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If you could....

March 04 2016

If you could tell your teenage self anything.....what advice would you give yourself? Id tell my self to take more chances,instead of the easy road or the "expected" road. Id also say,save y our money and start travelling the world much earlier than I did...over to you....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    So many things come to mind! Two obvious ones for me though - get off your ass and start exercising! And don't waste all that money on boy bands! 🙄

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ...live a healthier lifestyle and travel more.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Stay away from internet forums, especially sex sites. :-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Love everything about yourself, you are unique and amazing and Travel, travel, travel. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'm going to put some thought into this, I'll be back. Great topic xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Be nice to everyone you meet, because you never know who you meet later in life Have a great weekend everybody - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Your life will be,will actually be the opposite to how you think of it now. You will take opportunities as they present themselves,you won't find love but you will find yourself xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Tell myself, look idiot, when you approach a girl you've got nothing. You talk to her for a while and she's not interested what have you lost? Nothing! You get a phone number bonus.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    But I will be back - think I need a drink before answering this one 😉

  • cleopatrababe

    cleopatrababe

    10 years ago

    I was a good girl ..i would have had more fun got drunk a bit more ...snd yes travel more and not be so hung up on my butt ..glad i have one still lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    and a University education are over rated Travel More, and take more care and interest in your health early in life Do not sell your first little house that you loved so much, its worth a frigging motza now Establish a "Fuck Off" fund early in life...so whenever you are in a situation that you need to get out of quickly like a horrible job, a abusive or unhappy relationship etc etc,, where you need to tell the people involved to "Fuck Off" you will have money behind you that you can access quickly to help get you through that initial first phase, that you don't have to stay in a unhappy situation and you have funds to get your through till the shite passes. This fund is only to be used for this reason only.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    * Don't stay in relationships just because you're scared of being single / want to fit in with society's expectations * Don't buy a house with someone you've known for 5 months, use the money you therefore save to travel overseas * You will have the opportunity to fuck some hot police officers - do NOT do it. Nope...no matter how hot they are. * Take out pet insurance as soon as you get a dog * Don't buy so much useless crap, again put the money you save towards travel There would be more but I'm sure my teenage self would think I'm full of crap and not listen anyway

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Stay from that bad boy - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You are enough. You are enough. It's unbelievable now enough you are. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Eat healthy and you will realise your sporting dreams. Don't break up with the rich girl to chase the blonde girl in the surf club, she turns out to be a lesbian later in life. Cheers, Natural - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    7 Years By Lukas Graham

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Patch - exactly what you said - I would be tempted to tattoo it on my teenage body! Do what you love - follow you heart and it will lead you to your passion and purpose Travel - the second you leave school - just do it. You might never get the chance otherwise You do NOT need to sell yourself to men - they need to sell themselves to you Don't base your value on someone's inability to see you worth If you are hit once by a man - WALK AWAY - he will not change!!! - you are worth so much more Save some money - because otherwise you will just keep acquiring more stuff - stuff does not make you happy Cuddle your mum - I know you do all the time. But really cuddle her, inhale her smell, feel her warmth, tell her how much you appreciate her Don't dance on bars in stilettos and mini skirts - accidents happen and it's just not classy with no underwear on Don't marry the first man that's "nice and safe" he will always be nice and safe but you thrive on passion, excitement, experience You are a rare gem - don't let ANYONE dull your sparkle - don't try and fit in when you were open to stand out McDonald's drive through is NOT one of the five food groups Your back won't last forever - keep dancing - but kick off those stilettos!!! Don't let what has happened to you and what will happen to you define who you are. You can't see it but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. And what has happened will make you a beautiful force to be reckoned with.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I have achieved everything within the realms of possibility and more than I ever dreamed of .There is no way as a teenager I could have envisaged the wonderful life I have had. Took a ton of chances that could of ended badly but didn't, travelled extensively, lived a life less ordinary. Have been dirt poor and very well off. Have a wonderful family, never divorced ( thank fucking god ). In fact I have only 3 things left on my bucket list; see an active volcano, be in a riot, experience an earthquake. Serendipity has been my greatest friend and teacher. I could die tomorrow and regret nothing and want for noting.......except the earthquake experience. never met another man I'd rather be. And even if that's a delusion, it's a lucky oneI

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Make sure the way you treat your parents reflects how much you love them and appreciate them. One day, they'll be gone and you'll miss them a lot more than you could ever imagine.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Don't listen to the crap your mates say because they make it up too. Girls are just as scared of you as you are of them. Your dick is bigger than your mates tell you theirs is. You won't go blind if you pull your dick.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Even with the typo, it's one of my favourites. Some days, I still need a lot of reminding of it. And it is going to feature on a tattoo for me soon, in one way or another. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I did all those things that the op wishes she'd done when I was young. Slowing down now but doing other things i didn't do then. Foolish things that I'm old enough to handle/or not. 😱 I prefer to help out if someone's in a sticky situation and just let them do things at their own rate.

