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I did it just to annoy her...(/him)

March 14 2018

Off the back of a conversation with a fellow pie eater... I grew my bread to annoy my wife, as she hated beards.. And my fellow pie eater cut her hair short to annoy her hubby as he loved long hair... So the question is, what have you done out of spite or as a deliberate and planned action to annoy or piss off your significant other... Please nothing violent or defaming.. This is meant to be a light hearted topic of things you've done to try annoy someone else (your partner at the time) to help them get the message that you're 3,2,1...."not happy Jan" - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • TheCoastCouple

    TheCoastCouple

    8 years ago

    Exact opposite to you, I shaved mime and went back to baby face just to annoy her. Safe to say, it's made a small return so I no longer look 13 years old. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Ive often thought of the idea of a bread maker.So over the crap thats served up at coles / woolies etc.Damn bread goes green before it goes stale. Its ok, i got your gist, just wanted to vent. Sorry, I've got nothing

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    His ugly tshirt collection including his hideous metal concert shirt that was 15 years old without telling him. He had that many it took months before he realised they were even gone so my actions were in vain 😂 Why are men weird about holding on to disgusting clothing items? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    8 years ago

    Or hang out the washing.... higgly piggley... didn’t you know clothes must be washed inside out and presented on the line, just so, in case visitors drop in? Besides, it’s much easier to fold it, when it’s dried perfectly. Hugs Gaz

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    If I’m reading correctly..... you’re asking what we’ve done, deliberately, spitefully, to a partner just to piss then off? Yeah Nah Coz that’s just fucked up Put the shoe on the other foot and argue that you’d be ok with that attitude 🤨 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    Oopsy. 🙊 I swear, it was accidental. The lights were off and it was in my bedside drawer. I have never ever seen a man jump out of bed, to the shower quick enough. Poooof! Like magic. Something David Copperfield would be proud of. Ms Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    8 years ago

    Think deep heat was the sign. A couple of weeks later, we seperated. 11+yrs later, 3rd March this year, we finally signed the divorced papers. We were married for as long as we were separated. Lmao! Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    ... if I have deliberately done anything out of spite. However this one year, the ex bought me a paster maker for Christmas. The next year I bought him a beautuful Tangine pot. I used the paster maker once and the Tangine pot quite often. He never used the Tangine. 😁 We did have a giggle about it. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Yup, I did lots of things to piss her off. Everything. Probably for about 20 years. She stuck like glue, and I was the one unhappy. Now after 39 years, we’re great mates, I try not to piss her off, or the kids, cos those people are the ones I share my life with, when they’re happy, we’re all happy! Yes, you reap what you sow, and the only person you can change is yourself. M_D4 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    That can really work wonders

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    8 years ago

    He got a cup made up with the photos of me pulling stupid faces and drank his coffee out of it in the morning. Actually in hindsight I hid the band shirt and pretended I had thrown it away to wind him up. Our relationship was fun lots of the time. It was more about little wind ups than spite. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Yeah, a lot of the things I've done were actually done in a fun playful way to have a dig or stir her up. Not so much being horrible.. Hence the final paragraph of my original post.... Thanks for sharing guys.. Little digs help to keep things interesting and lively... Foxxxy.... Darn that's harsh. Lol. Will have to keep this in the back of my mind in further conversations... Lol.. Inspirit, lol live your work, that's how to do it 😂. Eq, lol. I used to find my clothing randomly never came back from the wash.... Hmm mmmm..... Gaz... I'm guessing OCD play.... Lol. One of my mates was dating/living with a chicky with OCD... She hated the TV volume being on an odd nunber.. So whenever she wasn't looking he'd change it to odd... Took her ages to realise what was going on... Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    They seemed to have them anyway...mine were just more obvious. Hey the knot was loose and after she quit calling me names the knots almost fell out. I am not a ...twatwaddle! Pity the other ones were permanent! ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Per the BDSM I am a brat submissive so I enjoy annoying my master (pfft) so I like to annoying him with lots of hugs and kisses and wanting to sit right next to him all the time. :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    That should have said per the BDSM test I’m classified as a Brat submissive.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    We don’t punish each other out of spite. But we are the weird couple always rippping each other off for laughs at home and in line at Coles or wherever we happen to be. So we do stuff to annoy each other all the time for fun He hates my new glasses... I shall wear them even when I don’t need to. I can’t stand twang music so he wakes me up with slim dusty blaring. He didn’t like a pair of pants I loved (and wore to annoy him) so when they got a small hole he “accidentally” ripped it so the whole leg was off so I couldn’t wear them again!! We would never do anything that destroyed something sentimental or did permanent damage. That’s just childish.... But if he shaves off his beard I will stop waxing until we both have a decent regrowth... It’s that simple!! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Though... Probably not for him. But it reminded me of the time I grabbed a tube of Heel Balm in the dark and smeared it all over myself.... NOT erotic! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    and I had an argument. I was dishing dinner and he's was just slopped onto his plate like prison food, it was a mess. Haha bad arse hey. I don't think he even noticed. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Quote I don't think he even noticed. Surely your cooking not that bad 🤣 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I know should have thought about that before I posted😕 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    Xx ((hugs)) and much love - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    8 years ago

    I just can't think of any specific examples and that is really annoying! Just for fun of course, playfully... Peachy