged and really it is pretty painful when someone's entire body weight hits you just that way. From what I have read it is possible to fracture a penis because of the erectile tissue, luckily it has never happened to me.I had it happen at a swingers party once where the girl I took was doing cowgirl and I nearly screamed lol. Instantly soft and moaning a bit. She was pretty frantic about it, but in the end we had a laugh about it and (a little bit later) continued some fun. But it's never pleasant. Lol just one of those embarrassing little sexual moments that crop up from time to time.one night her bf and I were having a play and he went out a bit far and missed his aim going back in. Judging by her facial expression and the fact she nearly bit something off.....I guess that may be an analogous type of pain perhaps. All is well that ends well though :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Penile fracture Two words that combine to sound like the end of the world. I feel sorry for the guy. I hear he will never be the same again. I guess I've been lucky.... or fortunate... mistimes or misplaced strokes have ended without incident... (unless you call accidental anal an incident lol) DG

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    DG you funny bastard, An accident? How long did that accident take to realise it was, may have been, just unsure???Sometimes my jaw and cheeks hurt from pmsl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It was accidental DG ;pp- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I am sorry OP that happened to you.It's crap when that happens, I too have been in the same situation, and have feel rather embarrassed.All one can do is offer a bag of frozen pees...I'm sure he'll forgive you.FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If you hear a crack followed by immediate pain and he goes flaccid it could be a penile fracture... Found this info on it: Penile fracture is a medical emergency, and emergency surgical repair is the usual treatment. Delay in seeking treatment increases the complication rate. Non-surgical approaches result in 10–50% complication rates including erectile dysfunction, permanent penile curvature, damage to the urethra and pain during sexual intercourse, while operatively treated patients experience an 11% complication rate.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Rest assured Madodora and Miss Jay.... it was accidental!Her reaction made it clear to BOTH of us!Poor woman went from being pressed against the window of the 12th floor suite of the Shangrila Hotel, butt naked and presented to traffic on the Harbour Bridge..... ... to leaping 6 feet away from me in 0.002897 seconds!We're still friends and laughed about it today.... but it wasnt a laughing matter at the time!DGDG

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Was that you up there he heBut who the fuck is Dora

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Brag to all his mates that he fucked a woman so hard, he broke his dick

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You know when you see someone dislocate a joint or break a bone - you immediately get .00001 seconds where you feel the pain too.For this reason - I brushed through your story. lol.I wouldn't feel too bad as it was an accident.... but yeh - cringe factor is high.hahaha, funny story though!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    And I've felt mortified. Not embarrassed, just overwhelmed with concern. The penis is a grand, mysterious thing to me, and I assume when it hurts it hurts BAD! The few times I've caused said hurt I've felt terrible. I wonder if guys who've had such penile trauma get nervous about sex ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The poor bastard. I do feel for you, but may I just say his reaction was a little unwarranted though. I was having a session with an old fuck buddy. She liked the odd spank on the arse. Well, she was riding me, I went to spank her one, mistimed it completely, her arse was up, my hand was low, and collared myself in the balls!! Yep, hurt like fuck, but how can you not laugh about it after the pain subsides??? Lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Bahahaha Did you say " yeah..... you like that, bad boy"?? LOL DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Lol it just wouldn't have had the same effect while singing soprano me thinks...- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    that I would love to fracture their dick   could just snap it like a carrot right out of the vegie chrisper     Lady T making the guys eyes water   is like the post things that make you go mmmm or things that make you go FARRRRRK!