  • Baysidecouple214

    Baysidecouple214

    10 years ago

    Don't tare up that birthday card She isn't angry at you. Remember, she is tired of fighting but doesn't want to leave you all. You will miss her so much. It hurts now I know but it hurts even more in the years to come once she is gone. Spend every moment you can with her Take more photos Take videos Ask her how to make that curry she use to make Tell her you love her over and over Be there on the 12th January 2005 so she doesn't die alone....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'utome' Tell myself, look idiot, when you approach a girl you've got nothing. You talk to her for a while and she's not interested what have you lost? Nothing! You get a phone number bonus. now that's the business model we'd like you all to adopt now. None of these longing glances, go in for the kill

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    things will be the way they were intended. Relish in the fact that you cannot control your destiny, and above all else.....you're awesome just the way you are, don't change a thing.... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    so the first thing would be to be happy will my body, particularly the woman's bits, grooves, the pussy in all it's glory, the breasts even if they aren't as pert as your friends, all of my body, be proud of it. Confidence in myself. Taking risks. Accepting mistakes, can't learn or gain experience without them. Exercise more and eat less, I was very lazy at the time. I'd tell myself not to follow mainstream, not that I ever did really, but without guilt. I'd tell myself being a slut is a good thing and tell myself it doesn't matter how old I am, age is so irrelevant, what's 'too young' to you at the time (being in love with an older guy as an example) or 'too old' now to you, is perceived differently by someone else. At 30 you long to be 25, at 40 you long to be 30, at 50 you long to be 40, at 52 faaaaaaark now we're heading into the high numbers, you long to be anywhere under 50 lol but you also know that another age doesn't bring happiness, I'd tell myself to be happy in the moment, live life, bloody live it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That epic - love it! And love your words! Two words is hard! Mine would be "just breathe"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    S&C makes some good points. - men need to sell themselves to you. - appreciate your true worth. - violence = leave now. Although the stilettos on the bar is something that I would like to see. LOL. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Buy lots of real estate. Grow some balls and say hello. (far too shy) Don't settle for Ok. You know that girl that had a crush on you in primary school...find her now. Again, don't be shy...say hello. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Mr Slow would tell his young self to be far less sensible. Get drunk, try some drugs get into some fights & move out of home many years earlier and live alone for a while. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Always dream...xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Be more. Do more. Think more. Say less.

  • sweetgem

    sweetgem

    10 years ago

    Would be: • What other people say and think about you is NONE of your business! So, do not worry or care about what others say and think of you because, you are the only person to face whatever consequences that come with your decisions, no one else! • Open that restaurant that you have been thinking about, be your own boss and make enough living to live out what you desire while you're still young and energetic! • Follow your passions in travelling and charity even more. • Do not settle for the second best as you would rather be alone than being with the wrong man! If only I could turn back time that is 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'SoftandCurious' Patch - exactly what you said - I would be tempted to tattoo it on my teenage body! Do what you love - follow you heart and it will lead you to your passion and purpose Travel - the second you leave school - just do it. You might never get the chance otherwise You do NOT need to sell yourself to men - they need to sell themselves to you Don't base your value on someone's inability to see you worth If you are hit once by a man - WALK AWAY - he will not change!!! - you are worth so much more Save some money - because otherwise you will just keep acquiring more stuff - stuff does not make you happy Cuddle your mum - I know you do all the time. But really cuddle her, inhale her smell, feel her warmth, tell her how much you appreciate her Don't dance on bars in stilettos and mini skirts - accidents happen and it's just not classy with no underwear on Don't marry the first man that's "nice and safe" he will always be nice and safe but you thrive on passion, excitement, experience You are a rare gem - don't let ANYONE dull your sparkle - don't try and fit in when you were open to stand out McDonald's drive through is NOT one of the five food groups Your back won't last forever - keep dancing - but kick off those stilettos!!! Don't let what has happened to you and what will happen to you define who you are. You can't see it but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. And what has happened will make you a beautiful force to be reckoned with. Of course we all know McDonalds isn't one of the five food groups, struggle to actually be food me thinks but HJ's is definitely one of the five food groups. An important part of one's diet and Subway is another what is it with my food choices, whopper, foot long hmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    mine would be 'more sex'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    that's so sad

