M40
Im looking for sex
September 23 2012
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RHP User
13 years ago
You are kidding I hope mate. Men outnumber women on this site by god knows how much. You need to be proactive if you want something to happen. Good luck young man. Mike
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RHP User
13 years ago
be patient. it will either happen...or not, and while you have no displayed pictures....the likelihood is 'not'....fix your profile, put some interesting pics up (not cock shots) and send thoughtful and respectful messages to people who you honestly feel you suit, or who suit you......
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RHP User
13 years ago
I though everybody knew Premium levelguys never get laid.Its Platinum or masturbation mate.Cheers Felonious..The above staement may be entirely fictitious,and should not be relied upon, the Op and any other proponentshould seek independent advice from a legimate pickerer upperer institution.
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RHP User
13 years ago
has happened to my spelling, ffs
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RHP User
13 years ago
women might see you as a selfish lover if your only willing to 'receive' oral sex...
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RHP User
13 years ago
Two weeks!!! Are you like, a born again virgin now? Sorry, haven't read your profile but most girls don't like bonking grey ghosts. No matter how many shades you are. But I am sure most people will tell you that.
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RHP User
13 years ago
good luck with the oral receiving only I might go change mine to receiving only and watch the flirts dry up
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RHP User
13 years ago
Your profile says very little, and you have no photo. Fix that up and your odds will increase.
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Cheekyarses
13 years ago
What did you think was going to happen?? You were going to have women banging your door down because we all heard you were on RHP and you were so freaking good that we all wanted a piece of you! It doesn't necessarily work this way - it may or it may not happy for you! Good luck though
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RHP User
13 years ago
then it makes you feel like your with a different woman.
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RHP User
13 years ago
you are joking right??? On the off chance that maybe you aren't...... The profiles that catch my eye are the ones that show me a hint of the personality behind the profile, yours does not... You seem happy to receive oral and give anal......hmmm, not really enticing me...sounds a little selfish even No photo - another cross in the box Limited interests outside sex.....boring...... An intelligent and well written profile goes a long way to win me over, a sense of humour will get me everytime. Perhaps a little tweaking might be in order??
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RHP User
13 years ago
no poke
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RHP User
13 years ago
Sorry, but you come across as selfish and arrogant. You are here, you have arrived - where are the marching girls? Show a little respect rather than treating women like play things might be a start in the right direction
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RHP User
13 years ago
so far Roberto all basically saying similar things...it seems you have your answers as to why you are still a freaking born again two week virgin....slinkey summed it up succinctly...a pic 'n a poke
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'feloniusfossil' I though everybody knew Premium levelguys never get laid.Its Platinum or masturbation mate.Cheers Felonious..The above staement may be entirely fictitious,and should not be relied upon, the Op and any other proponentshould seek independent advice from a legimate pickerer upperer institution. And here's me thinking PremiumPlus would do the trick.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DontGrabThat'good luck with the oral receiving only I might go change mine to receiving only and watch the flirts dry up Hey I've been here longer than two weeks, have a photo and actually prefer giving oral to receiving! Any ideas on how to improve my profile?
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RHP User
13 years ago
This just goes to show the mentality of some people, who believe theadvertising hype and feel a senseof entitlement after having paid fora membereship. I don't know whatthese guys think of the women here,they must think they are charitable prostitutes,or gagging for it so much, that they have no senseof discernment.Cheers Felonious
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RHP User
13 years ago
Where do I start?????? No pic..... You sound as if we all should be lining up for a bit..... You do realize that the competion is tough and us girls can pic and choose..... And we do!!!! Save your fees and go and pay for it!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'karynb' you are joking right??? On the off chance that maybe you aren't...... The profiles that catch my eye are the ones that show me a hint of the personality behind the profile, yours does not... You seem happy to receive oral and give anal......hmmm, not really enticing me...sounds a little selfish even No photo - another cross in the box Limited interests outside sex.....boring...... An intelligent and well written profile goes a long way to win me over, a sense of humour will get me everytime. Perhaps a little tweaking might be in order??Or a lot of tweaking!
