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International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!
September 19 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
Pillage and plunder to ye heart's content, but don't end up dancing the hempen jig! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
It be autoerotic in nature, in which case take care me hearties! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ye be a careful of ya nekid tackle...don't wann got it all in a tangle.... A hoist on ya own petard...so to speak xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Just returned to shore this morn to find a note from the long boat tender of the Amorous Porpoise. Attached to the note was a bottle of Cap.n Obi1's finest plonk left for meself. Arrrrrrrr, an honourable pirate the Cap.n be.. Alas, the plonk is of such rare beauty & taste I be needin ta lock it securely in the aft cabin, so that me mangy crew can't get to it. I's will have to keep me eyes peeled, and scour the seas for a worthy drinking partner. I be looking for the fair lady Cap.n of the "Sexy Sea Maiden" to spend a fair time in me aft cabin frolicking & partaking in Cap.n Obi1's fine plonk. (If ya hear from her get her to send her parrot with message and directions :) May the winds be fair and seas smooth for ye Cap.n Obi1. Beware the sailing naked though Cap.n No Beard, as can be a dangerous thing for a sudden gust of wind to whip a loose sheet around the wrong bit of wood !! Cheers, Cap.n SG.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Arrrrrrr! Ye be welcome me matey! An' agrees do I, that 'tis best t' be in company of a fine buxom wench when samplin' that particular Pirate 's Plonk!. Mind ye keeps it secure like an' away from ye thievin' crew! An' mind when said buxom wench pops ye cork for ye!. 'Tis how I lorst me eye! ;) Cap'n No Beard
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RHP User
11 years ago
By the ways Cap'n SG, me motley crew does like ye new profile pick indeed! Cap'n No Beard (Now also looking for something smart to wear, but cant find any blasted pants!)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Indeed, lass, indeed! Such a misfortune once befell a matey o' mine. Ye may have heard o' him? They now calls him Long John Silver! Ahaaaaaaaar! ;) Xxx Cap'n No Beard
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RHP User
11 years ago
can sometimes be unpredictable. I thank yee Cap.n No Beard. But hear yee, again a warning regarding no pants on deck. I had an unfortunate incident with poor midshipman Jack, caught his gear in some loose sheets during a gust of wind, dragged up to the topsails screaming he was, had to cut him down but he was never the same
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RHP User
11 years ago
Among other choices, you can change your language to English (Pirate).
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ye could offer ya services ta skipper a vessel on Mr Green's thread....just leave ya trews on...:-) xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Was another pirate day Obi xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
7 year old playing pretend to be a pirate in the backyard.Elderly neighbour see child playing and asks him where his buccaneers are, to which the young boy replies to her "under me buckin hat"You had to be there :D
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