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I thought a long time and this feels right. "I love you." :-) Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    So sad. That made me cry hugs xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I wouldn't change much. Follow your sporting ambitions so I had better stories to tell. Do a couple of trades. Don't smoke. Otherwise I think I did pretty well. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    If I really wanted to say something to me I think I'd be hoarse but if I took some of that advice would I be the person I am now. Definitely so much I could and should have done or not done to make my life easier than it has been as it would be for so many out there

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Of your back. None of the people you break it for will appreciate the pain you will suffer later in life.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Id tell myself be an electrician, don't be a motor mechanic.Cleaner work, much better pay, more future options out of trade, work till older age.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I wake up to a sore back and then read Unicorn's post.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Save that money instead of wasting it, just because she is hot does not make her the one, the quite girls may not be as quite as you believe lol and the list just goes on

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Finally let your curiosity over ride your painful shyness and lack of self confidence.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    - Realise that your mum loves you but is over-protective and controlling. You obeyed her out of respect and filial piety but you should have taken a leaf out of your younger brother's book - he did what he wanted, apologised for it later, and got away scot-free. Thanks to mum, you have not learnt to ride a bicycle, did not get to enjoy all the school camps you wanted to attend, couldn't do all the sports you wanted, etc etc. - Remember how you wanted to pursue a career in the two key areas you were so passionate in but were not approved by your parents because those careers "won't make you rich"? Well, you should have gone for it anyway because decades later, you'll still be dipping your toes in the deep River of Regret. - That bad boy you got enmeshed with in that relationship that lasted way too long? Yes, the sex was awesome and very very frequent (up to six times a day!), but you should have left him for any of the good guys who showed interest in you during that relationship. Those guys turned out to be really good husbands and family men - reliable, loyal, trustworthy and faithful. - Don't be too soft-hearted and too tender-hearted. You are sensitive and can feel others' hurts easily and cannot resist the urge to want to help. But some men are best left alone because your love and your devotion will not heal their wounds if they refuse to participate actively in the healing process. You're such a sucker for people who are hurting and have given too much when you should have walked away. - You know when you were 18 and had to take medication that piled on 20kgs within a year? It wasn't your fault. You shouldn't have withdrawn from your friends and isolated yourself. It was nothing to feel ashamed about. You were sick, it was a hereditary illness. Yes, the men stopped looking at you but you should have pulled up your socks sooner and resumed your active lifestyle. - Never try too hard to attract and keep a man. Always hold your palms wide open for the bird you love to perch on, never cage it up. If a man loved you, he would've stayed in spite of and despite. If he left, he was never meant for you anyway. Better be blissful in solitude than regretful in a relationship. - You shouldn't have given up on music - playing your instruments brought you so much joy! You were the principal flute player who suffered from bronchitis for a period and let down the school orchestra but, when you got better, you should have resumed and not left in shame and guilt! They would have loved to have you back and ... you would've learnt to ahem!... blow your instrument really well! LOL!!! - Your mum was (and is) too harsh and critical on self and towards others. You should have realised that much sooner and adopted other role models. - You should have overcome your Math phobia. Yes, those canings you suffered when you were six and couldn't recite the times table, that wasn't your fault. You were absolutely paralyzed during Maths lessons all through your school life because of that fear! But guess what... decades later, when you faced your phobia head-on, you realised that you are actually pretty good at mental calculation and very meticulous and organised in your calculations. - Don't be so emo. :P Those who feel too much, get abused and get hurt. Overall, you were a brilliant teenager - you did your homework, you studied hard, you fearlessly protected and stood up for those kids who got bullied in school, you sat with those who sat alone during recess, and you always respected your elders. I just wished you had let your rebellious streak show a little more and broken out of mum's shackles! (By golly, mum! You are so controlling and so critical! :P ) But oh well, you did what you had to at that time. Well done, you! :D

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'unicorn99' Of your back. None of the people you break it for will appreciate the pain you will suffer later in life. That is absolutely correct!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    If I only knew then what I know now.

