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I really want to say I'm sorry

March 02 2015

to the couple from WA, who messaged me last night and this morning. I want to say how sorry I am that you didn't like my message "Sorry, you don't match what I'm looking for" when you opened your gallery and all I could see were pictures of your cock. I understand that you have been with your cock for 50 years and that you think it is beautiful (your subjective view). I want to say that I am sorry but I just don't see it the same way as you (my subjective view) I want to say how sorry I am that you sent me an abusive message this morning and then blocked me so that I couldn't reply. I have had nothing but lovely messages from girls and couples on this site, and you are the first to take unbrage because I didn't like what you presented to me. I want to say how sorry I am that you don't have the balls to give me a chance to reply to you when you abuse me. You are in the "big-boy" shorts now, maybe it's time you packed up your crayons and gave them to your mummy. No? And lastly, I want to say I'm sorry that your profile starts with Nau, implying that you are naughty. May I be so bold to suggest an alternative? I was thinkin of Imarudeprick, or how about Ivegotnoballs? Thank you honey, but I am glad that you live on the other side of the continent and no matter how hard you try, you will not spoil my wonderful time I am having here on rhp. (Waves) Sandy (MrsSatisfyafantasy) xx

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I like BitterBalls myself, has a sweet ring to it.

  • LifeUnscripted

    LifeUnscripted

    11 years ago

    Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    11 years ago

    Perhaps they were not really a couple but a male posing as one? We're they verified ? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Gold!!! Thanks for the laugh. Brilliant indeed.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    bahahahaha ohh Hahaha ha Haha Hmm nicely done ☺️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    We are certainly guilty of the odd non reply, life's like that.... But we can't get over abusive and negative responses. It's all about fun, yes? Not attracted? Not interested? Not what your looking for? BUILD A BRIDGE!!!!!! Cudos Sandy (MrsSatisfyafantasy) xx for not actually naming them:):):):)

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    11 years ago

    They must be monitoring this thread as they just looked at our profile . Message us please satisfyafantasy - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    and what a good laugh that it has given us !!! Good on you, OP !!! Amy

  • MrandMrsBrady

    MrandMrsBrady

    11 years ago

    That is gold!!! The same thing happened to us on the weekend...we politely declined further contact with a couple we had shared pgs with as they were not our cup of tea and were met with an abusive reply msg & an accusation of us being picture hunters ( trust me they were hardly worthy of that) followed by being blocked so no right of reply...manners truly are a lost art these days... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Wouldn't it be interesting if we could use a quote function to name and shame, unedited messages. Ive seen a few doosies!!!!!(handsome shown to me only yesterday.... jeeeeeez) You can be assured, OP.... you were talking to the brittle ego'd male of the profile.Pathetic how some people behave. DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    then block! Clearly from people who can give it but can't take it. Gutless wonders! I have had a couple of guys do that to me too. The stand out was the guy telling me I have a big fat vagina but I couldn't take 9 inches, lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    then block! Clearly from people who can give it but can't take it. Gutless wonders! I have had a couple of guys do that to me too. The stand out was the guy telling me I have a big fat vagina but I couldn't take 9 inches, lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    bloody double posts!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Thank you guys for your lovely comments and support. Sandy xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I had a guy flirt me. He looked nice so I replied. He wanted my pg Happy to give it. I then said that my girlfriend and I might be heading his way would he like to meet us. He said sorry but you look like my grandmother. Thisis after the text about I am wanking over your pictures. Clearly from Tasmania. That's fine I do understand and as this young chap was 38 I had to also tell him he was a bit older than our regular lovers so fair enough comment. I then got s lot of cock pictures asking how it looked. So as it did not present well. I sent back a few good cock shots of some lovers. So op I think I get what yiur saying. How can we help them if they block us? Poor love his cock might now be do shrivelled up with shame that the little fella tapped the block button as it slid back to hide in that big old sac. I shit mysekf at times and block myself 😎 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I wandered right out of topic. Your right though about the block thing but I also block but not the sniper block. I do the pre emtive block . I think of it as a preventative measure to stop my ears and eyes from getting filled up With shit. I am sorry that you never got to do the cock block in that guys case., that would be bang that cock between two wooden blocks . - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Sorry I haven't been in touch but I've been busy avoiding you. I'm sorry I haven't answered your emails, I'm too busy checking all the email messages you left. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Meeka100: (screams and claps hands) Love it! LifeUnscripted: Jason_Leslie: Email sent Serenity2000: Thank you Unicornhunters1: I so agree about manners. My dad (bless him) always said that no matter how you feel, one should always be polite Mischeviouslad: Is there one? I couldn't find it ralf74: Gee, that's awful thepeach I read this outloud to MrSatisfyafantasy and he immediately crossed his legs. And then, when I told him about two girls, I noticed a different movement in his pants (giggling), mmmmm, two extra girls in our bedroom, yummy (blushing). SuperFoxxxy: Hello, that's funny Thank you all Sandy xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    OP - You Rock Sandy Great post..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Best read in a while! Sorry you copped an abusive message though with no chance at rebuttal! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'thepeach'I then got s lot of cock pictures asking how it looked. So as it did not present well. I sent back a few good cock shots of some lovers.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    To "satisfyafantasy and peach" Absolutely priceless the understated comedians - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    What about me. No special mention?. Haha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Mwah and a great big hug (blushing) Sandy xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Cavy : thank you :) Iittlemisssub: I think I have had a much nicer time on here, but I was wondering, am I allowed to share some of his email on here? Merino : awww, shucks, thank you (blushing) Sandy xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Interwebs has been around for 20 years now... I mean how can people act in such ways when they are clearly old enough to drive and raise children? I myself have had no interaction in the week since I've been here save one "no thanks, not what I'm looking for" -I'm grateful for the reply to be honest. I'm not that insecure to think every woman would drop at their knees for me and a little shy when showing dick pics. I'm not ugly by any means, nor do I bullshit in my profile. I'm a terrible photographer and not really going out to get glam pics because that's not my style. I'm confident you have met that 1% who make the internet a shitty place for the rest of us, and he's likely frustrated and expecting women to drop at his knees at the sight of his cock, because it's just so hard for him to understand that he's not nearly as impressive as he'd like to think.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    MrsSatisfyafantasy Very well said

