M64
I have sprung a leak
February 27 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well I have a plumber coming to assess my leak tomorrow. Bloody water pipes! So are you saying Gazpacho I shouldn't open the door in my nightie and no undies and hit on the young gorgeous man. Well I hope.... I always seem to get ones that are either married or pimply apprentices. :-/
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RHP User
12 years ago
Gaz..... You once said your best feature was your tongue, which you waggled like an alligator turtle to lure and seduce women..... are you losing your touch?! lol (joke!)... A REAL tradie would look at her, say..."hmmmm big job, I'm gonna have to put in some work on this".... shag her senseless then charge her double for extra pipe work. (Another joke!!!) (Because there's a rich deep vein of humourless folk in here this week!)
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RHP User
12 years ago
As a tradie I only ever had one offer for fixing a ladies hot water system. I politely declined the information and asked her to pay my wife at the office the next day. Other than that I'm afraid it all went over my head.....or just didn't happen. DG....there has definitely been a lacking in the comedy stakes of late and the humor police seem to have been working overtime. I'd like to know if anyone had the problem of the little devil On one shoulder and the little Angel On the other, competing with your mind as to whether to fxxk her or not lol. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was working for a lady and her daughter all ways made the same sorts of moves towards me . now i work for my self with my wife as offsider so nothing ever happened while she was around but my wife left me this daughter found out and we had a good three months of great sex.As the saying goes a lady loves a tradie, you just have to know when you can and cant do the customer.You just have to know if she is innocently flirting with you or she is willing to take it further.most of the time i would only get the ones that had no interest and the fact that my wife worked with me out a lot of them off lol. cheers richard
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gazpacho
12 years ago
Perhaps not as obvious as a nighty, but a half undone men's shirt with no nickers on is the go. Don't forget to mention how he looks like he has all the right tools for the job..... And if you're lucky he will be an apprentice with uncontrollable wood. You'll have him panting for it in no time, unsure what to do.... Make sure you make it subtle enough that he doesn't know if you're really hot for it, or just being friendly. Poor bastard. Hugs
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yesterday the plumber, very yummy guy and well he saw me before and I did send some sexy pictures to him before he came back to give me a quote, and well even though I had a long demure skirt it did not take him long to find out as he leaned me against the kitchen bench, giving me a long passionate kiss. then lifted my skirt over my hips. Well plumbers sure know how to find a wet patch. today another tradie, this one very sweet and very married. I had on my usual long skirt, and black top, nothing showing but did have on red bra and panties. He had been doing work before and he liked my boobs, just a feeling I had. In the end he ask me all very nervous could he see my breasts. So there I was, slowly getting down to red lace bra and panties, but he wanted the bra off. Then he got me to jiggle em for him , but as much as he wanted to he would not touch. I could see he was hard but he is married and that's his limit, he does not want to go down like Bill Clinton. he got so nervous that he left without his ladder, so had to call him to come back for that.I have just found a very expensive drill, so no doubt I will have to answer the door naked to hand him the drill. I did say to him, what made you think you could ask about my boobs. Even though I never dress in a provocative way, always look like a middle aged frumpy housewife, ( well that's exactly what I am) he said as soon as I looked at you, I knew you were a dirty girl. So guys I am curious, how do you know that, if I am dressed like a Sunday school teacher, how come you guys still think I am a dirty girl? Like I was dressed like that at a swingers lol, that's how un sexy I dress when I go out. bedroom well that's a different kettle of fish. I love tradies, love their hands on me, that rough thumb over my nipple. dam it I am taking to the plumbing with a hammer, and pulling out the wires of the house and the lawn is over grown. the things a girl has to do to get a root. However its a risk, that woman could get you in a shit load of trouble if you cross that line. I think you can tell if a woman is coming on to you. just drop a few hints about how attractive she is, and ask her things like, how fucking big is your husband and what time does he get home and does he own a gun. Lady T , the dirty girl you guys will have to tell me what makes a dirty girl?