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    To always be you. How hard would you think that would be to do.....?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Just 'cuz I was listening to music and daydreaming, I suddenly thought of adding this : Lots of Asian kids growing up with Tiger Mums and/or Tiger Dads would have been traumatised in one way or another in the process of being moulded / disciplined into achieving academic excellence and/or becoming an "all-rounder" (ie. good in academics AND extra-curricular activities like sports and/or the various clubs / associations in schools. [Not THOSE "extra-curricular activities", get your minds out of the gutter! LOL!!! :P ] My favourite retort when dad would give me one of his favourite, "Why aren't you as bright as *insert name of neighbour / friend*'s son/daughter?" was, "Because I don't have good genes!" :P LOL! I often paid the price for being a smart Alec. Children growing up in Australia are so lucky they don't get smacked for any of 1,001 reasons. Just saying...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    "Talk with mum and dad more now. Dad won't be around much longer..." "...And when he's gone, be there for mum." "Give up the weed sooner rather than later, it just steals your motivation and ambition". "If you want to work overseas, you better do it before your 30. But don't rush travelling if your not too fussed...you'llhave plenty of opportunities to do it properly when your older." "Stay true to yourself and always help people in need. But I warn you...they wont always pay you back."

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Don't be afraid of asking out the hot girls

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You're worth it! Despite your violent past, you will not repeat it. You will responsible for breaking a vicious cycle. You will become a loved and wonderful wife, mother and teacher! Keep that spirited attitude because it will get you through some of the toughest times of your life! You will make it through gorgeous, you always do :) 😍 An older and wiser you xx

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    10 years ago

    And tell me its going to be candy floss and rainbows. No point ruining my teenage years over fears that my adult life isn't going to be the greatest. There wasn't really anything i could have done different, and worrying would just ruin the little fun i did have back then.

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Why do people start such stupid topics? There should be a category for the boring people who talk trash and don't actually play

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I wouldn't tell my teenage self anything at all. I've had a very trying life, but I have come out of every disaster bigger and better. I am actually fairly happy with who I am and I needed to go through all my adversity to get here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Not Always Fun are we xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Alwaysfun00 Please feel free to leave us boring people and our boring topics and go back to having all that fabulous sex your no doubt having......

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'alwaysfun000' Why do people start such stupid topics? There should be a category for the boring people who talk trash and don't actually play F'n GOLD....!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Follow your sporting ambitions so I had better stories to tell. Its more than that.It's a path of self discovery and confidence building.So many lessons you take through your life.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'alwaysfun000' Why do people start such stupid topics? There should be a category for the boring people who talk trash and don't actually play always fun ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You can't please everyone...... You're not a jar of Nutella 😉

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    My skill at sending messages and thread posts with mistakes lately is expert! Sorry Freya x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Suck as many cocks as one can - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    be honestenjoy whatever comes your way , there's some good in everything ,maybe only small but even in the bad there is sometreasure your parents , once they are gone you cannot have them back ,evertreasure your own family , they are eternal preciousrelax , kick back and take things just a little less serioustake a chance if it feels right , you may only get one enjoy each other , some people may look average on the outside but they can be pure gold on the inside.listen to others gone before us , you may just learn something that maybe of use in the futurejust enjoy your life , you only get one of cheers Justus

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Probity' Follow your sporting ambitions so I had better stories to tell. Its more than that.It's a path of self discovery and confidence building.So many lessons you take through your life. this. Pursuing goals like sport or dance are one of the few things that you have a very finite window of time to pursue to the highest levels.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'alwaysfun000' Why do people start such stupid topics? There should be a category for the boring people who talk trash and don't actually play Why do people who dislike trash waste their time reading what they label to be trash in the first place? Intelligence would repel the smart person from wasting their time on reading and then typing out a comment complaining about wasting time reading trash. DUH?! Clicking on the thread links is an autonomous act - you chose to click on it. You could then have elected to close the window or proceed to other links if you found it to be stupid. No one's forcing you. Wait... your motor neurons are functioning right?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    So true! You never know when your body might say "I've had enough" In saying that - if you can no longer play or dance like you want, find something that you can do/that mimics the euphoria you miss. For me it was dance. I may not be able to dance at the Moulin Rouge, but I can still have fun, take Burlesque lessons and dance around in my living room 😉 I_touch - I swear Maccas would have closed if it wasn't for me 😉 Snag - it wasn't just bars - but I was very skilled at dancing around glasses without missing a beat! Haha

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    10 years ago

    Imagine that combo as a 3some. Gawd............

