M45
I must be the stupidest man alive!!!
May 17 2013
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RHP User
13 years ago
It won't happen....she got what she wanted from you....a mind fuck and money.... Lol yup she's a woman :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
bend over while I spank your butt. You too Sirlurk, but you'll get it harder for your comment.
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RHP User
13 years ago
*shaking head*PMSL When are you ever going to learn my friend!!!!!Grrrrrr Of course she is going to make you feel "SPECIAL", oh duh!! she needs to pay her bills.I defiantly know CBF your real name is not 'BILL SUCKER"AND Paintme...I'm right behind you in line with a BIG paddle!!FOXYPS-Change your profile name to "To-many-fingers-in-the-Pie"
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RHP User
13 years ago
Ok strippers are good at their job...they're paid, like hookers to make men feel good...and she definitely did that.... Better Paintme??- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
have a little faith people even if she wants cash for her gash, who cares you get what you want, you have a little honey once a week I dont know why more men dont do it women are so spoil in life,its a sellers market for pussy that is why old chicks like me have more sex than hot meals these days cause guy are at the worng end of the stick and yes you can get played the ear is often decieved by the hearts need or the cocks need grabs cant be fucked and presses his weary head between my ample tits there there baby , she just may call you to be honest she cuold have written it down and made a show of it and you would be non the wiser, but this way if she does call you can go to mensa together
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'paintme' bend over while I spank your butt. You too Sirlurk, but you'll get it harder for your comment. then you can throw sirlirk over to me for an extra hard kick up the arse to add to his misery for his remark!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Aren't Facebook status'- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
ya just need to drop the T from the profile name and all the pretty ladies will line up ... LMAO
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RHP User
13 years ago
Can'tbe, I was reading what you wrote with a very Philip Marlowe / Bogart voice. You should take up writing fiction. You'd be good at it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Do you keep a laptop in your car?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I agree with the topic of his post, but I need one more bit of information to confirm it. How much money did you spend?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious'Do you keep a laptop in your car? he keeps a Lap Dancer in his car..................
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RHP User
13 years ago
That is all. DG- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
sounds like illegal prostitution to me.
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RHP User
13 years ago
99% of my comments are made for my phone. I use the safari browser as it is easier to read and see the forum topics. It's when people use the RHP app to comment that the "posted from the RHP mobile appears.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I prefer my idea. I can just see him typing behind the wheel.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Paintme - No need to spank me. She already did.Foxy - How do I have too many fingers in the pie? I'm a RHP reject love. I have nothing else and no one else going on. Other than my lovely wife of coarse. I have left cricket girls alone. The only reason I half believe this chick is because she was asking me questions that strippers don't ask. Also she broke the rules. I was talking and she put her nipple in my mouth half way through my sentence. She pulled back and I went to say your going to get me kicked out and she did it again, missed the second time though.Tuscan - She is very good, very cleaver. I asked her if she has looked into the mirror recently. Why me? She says I'm hot. I'm supposed to believe her? Says she cant have a relationship because of her job. She is too cleaver for me. What a drug!Freya - yea right!!!zu7 - I wish there was more story too tell, and if that is too be, I will continue my little story I promise. About being a writer, I got a C- in english and have no Idea who you are referring to. :)Devious - Nope, Iphone, I just click down the bottom right of the screen. "use full website". USA - To confirm what? My stupidity? I spent $190 on her.This girl, oh this girl. She has my number. She has my money. She knows I'm on RHP. I also think I gave her my common sense as well.CanbefuckedDid you notice???
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RHP User
13 years ago
I used to use the browser on my mobile to make posts instead of the Rhp app. That never used to rage me as posting it from my mobile- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
spencespencespencespenceIs that enough spence for you ? :-)well - not a bad attempt - if this is your first erotica story... you improve with practice.. ;-)this is your advice from phantasie - on wordpress for those who actually use brains as a major sex organ - more a female thing than a make one though so you are an exception already...!
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RHP User
13 years ago
... It's prime location, an iconic structure - I'm selling, cheap as chips! DEAL OF THE CENTURY! gimmie a call after she gets back to you and we'll work out the details!
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RHP User
13 years ago
I just want to know if the lady ever does actually ring you... Crosses fingers!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
3. No Anal.Interesting rule to throw in there.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I can't wait to read TR or Cavey's comment. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
CAN'TBEFUCKED - have a little faith!!! Maybe you are just her type!! When it doesn't happen - just say she forgets your number........ I don't live far from you. We can sit down on the foreshore at Redcliffe and talk about being gullible. Gypsy- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
Has the woman in question rung you yet?? and most of all my friend, have you discussed this with your wife? her thoughts/reaction.... Foxy
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cbdlivin
13 years ago
Well even though i suspect she was doing her job really well, you cannot always be a cynic, sometimes even strippers might have needs.....I dated a stripper a few years ago now and I met her at the club she worked, and we happened to hit it off for some strange reason.
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RHP User
13 years ago
CAN'T you can....so all you cynics,apparently strippers are women too,well the ones that aren't Jamie Drury of course.