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RHP User
13 years ago
'I totally paid and still didn't get laid!', like, he thinks he's at a brothel or something. And he's, like, cryin', after just two weeks! Unbelievable! It's been years here buddy - five of the bastards, to put all too fine a point on it... You at the end of the line, dude - and no cuttin' in!
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RHP User
13 years ago
great post
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RHP User
13 years ago
Perhaps he will get used to it ...I agree with the others... nothing at all to entice anyone to make contact .. read some of the other guys profiles.. you may even get some ideas. and yes Felonious re the hype... you have it in one . Sassy
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RHP User
13 years ago
exactly!
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RHP User
13 years ago
...its been 25 years nowWhat do I do?
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RHP User
13 years ago
You can go to a pub/club looking for a hot nymph who will fuck you on the spot, but it doesn't mean it will actually happen mate! You can also join up to a site such as this.....it still guarentees nothing! Everyone else who has commented on here is 100% right. Sites like this one can certainly HELP to find like minded people, but nothing is gonna get you laid instantly (unless you go to a brothel and pay the person directly). He'll, you could have a girl naked in front of you who is begging for you, but she could still knock you back before the deed is done.....that's just how it goes mate. I have been with quite a few singles and couples through sites like this before and the key is to be honest and patient. My best advice is to actually post a genuine pic of yourself and be honest about who you are and what you're looking for. I know my pic is pretty vague, but it is genuine and because of privacy, pretty much hides my distinguishing tattoos. I also have a proper body/face pic in my private gallery for those I connect with. One more thing......just relax because good things come to those who wait ;-) I hope this helps. Cheers :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
It's not a meat market for the guys, more for the women though, prime beef, rump steak, fillet we can take our pick, so how you present yourself makes a difference, it is not just the meat but though, it is personality, a connection etc. So back to the drawing board and review your profile, at the moment "We are Just Not Into You". Oh, and even though this is an Adult Site, Respect, Courtesy and Manners will add to your chances.
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RHP User
13 years ago
One comment, Get some time up, lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
Even Fossilised old goat... Admittedly not one of the faster moving lines of stock...heheheCheers FeloniousMutton
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum' ...its been 25 years nowWhat do I do? If I were you, I'd be giving those folk at Tatts a real ear-bashing! 25 years and you still haven't won? I'd be asking some hard questions there!
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RHP User
13 years ago
Paying out each week to win the big one and they still ignore me after all this time
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RHP User
13 years ago
You're probably ahead of me in that particular queue, too..
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'feloniusfossil' This just goes to show the mentality of some people, who believe the advertising hype and feel a sense of entitlement after having paid for a membereship. I don't know what these guys think of the women here, they must think they are charitable prostitutes, or gagging for it so much, that they have no sense of discernment. this is me to a teee, I have to be his perfect match
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RHP User
13 years ago
They like em mature here Roberto, I'm not safe to leave the house in the morning as the word is out, I could use some personal security if you need work ? Then you could chat my discards !Oh I'm only silver
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WHY_NOT_LOOK
13 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum'...its been 25 years nowWhat do I do? Yeah i keep getting nothing from lotto as well Ruby.... this is the worst post ive read in awhile... You should have saved your cash from the membership and headed straight to the brothel at least thats a sure thing once.... i say that to the guys that expect something at a swingers club .. but they just stand looking like a post Gee id cancel and get out now you wont ever get laid now of RHP
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RHP User
13 years ago
a phone book than a menu ;)xx Sarah
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RHP User
13 years ago
Thats a really good analogy Miss Sarah I like that immensely!Cheers Felonious
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RHP User
13 years ago
All the other posters that have come out of the wood work to help with the reality check.Mate what you need is a picture of a train. Please don't use red. That's mine.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Maybe we can pool our resources and have a 3 way?Ticket that is, you know power of 3 and all that stuff.lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