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Imagine that combo as a 3some. Gawd............ ... because when the sex turns out to be lacklustre, it's always 'cuz the other person's boring / stupid / not good enough. LOL!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Imagine that combo as a 3some. Gawd............ yuP...! And I guess it'll only be US that will enjoy the bed that will hold that action. Besides, ya'll be too busy typing away on ya keyboards instead of playing.... Enjoy. *tehe* LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    So much in our life is just a coincidence. If free will is not only a dream and if I am to to say anything to my younger self it would likely change the sequence of events that made me the way I am today. So, I would rather rephrase your question, if I may -What would that smart, young girl advise me now? I would hate to disappoint her.(Ms)

  • RHP

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    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Summer_solstice' Something else I'd tell myself: When you feel someone is gaslighting, lying to, or cheating on you, trust your gut and walk away. You are not paranoid. Just ask the "expert" on gaslighting- SS of course *pfffft* *Uuughhh. Too exhausting*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I have no regrets, I`ve loved a lot of woman , travelled all over the world, have had an amazing wonderful time, and what would I tell my teenage self, keep doing what you do ,because you are going to have a varied and amazing life...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'VWGolfGTIQIK20Z' Quoting 'AnnieWhichway' Imagine that combo as a 3some. Gawd............ yuP...! And I guess it'll only be US that will enjoy the bed that will hold that action. Besides, ya'll be too busy typing away on ya keyboards instead of playing.... Enjoy. *tehe* LOL So narrow-minded. Tsk! Tsk! I get to have hot sex with guys who have better manners than you, I work, I study, I do volunteer work AND I squeeze in forum partcipation as well! And I attend parties, meet my friends, and have a very active social life too. I squeeze in some exercise on a daily basis if I can too. How infantile to assume that just because we enjoy posting, it means we have no life. Or... are you talking about the man in your mirror?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Can you squeeze in a little bit less 😯

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    In that Apple computer company that your dad said will never take off - Posted from rhpmobile

  • abcplus1

    abcplus1

    10 years ago

    That block of land that you said you would when you were 15.........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'Probity' Follow your sporting ambitions so I had better stories to tell. Its more than that.It's a path of self discovery and confidence building.So many lessons you take through your life. this. Pursuing goals like sport or dance are one of the few things that you have a very finite window of time to pursue to the highest levels. Yes you need to be at a physical peak at your career peak so age comes into it, as well as early age to wire in the motor skills I'm more referring to the life benefits you get from doing sport that require some dedication, and even if you only do them to some degree you still get the benefit of it even after you have stopped doing it. The lessons from it that normally take longer in life to learn, you learn a lot sooner.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Don't take the easy way, take the risk.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Dont sweat the small stuff! Travel more. Just be happy with life and dont over analyse thingsOh, and dont let anyone chip away at your shoulder or you will end up being frustrated and miserable and all you will think about is sex and anyone else is just wrong, mmm?

  • Service_man

    Service_man

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'cleopatrababe' I was a good girl ..i would have had more fun got drunk a bit more ...snd yes travel more and not be so hung up on my butt ..glad i have one still lol - Posted from rhpmobile The nuns were a bit hard on you and locked you up in a convent then