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Rule of.thimb in forum is niy to share details.of emails on the forum I learnt the hard way when o was new. Got a nailing on the cross from thw forimites. Which makes sense What happens on privacy of.your Iinteraxcrion bia email or text muat remain as such. Spare yourself. Lol. Welcome To the wonderful crazy world.of.the forum. Xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I don't understand the logic behind it. Do you feel as though he will read it and suddenly feel differently?? What exactly does this achieve for you?? Given that no one else is privy to the screenshots of the actual messages; what would you do if HE was to visit this thread and offer a completely DIFFERENT version of events that painted you in a bad light??? Would you expect that your word is truer than his?? And finally.... How do you think that by posting this makes you appear to other potentials?? Would it be a positive light or negative?? given that you've now proverbially doused him in shit when things haven't gone YOUR way either.... I wonder..... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The OP merely paraphrased the interaction in a very amusing way,and I imagine it resonates with many people here because they have experienced similar...Sandy to share the actual email though is IMO crossing a line and why bother when you have made you point.Sometimes less is more xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Op While reading your post, I nodded my head smiling, I'm sure all of us have encountered someone similar using the insult and block tactic which IMHO is a very immature and pathetic act, by those who just cant handle rejection Had it done to me last week, when we had moved offsite and chatted via Kik, but I found after further conversation, I didn't want to take it further, where I then received a torrent of abuse and then he blocked me on here) but that's life, we don't always click with the people that initially we may have been attracted to I thought your original post was witty and amusing, however you did lose me with your last paragraph and now with your subsequent posts You have just stopped short of naming the profile but it only took me like 7 seconds (when I searched a few days ago) to find who I believe the profile was and I'm sure I'm not the only one whose gone looking . I'm actually surprised your forum got through Please don't think for a moment I support anyone being rude to anyone on here but (almost) naming and shaming and now offering to share parts of his email, says way more about you now than them, who I notice have remained silent on the matter. As Elsa repeatedly said "Let it go"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    In some was when someone has been a dick like that for no reason well I don't mind that so much. But definitely when someone relays personal interactions or copy and pastes genuine emails, regardless of whether you think they are lame or not, I think that is really wrong. You shouldn't shame people. It's just not right. And as Sir has said often it will back fire on you anyway when the person joins in on the thread to tell their side of the story. In fact I have been waiting for BitterBalls to respond actually. :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Forgive me, you are absolutely right, all of you. I have moved on, the email is deleted. I felt it was unfair that I did not get a right to reply, and I feel that through this forum I have been able to address this. Thank you for your lovely comments, all of you. sir_stir, I would welcome his visit to the thread and for him to offer his view on this. Maybe you know him? And are you just playing up to your moniker or are you implying something else? i did read your post a few times and just could not see a positive slant in it. :( Sandy xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    with a dash lemon and lime and I'm sure there'll be some takers 😉 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    while I thought the narrative of your OP was witty and it did break me into smiling with your wordsmith construction; I wasn't trying to put any spin or negativity upon it. However..... I ask such brutal questions for a reason...and it's a moral high ground thing I know....but I wanted to show to you that your thread was negative itself despite its funny facade. - Posted from rhpmobile