If life was like a dating app

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  Love it :D

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  The funniest thing I have seen for ages, thanks for posting! The dude handing out dick pics was giving me flashbacks of the short amount of time I was on Grindr. My little addition: (Version 1) "Hi, my wife and I think you might be just we are looking for'' ''Oh, thanks'' ''Can we see your private gallery?'' ''Only if I can see yours first. I have a rule, see, kind of weeds out the pic hunters'' (Crickets, and you suddenly realize you can no longer view their profile) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (Version 2) "Hi, my wife and I think you might be what we are looking for" "Oh, thanks" "Can we see your private gallery?" "Only if I can see yours first. I have a rule, see, kind of weeds out the pic hunters'' "Oh, we don't like to show people our private gallery'' ''Okay, would you like to meet up for a coffee somewhere, all three of us, so we can see if we don't like each other? You pick where if you like'' ''Yeah, that'd be great - can't wait to watch you pound my wife'' ''One step at a time. You or your wife may not like me, or vice versa'' ''So what you would like to do to me?" ''I'm not into dirty chat - actions speak louder than words. So do you want to meet up or not?'' (Crickets, and you suddenly realize you can no longer view their profile).

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  You're welcome OkeyDoke45. After watching this, it felt like RHP, AAM and every other service out there. As I said in a previous post, might just be easier to be gay as most the people here are genuine men (including men from a couple) or men pretending to be ladies to get pics.

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  EarthQueen

  7 years ago

  Funny and true. Thanks for sharing - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  7 years ago

  I'd be hitting refresh............Lots of times

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