way to put all the women down around you by enabling this guy to be an arsehole.The forums DO NOT always have to be politically correct, they just have to be a forum, good bad and ooogly.DOnt pander to a man who has come here feeling an entitlement to sex because he paid for a membership, imagine if I did the same when I was fully paid up.Get real ffs
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' My advice, don't ask the forum. Most of us are here to flap our gums and make bad jokes because we have nothing better to do and we think we know it all. Don't get me wrong, there are some gems hidden in here though. It's a bit like seeking women on here, you have to look hard and brush aside the rubbish. Have no expectations. ;-)WT? Women are rubbish? But yes a lot of people are on here just to shoot the breeze but I think it is good to ask the forum... where else will you learn about where you are going wrong.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Have you read some of the profiles on here? It's not just men that are rubbish.. It's the rubbish women that show the value the wonderful women here who choose to be my friend. Who’d you feel if you were all the same. I know how I'd feel, fucken bored..Jeeze you bunch can be defensive :-P
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WHY_NOT_LOOK
13 years ago
Quoting 'ruby_blossum'Maybe we can pool our resources and have a 3 way?Ticket that is, you know power of 3 and all that stuff.lol Power of 3... 3 way....2 is never enough.... why_not... at least someone will get something by the end of this topic....unlike the author... is he still here
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RHP User
13 years ago
hmm why dont you list in your profile that you live with your mum? cant count the number of times a sure fire root has slipped through my fingers because the thought of being alone with me in a house has put the chicks off!! i know im as shocked as you are i mean, ya gotta be a little adventurous, mention something about gimps n urethra play?? or dogging in supermarkets? the vegetable section just drives those hornbags wild, plus ya got those plastic bags in case ya forget to bring rubbers if all else fails we can hold hands n skip!! hugs
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' My advice, don't ask the forum. Most of us are here to flap our gums and make bad jokes because we have nothing better to do and we think we know it all. Don't get me wrong, there are some gems hidden in here though. It's a bit like seeking women on here, you have to look hard and brush aside the rubbish. Have no expectations. ;-)Sincerely, there are several times more men than women and couples put together on this site and there has been many a thread started by men like yourself asking why. The fact is the advertising doesn't live up to the reality and any expectation on your part will be ridiculed if you're stupid enough to ask 'what to do'.It does make a difference to have a pic on your profile, it doesn't have to be of your face but it definitely make sense to have a face pic in one of your private galleries. Cock pics aren't popular in the forums but I have seen many profiles with cock pics that are validated, so there are women that do get off on them. I'm one woman from the forum who doesn't mind admitting I enjoy a good perve on a cock pic. Chest pics are generally popular. Most, including myself are not the least bit interested if you have no pic at all.As far as your flirts go, a lot of women are so inundated with flirts and messages they don't have time to go browsing profiles themselves. So no flirts, no messages. A lot of women and couples will expect you to make all the effort including paying for your membership so you can send a well thought out opening message with no expectations of a reply from them. That's the way it is and that's the big thing. You'll do best having no expectations. For me, that you don't have oral sex-giving would make you an immediate no no, no matter anythng else you have on your profile. Hope that has helped a little.Hugs... Mrs P Thanks Mrs P. I appreciate your answer. best one so far :-)
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RHP User
13 years ago
all i can say is this site is alot of talk and no action!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
13 years ago
but I do think what most people were reacting to in the original post is that a the OP had only been here for a very short time,and that he seemed to have a sense of entitlement to sex just because he had paid membership. Perhaps if he had phrased his request for advice a little more politely he would of got more helpful responses. I didn't for one moment think that your reference to ''rubbish'' meant that you thought women here were rubbish ,just that some profiles both male and female could use more than a little work.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'LittleRedEngine'All the other posters that have come out of the wood work to help with the reality check.Mate what you need is a picture of a train. Please don't use red. That's mine.dude....now i have beer all over my screen..i really shoulda have swallowed that mouthfull before reading your post
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'DontGrabThat' way to put all the women down around you by enabling this guy to be an arsehole.The forums DO NOT always have to be politically correct, they just have to be a forum, good bad and ooogly.DOnt pander to a man who has come here feeling an entitlement to sex because he paid for a membership, imagine if I did the same when I was fully paid up.Get real ffs If you pay up for membership DGT i will take one for the team