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RHP User
13 years ago
The last time I went to the strippers was with my brother on his bucks night. Lol one of them asked me"how bout you and I go on into the private lap dance area and I'll show you a good time?" I burst out laughing and said" ok but let's first think about this....it'll cost me about 120(if my memory serves me well)for the private area. The bourbon I'm drinking is $10 a glass. That gives me 12 bourbons more and the effects of the bourbon can last hours.....seeing your naked arse without being able to touch it will last about 15 mins.....still think I should come with you??" I laughed some more before walking off.....I think the look on her face though was priceless!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
13 years ago
(I'm only slightly paraphrasing) If you can engage her outside of the club, by asking all about her private life, she is yoooouuuurs.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'sirlurkalot'The last time I went to the strippers was with my brother on his bucks night. Lol one of them asked me"how bout you and I go on into the private lap dance area and I'll show you a good time?" I burst out laughing and said"(...)" I think the actual conversation went more like this: Stripper: "How bout you and I go on into the private lap dance area and I'll show you a good time?" Lurk: " Ehhm, ehh, I errrrr... mmm, gotta go, need bourbon."
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RHP User
13 years ago
lol @ missD Not quite what I said..... but it made for a good story :-) D.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Innerwest - sorry mate, you'll have to keep your bridge, still paying off my man cave. It's state of the art technology keeps everybody and all bad thoughts out. Best of all, it has a bar fridge that restocks it self, neat hey? Peachy - thanks but fingers are slowly starting to uncross now. BTW, your looking HOT for a 100 year old! Oil of ulan? Tickled - I know, but doesn't really interest me for some reason. Plus as she put it, the vagina needs It more. Gypsie - DID YOU JUST CALL ME GULLIBLE??? Yea ok, fair call. What else is there to say? She got me good. Cleaver bitch. Lol Foxy - your in suspense? How the fuck you think I feel?? I'm the one that's gunna score here, or not. She has not rung :(. Never mind, too hot for me anyway. Probably cum before I took my pants off anyway lol. Have you forgotten what happened in my last incantation? I would not be here with out my wife's permission! She has given me her blessing to hook up with this chick. CBD - time will tell mate. I'd give it a 5% chance now, if that! Freya - no Freya, I really can't. Devious - I don't agree. They all make small talk. It's kinda funny. Semi naked girls asking how my day was and how work was, like they give a fuck. She was even playing the "I'm nervous about dancing, how did you think I went?" Card. She was only talking about her "private life" (assuming she wasn't making it up) to engage me at my level. Did I mention cleaver bitch, I did didn't I? Your second comment was worth a laugh. Stillcantbefucked
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RHP User
13 years ago
Mate, you have already done better than most men around here, you talked to a real life woman! Look, two things can happen: she will call or she won't call. If she calls, bonus for you, if she doesn't, well have you really lost anything, after all you now have a lovely memory right. And as strange as it may seem, this type of thing does happen, infrequently yes, but it does. Back a few years ago when I was still wearing a uniform we had a bucks night at a strip club, all the normal crap went on. The highlight was one of the strippers taking a shine to a mate of mine. Nothing happened that night except an exchange of phone numbers. She called him the following day, they met for coffee (and yes just coffee). Turns out she was a mature student (early 30's), just using stripping as a way of making money. They are now married with a kid, she graduated as a CPA! Got to admit though the first time I met her out of her umm office, I didn't recognise her lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'sirlurkalot' The last time I went to the strippers was with my brother on his bucks night. Lol one of them asked me"how bout you and I go on into the private lap dance area and I'll show you a good time?" I burst out laughing and said" ok but let's first think about this....it'll cost me about 120(if my memory serves me well)for the private area. The bourbon I'm drinking is $10 a glass. That gives me 12 bourbons more and the effects of the bourbon can last hours.....seeing your naked arse without being able to touch it will last about 15 mins.....still think I should come with you??" I laughed some more before walking off.....I think the look on her face though was priceless!! - Posted from rhpmobile I would have slapped you in the face. Surely you could have been a little more diplomatic. Maybe she was paying her kids school fees next week.
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RHP User
13 years ago
If she rings we want updates!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' (I'm only slightly paraphrasing) If you can engage her outside of the club, by asking all about her private life, she is yoooouuuurs. What DG actually said was: Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Take a tip..... dont pay for a lap dance but instead engage the girl in conversation about what ELSE she has going on in her life, and who she is outside of the job she has in the club.... (IE, dont be just another wallet paying her way in her eyes as a stripper)... and you can have her outside of the club. ... (Strip Clubs thread, 18th of April). I don't see much difference, really.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Ms_Devious' (I'm only slightly paraphrasing) If you can engage her outside of the club, by asking all about her private life, she is yoooouuuurs. What DG actually said was: Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Take a tip..... dont pay for a lap dance but instead engage the girl in conversation about what ELSE she has going on in her life, and who she is outside of the job she has in the club.... (IE, dont be just another wallet paying her way in her eyes as a stripper)... and you can have her outside of the club. ... (Strip Clubs thread, 18th of April). I don't see much difference, really. Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Ms_Devious' (I'm only slightly paraphrasing) If you can engage her outside of the club, by asking all about her private life, she is yoooouuuurs. What DG actually said was: Quoting 'Mischeviouslad'Take a tip..... dont pay for a lap dance but instead engage the girl in conversation about what ELSE she has going on in her life, and who she is outside of the job she has in the club.... (IE, dont be just another wallet paying her way in her eyes as a stripper)... and you can have her outside of the club. ... (Strip Clubs thread, 18th of April). I don't see much difference, really. i'm thinking that there are limits or everyone. Where do we draw the line? And can anyone put a monetary value on that space? The Op was talking about how far he would go before he coughs up some money for some temporary pleasure .... thats interesting ...
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RHP User
13 years ago
They just keep going back for more :/ Cantbefucked
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