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erotictouch4u
12 years ago
After you have gotten her credit card number shag her senseless. Who knows, she might even forget by the end of it she paid the bill and you could get double for the extra service. ET xox
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well he was a very nice young man, but unfortunately his calves where slimmer than my arms! Too young, but very sweet.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lol bloody tradies i remember when i was just newly married we had a tradie at our house and he asked me for a quick fk i was very innocent then and found it very offensive lol...... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Why cant we just fk then talk if you think about it if the sex is good you naturally want to find out more things about that person and if its not check your emails on your phone and say omg i got to go and run......... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
sex with a tenant......Guilty as charged......but it took me a while to get it what he wanted.......dahhhhh I am a slow learner.This was the start of my drought breaking adventure.
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RHP User
12 years ago
While working in commercial buildings in the city installing stainless kitchens and what not. I'd be working away in an occupied building, admiring, not ogling, and now and then a lustful stare or a cheeky grin would come my way. Usually when I'm on top of a bench or ladder... funny that ? My first reaction is to start a conversation and try and read the signals. Regardless of what they might be, I find myself duty bound to finish my work as I'm a representative of the company blah, blah, blah. Maybe one day I'll throw caution to the wind and indulge in a random act of passion :-) It would be so exciting with the fear of being caught in the act. Total turn on actually.
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RHP User
12 years ago
We have a policy at work that if ever a woman suggests anything naughty on the job then the guys must call the Boss immediately and he will come in, assess the situation and take care of things if required. He says this is to ensure that the job jets done AND the lady in question remains fully satisfied (He doesn't want any unsatified clients!). The guys do get somewhat pissed off at this rule because it is totally unfair. After all, why should he get all the action and they have to work.I do tend to agree (and am quite sympathetic), but like I tell them, I am the Boss and I make the rules. Obi1kenietzsche
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Well I had the most amazing Plumber fix my plumbing on Sunday. NO more leaks or constant drips... Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
QuotingIn 30 years in industry, I have never bonked a customer. Am I an idiot? What would you do? 30yrs? And never upsold to a full grease and oil change (just to mix metaphors...)? Letting the side down, surely ;) In my head, in my fantasy land where I'm a dashing casanova, I would have the perfect raised eyebrow, a devastatingly gorgeous grin and an irresistible quip that is at once completely innocent (in case I've over read the situation) but like catnip for anyone slightly interested... and then we do it in every room of her house, after which I leave just as the husband arrives home. Reality, I'd probably be on a 30-yr zero streak, too :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Cautiously tred there. Every lady loves a tradie lol. I love having tradies over to "fix" things :P
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well may i suggest that you wear said lond skirt and black top to the next swingers do you attend and see what attention you get.
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RHP User
12 years ago
That I have to chase them up to see when they are coming back to replaster my holes. :p
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RHP User
12 years ago
Being a landscape gardener by trade......and Bi I have the best job in the world. I've been met plenty of times by ladies dressed in barely a piece of anything.....at times I get....door will be open Karyn put the kettle on I'm just stepping into the shower.......c u soon........... Females expecting female tradies don't seem to have a care in the world .....instant safety net. Husbands and guys hit on me constantly.......they have a thing for a woman in boots apparently....so it definitely goes both ways. Tradies hook up with other tradies in fear of crossing the line........you do have to be careful in case you hit on the wrong person....recently a sparky and his apprentice got done 4 years in the big house for having a 3sum with a client...who cried rape when her hubby saw pics and txts on her phone..... The other common denominator in the tradie world........ladies they will take pics of you when your unaware and send them to their network as "a possible hit"............ Gaz.........I too have never gone there..........however as I get the view I have no complaints.
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RHP User
12 years ago
been known to be a little unprofessional. It is a line I have crossed only a couple of times but I was caught at a weak moment by my customers and I found it hard to resist a few young buff young men who threw themselves at me. They got more than they bargained for I think, apparently I violated one of them by popping his anal cherry. I do get a lot of sex at work, just not from the customers, even have a bit of video surveillance of me bent over the front counter with the shop open. Never tried it on with a tradie at home.
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