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RHP User
13 years ago
hey bobby digital just want to let you know I have felt like posing a very similar question on these forums myself.....if you want some good advice, I wouldnt take mine, take someones who can speak of some decent RHP success.....more than happy to borrow wisdom from a success story myself actually - Bueller? Bueller? ANyone?(feels a tiny bit less insulting when u know youre not alone though, so dont get too down bud, ive read a few too many profiles that come across as just plain bitter frustration or sheer desperation on the guys part so just try not to get too disillusioned I guess is about as much as I could suggest.....its hard but there's not a hell of a lot more I could tell you.if you happen to find the 'golden answer', help a brother out?peace out RZA, just a wu brother lookin out for another
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RHP User
13 years ago
Oh! You are a Naughty Girl Ha!ha! I was about to swollow when I read your Interesting reply lets say but instead I gulped nearly choked myself laughing ha!ha! .. If the Luv plays his cards right or his hands he can have Lady 5 fingers and Mrs Palmer and her girls have an Orgy him as the main event ha!ha!Cheers Lu :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Get a grip dude, your experience here is what YOU make of it. So, you can either choose to enjoy it or sit around whining like a kid about it, up to you really, but my opinion is even if you update your profile, put a picture up your immaturity will still be your biggest downfall.
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RHP User
13 years ago
avoid the bitches who put up crutch shots or porn pictures , say they not here to chat and looking for fun..all that happens when you send a message about having some fun is, you get called a creep ,told to go away and then blocked..talk about cock teasing players..
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RHP User
13 years ago
I know a lot of people won't like this post and will probably jump up and down because they don't like hearing the truth etc...but to the originator of this topic. If you're genetically attractive or spend 6 days a week at the gym the women will jump on you. Simple as that....a woman on here told me that she feels these sites are unfair for guys because women have the power to be shallow and can pick the hot guys out like a meat market. I personally don't have an issue with this...i think women do and should have the right to choose....the only part i find disappointing is the simple shallow process of it being on looks (based on my experience on here). I would like to add i have spoken with a number of women who have commented on my profile saying they really liked it....so a good profile can make a difference. The above been said (and in relation to the originator of the topic) i think males have a responsibility to demonstrate to women that they are decent genuine guys. I'm not interested in fighting or putting people down but i think you need to clear the slate and achieve the basics first re being a respectful male because this part is a given. Apart from that the rest is how are you going to advertise yourself and thats however you want it to be. Maybe go with respectful pics and show the ability you can communicate. Forget about whether you have looks or not decent pics and communication skills will always be a good start.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Got a cramp yet!? Whatta douche.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'slinkey'no sexypoke smart and sexy a xxx
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RHP User
13 years ago
they created glory holes guy like you. lol and what kind of a man doesnt like the flavour of his ladies sweet spot. get to like it and learn to be great. you want head then offer it up for free and then maybe someone will throw you a bone lol
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RHP User
13 years ago
alsocomments like i paid and still not laid wow, did you think this was whores for you .com get some respect and get aquainted with your hands mr selfish and try learning what you need to, to seem worth the effort. even people just after sex want to leave with some dignity and a spank bank memory not a need to wash repetatively.
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RHP User
13 years ago
but if hes attractive there will be loads of women having a good perve, take the oppotunity give his number and invite for conversation bahahaha makes me laugh some peoples thoughts
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well played sir. Couldn't agree more
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Bobby_Digital'Im looking for sexWhere was the last place you remember having it?
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RHP User
13 years ago
I notice it's been two months since this post,are you getting any yet?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hahaha Quoting 'slinkey' no poke
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RHP User
13 years ago
Well stop talking sparrow3 and come get some action... Nothing like a good hard session to kick of Melbourne cup day ;)
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RHP User
13 years ago
You have just blown all chances by posting this my friend.
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