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I thought that Mr.Greens thread was fun and now lets write a story together.
July 10 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
With the fact that his parents had named him Rodolopho,
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RHP User
12 years ago
Rodolopho had, like rumplestiltskin before him given a woman three days to guess his real name, for whenever asked, he always said his name was...
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RHP User
12 years ago
the king of.......
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RHP User
12 years ago
'Hawaiian Pools and Landscaping World', Cabramatta.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
A tribe of very , very small people With only one eye.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mississippi. Elvis had woken that day with - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
He sometimes felt guilty about this because he had always wanted to be called a name with more potential for ascension in life, like king of the escalator.
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RHP User
12 years ago
But! Man cannot live on bread alone. Not even with a bit of plastic cheese, an all beef pattie, a pickle, onions and condiments so he went int search of something else he could eat and....
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RHP User
12 years ago
of the local theatre. As he was the King of so many things the audience immediately recognised him and ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
and began to yell and shout at him,...........get ya gear off
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RHP User
12 years ago
when the audience saw him...they all went awwwwwwwwwww and clapped and cheered.."LONG LIVE THE ONE EYED KING".Walking through the crowd.....
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On_Safari
12 years ago
he was cheered by his people and as he passed they adorned him in.....
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belladonna888
12 years ago
And fell to they're knees chanting his name ....
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RHP User
12 years ago
garlands of Boganvillea....because King Elvis Rudolpho was indeed King of Bogan Ville...his adoring subjects bowed down beforehim and began to....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Resplendent with every colour of the rainbow, glinting in the spotlight that followed him as he climbed the stairs to...
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Wedgey
12 years ago
Some on string to form necklaces and some as rings on his fingers. This was quite distressing for Rodolopho / Elvis as he was on a diet of...
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belladonna888
12 years ago
Cumquats and gummy bears ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
as he heard they were great for his sex life, and he loved the feel of something slimy and wet going down his....
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Throat and even better if it was attached to a......
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RHP User
12 years ago
great aunt's old saggy boobaroobie. but alas, the shell allergy kicked in...
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On_Safari
12 years ago
....and he slipped into the persona of one Cold Ass Honky who had delusions of.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Rodolpho had to resort to calling 000 for his anaphylactic emergency. The ambulance arrived just in the nick of time and the a paramedic and the nurse threw open the doors to reveal....
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RHP User
12 years ago
humility?
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RHP User
12 years ago
With the shell allergy, it caused swelling and pain in his whole body. Especially swollen and sore was his.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
As it became engorged he found himself wishing...
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belladonna888
12 years ago
He had put his clean jocks on ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Priscilla Queen of the desert had always warned him to do- in case of an emergency...so as the Paramedics gave him a shot in the.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
His evil twin brother named jack proceeded to live the life of Reilly (who was actually his younger brother) until....
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RHP User
12 years ago
oh so honky,cold,cold arse.But Rudolpho found he was enjoying the sensation of ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
...the Little People washing his body with ...- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
with the prepackaged vaginal juices of 1000 virgins. once the lathering was over he...
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RHP User
12 years ago
To work his way through the 1000 virgins singing 999 virgins on my......
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RHP User
12 years ago
appendage,for Elvis Rudolpho had told soooo many lies,just like Pinocchios nose,it grew and grew,until...
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RHP User
12 years ago
And if one of those virgins answered my call, there'd be 998 virgins on my Speed-dial... While singing he accompanied himself with...
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RHP User
12 years ago
the piano accordian, as he sooo loved the sound it made as he pushed.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Like never before, it reminded him of his first MFFF encounter and add 1 more F as Rodolopho was a fisherman and this storey grew bigger each time he told it. In Rodolopho village every one was named after what they did except him, there was Lorenzo the flute maker as he made flutes, there was also Mario the boat builder as he built boats, but poor Rodolopho was not known as Rodolopho the fisherman but as Rodolopho the ....... As he was once caught having sex with..........
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RHP User
12 years ago
real girl,Rudolpho was known as Rudolpho the real man,his reputation as a lover of plastic meant that...
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RHP User
12 years ago
In search of a girl with a bigger strap on. Sometimes he reflected on his life and thought...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Can't I meet a woman with a name like.............Meeka! Who would ......
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RHP User
12 years ago
introduced him to her weapon of mass destruction,Rudolphos cold ass quivered in anticipation as he remembered that the Meekas would indeed inherit the earth....and then out of the corner of his eye he saw...