  • Service_man

    Service_man

    10 years ago

    1. It all right to go all the way --sorry girls for leaving you frustrated.2. Don't offer to drive her home from dance if she lives 80km in the other direction.2a. Remember that Honda bikes have gearchange in opposite direction when approaching RA angle bend. 3. Watch out for that barbed wire fence when jumping out of her window.4. it Ok to be in love with Marlene Barton.5. Do not resist when the bosses wife wants to seduce you.6. Do not drive the bosses v8 ute at 120 km on gravel back roads.7. Count how lucky are to be given the opportunity of a job.8. Make sure the shotgun is loaded when the local hoons come around to court your sisters.9. Buy a bigger block of chocolate to put under mums pillow when you got home after the dance.10. Put halogen lights on my MGB. 11. Stop complaining about roast beef smell first thing in the morning when opening workshop odour permeating from next door butchers copper.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I'd tell myself that you'll soon be going to funerals, more than you thought you would. You might not know what to say, there might not be the right thing to say, but say something. Don't let fear of saying something wrong hold your tongue. They'll appreciate that you tried. Oh, and while it seems cool, don't lay in the sun covered in oil. If people ask you how many people you've slept with - be vague, be very vague. Don't wear your favourite white jumpsuit (It was the 80's!) to your friends 16th - it won't make it through the night. Always leave a spare bank card at home Cheap cars can be a false economy. Don't buy one, unless you have a mechanic look at it. Call your folks more often - especially when they don't have a clue where you are. Don't perm your hair Trust your instincts and don't sweat the small stuff. Don't compare yourself to others - they have their own stuff going on.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Can you squeeze in a little bit less 😯 What's your problem, exactly? I'm proving a point that just because people might post in the forums frequently, it does not mean they do not have a life. People who post often includes YOU, btw. Are you being envious or just being bitchy for the sake of being bitchy? I hate rolling eyes but *rolls eyes... And nope... I cannot squeeze less because a good handjob requires a firm squeeze.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'PurePeony' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Can you squeeze in a little bit less 😯 What's your problem, exactly? I'm proving a point that just because people might post in the forums frequently, it does not mean they do not have a life. People who post often includes YOU, btw. Are you being envious or just being bitchy for the sake of being bitchy? I hate rolling eyes but *rolls eyes... And nope... I cannot squeeze less because a good handjob requires a firm squeeze. maybe I was being naive, but I didn't read it as I_Touch having a go at you, I interpreted it more as "gawd, you do lots of things" Maybe my naivety is also showing when I think that she would probably just say something more direct if she was attacking you. ( on the handjob technique - though there is a sloppy, light pressure, blowjob variant that is "Oh-My-Fucking-God-Amazing" - just in case your hands ever tire :p )

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Live, explore, breathe. Stop being so scared, critical and angry. You are not her or them, they do not represent who you are. Break the mould, trust your instincts, listen to your intuition. Don't accept safe mediocre. Explore, kiss, fuck, it does not make you a bad person to enjoy sex. Stop punishing yourself for things you are not responsible for. You cannot save everyone, just yourself. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Ask for help, don't try and do everything on your own. Be honest with your family and friends. Don't be afraid of people not liking you for who you are - you're pretty fkn cool. Listen to your dad's guidance - don't be so damn pig headed and go your own way. YOU DON'T KNOW BEST AND ARE CAPABLE OF BEING GREAT. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    More confidence in yourself and your abilities.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Probity' Id tell myself be an electrician, don't be a motor mechanic.Cleaner work, much better pay, more future options out of trade, work till older age. Hey probity, I know you're 99 but why not change now??? There are plenty of 75yo people who have started a degree, done a masters, sky jumped......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Explore sex with women because you will love it! Xx L - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    what a cool part of life, learning, discovering, going out finding the perfect partner after many Saturday night of picking wrong. To be honest there were some great times and bad mistakes, but I am who I am because of them Not one regret The teenage years were the best times, talk about the later years and I bet the regrets stand out

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    10 years ago

    More forgiving. To have the humanity to forgive easily.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Well from my late teens til the age of about thirty five, I'd sack every single boyfriend (there were only three), within the space of, oh gosh, around 3 minutes of meeting them! Hindsight, 20/20 vision - it's a beautiful thing!

  • SexyDeviants

    SexyDeviants

    10 years ago

    - Stop being a little bitch to your Mum, she's dead set the bestfriend you'll ever have you ungrateful little bitch. - in saying that she did hurt you and you have a right to be angry, fix the problem, stop retaliating. - Yes your anger is justified, stop taking it out on your brother, he is feeling the same thing. Become his partner in crime, you'll accomplish more together. - Keep sneaking out at night, you'll get away with it EVERY single time. - Get that nose job, you actually have a medical condition, it can be fixed. - Sleep with more women, yes it's ok and totally acceptable.... No you're not a lesbian! Don't feel guilty, be who you are! - Find Mr D, he's your twin flame. You could cause a lot of trouble with that kid! - live and let live. This will be the thing that makes you the happiest you can be. - Yes join the army, maybe not the army, but the air force. You'll kill it. - That best friend you've had since year 1, keep her close, keep her safe, she is one of a kind and you'll never find anyone like her!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Live fast, die young and make a great looking corpse.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Its never been wrong but when ive ignored it.......boy was it a mistake!!! And explore my sexual needs rather than push them away because it want perceived as "normal" in the main stream.