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Rockme2018
12 years ago
thing she was packing in her pants
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RHP User
12 years ago
He'd known about the strap on (of course), but had no idea of the crazy enormous clit that was now poking seductively from her trousers. Knowing that her giant clit and his swollen tongue were a match made in heaven he turned and...
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RHP User
12 years ago
His last beer thinking that some muscle relaxant may help very shortly, then jumped on his smart phone and made an order for an extra extra large tube of KY jelly. As he sipped his beer, his mood turned from.......
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madotara69
12 years ago
Nick knack paddy whack, tell her I'm not home....
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Wedgey
12 years ago
Palm sweating, ass clenching, mind numbing fear. What did she think she was going to do with that thing??? The answer soon became apparent as .....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Trepidation to Elation Because he knew he would be representing his Nation By accommodating that Inflation , Balls and all . Muscles relaxed , KY applied He prepared himself to sit astride...- Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Strapon he'd ever seen. He was nervous and sweating at the thought but Rodolopho was not a man to be easily daunted and so he took a deep breath and remembered the wise words of his sex ed teacher....who always said "it was only an abomination if.......
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madotara69
12 years ago
he took one for the team.Meanwhile (Help me paint me) back at Meekas sex mansion? Rudolphio, disguised as a door had his knob twisted. Who is it entering the jungle room? And how will Rudolphio get himself out of this pickle? da da da da na nahh (suspense music).
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RHP User
12 years ago
It involves more than TWO chickens!" Momentarily distracted by this thought he.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
And turned his attention back to Meeka and her incredible strap-on and clit combo. Incredibly the thought of double penetration with these monsters did not worry him. Instead he felt...
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madotara69
12 years ago
being a reign Deer would be more of a challenge, was lying to himself. A miracle began to appear as his little wooden pecker started to grow, Red nose, Meeka?...Red nose, Meeka?... Glee, Meeka?...Go down in history, Meeka?...! With furious pulses his fly buttons ripped and out grew a Totem Pole.For the first time in rudolphios life, he had something to fight back with.Hallelujah, hallelujahThere was a time you let me know What's really going on below But now you never show it to me, do you? And remember when I moved in you The holy dove was moving too And every breath we drew was HallelujahHas Meeka finally met her man?Laying to rest her strap on stancePiggy back on Rudolphio when they go out to danceGiving the boys her totem pole glanceHallelujah, hallelujahIs this
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RHP User
12 years ago
And males had two giant cocks that stay up all nite like a teenager ...)- Posted from rhpmobile
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madotara69
12 years ago
or is there a twist to become a devistating
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' he took one for the team.Meanwhile (Help me paint me) back at Meekas sex mansion? Rudolphio, disguised as a door had his knob twisted. Who is it entering the jungle room? And how will Rudolphio get himself out of this pickle? da da da da na nahh (suspense music). thanks to the bottoms up, Meeka's Mansion of Debauchery. he he
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'madotara69' he took one for the team.Meanwhile (Help me paint me) back at Meekas sex mansion? Rudolphio, disguised as a door had his knob twisted. Who is it entering the jungle room? And how will Rudolphio get himself out of this pickle? da da da da na nahh (suspense music). thanks to the bottoms up, Meeka's Mansion of Debauchery. he he ..
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RHP User
12 years ago
By the pain in his suddenly twisted know he staggered forward and fell to his knees in front of...
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RHP User
12 years ago
The biggest mother fucker of a man he had ever seen. Dressed in biker leathers sporting club patches, this 6'6" monster of a man, growled menacingly 'who the fuck are you cunt', poor Rodolpho felt himself slowly fall to the floor in a cold faint, the next thing he knew he was coming to, his face planted against the rough of unvarnished floorboards and...
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RHP User
12 years ago
he thought to himself... "I wish I was like Ironman..." Which had the most remarkable cellular reaction! Redolphio then found himself about to transport himself BACK in time to a back yard cafe called "Cheers Cunt". He ordered a....
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RHP User
12 years ago
as he came to felt an amazing sensation of a tounge soothing the spot that had endured such a thrashing. Apparently bikies, regardless of how big and tough they are on the outside are really gentle and caring folk. Bruce (the bikie) rimmed Rodolpho relentlessly until he felt a stiring in his loins. He was a little nervous, but turned ever so slightly and in a meek voice said to Bruce......
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madotara69
12 years ago
a glass of milk, some cookies and said to Bruce. I want you to myself pussycat as it is time to settle down and....
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