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Interstate travel flying with Sex toys

March 23 2015

Im curious to know if anyone has gone on a flight within Australia with a 7-9inch dildo in there carry on baggage and if your allowed/ policys or methods of hiding toy in bag so doesnt look dangerous to scanners etc. Cheers on your help ;)

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  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    11 years ago

    Wear your darkest sun glasses. 9 out 10 times they will ask you to pull it out of your bag to show. Its part of their games to relieve the boredom. They'll know what it is before you show it.......... l used to know one of the security guys. Good luck!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Flown with a bagful, never a problem and nope, no show and tell.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    True that annie. My ex hubster is a customs officer for international flights. The stories he came home with of what toys and kinkster stuff ppl travelled with. And its true they would get the passangers to take it out of their bags as a joke. Stand there all straight faced while the poor traveller was hoping the ground would swallow them up from embarassment. Its a pretty repetitive job, so they need something to liven it up.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I have gotten a look, but never asked to show. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Travel with it inside you? It would certainly make the flight a most enjoyable one. And other passengers will be wondering why you have a big grin on your face the whole trip 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Metal detectors... never phase me... except once whe I could not figure why it kept going off... Belt, shoes, jacket... everything off... then tweak.... Oh... then a quick run to the bathroom... and a warm cock ring alone on the tray through the scanner...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Classic, bet that story went around !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    We've done it internationally, the secret is to just let them inspect it, then the customs officers seem to become much more coy about it. Traveling into HKG we were asked to open our bags and take out the contents where our 7" dildo was, so we opened the bag up and said " all yours" and left them to rummage through it....it was a quick rummage.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    If they ask you... then whip it out and shake it around. Who cares! Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mstr_Full' Metal detectors... never phase me... except once whe I could not figure why it kept going off... Belt, shoes, jacket... everything off... then tweak.... Oh... then a quick run to the bathroom... and a warm cock ring alone on the tray through the scanner... ahahah thanks for the laugh!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Southern China Air, now that was a different story...

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    travelled to Coolum to meet my ex-boyfriend for a dirty weekend. He was at a conference there. My boyfriend flew me in first class so I was very excited. But alas, it was not only I who was excited. Packed my purple dildo with me in my handcarry. It went off during check-in when I placed the bag on the trolley so they had to look at it. Man gave me a knowing look, a little smile and I turned grey. I had to reach in an turn it off. Moral of the story: Take batteries off the damn toy before packing. Save the embarrassing moments. But I had a laugh as he was knowing yet cheeky. Another story for him to tell his mates during coffee break.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'tulips4u' Travel with it inside you? It would certainly make the flight a most enjoyable one. And other passengers will be wondering why you have a big grin on your face the whole trip 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile Certainly be a great way to have good posture on a flight. Make sure new batteries are put in prior flight & carry spares as back up. Wouldn't want batteries going flat mid air. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Bought a big heavy wooden dick thing in Bangkok to use as a door stopper in my office. Thinking it was carved wood I declared it knowing it would show up on the bag scan. Sure enough, the lady custom officer asks me to open my bag and goes straight for the wrapped dick.. handles it , examines it ' then waves it in the air to show all her friends and passengers saying it's for his mother in law.. laughs all round , but when I told her it was going to be a door stopper.. So she holds it up again telling everyone ' No' its a door stopper... Still laughing she then tells me its not wood , its plaster... At least everyone saw the funny side.. My only other hiccup with customs was when I was departing sydney and they thought 2 objects in my bag were suspicious.. they cleared the area only to find my 2 pies I put there for when I got hungry...

  • Haleakala

    Haleakala

    11 years ago

    Not interstate travel but FIFO charter. I often work at a worksite where our hold bags are also scanned before going on the plane mainly for quarantine reasons bit also booze and drug. Usually my donut style steel cockring is ignored but I was one asked to open my suitcase so they could see what it was. The lady doing so was discreet, thankfully as there were lots of my colleagues sat in view of checkpoint. When she saw what it was she said "ah ok, that's a big one". She was quite attractive and I should have said something like "why thank you" but forefront in my mind was not drawing attention to myself in front of my colleagues. Interstate I've remembered a few times that I've forgotten to take it off and just go to the toilet and put it in my hand baggage. Never had anyone ask what it was then. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Sex toys are like shoes these days, most have them or least know of them and no one really cares anymore if you have them... Might be becoming a normal thing lol

  • Seachange73

    Seachange73

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Quoting 'tulips4u' Travel with it inside you? It would certainly make the flight a most enjoyable one. And other passengers will be wondering why you have a big grin on your face the whole trip 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile Certainly be a great way to have good posture on a flight. Make sure new batteries are put in prior flight & carry spares as back up. Wouldn't want batteries going flat mid air. Foxy So you taking your own advice when you load up your toy to South Africa? A different rumble in the jungle. I have a noisy toy that makes massive vibration and noise. Now that will stir the native animals in SA. Happy safe trip!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I've travelled with my kink bag full, chains, whips, cuffs the lot. I had actually wanted someone to check my bag so I could embarrass them! At the very least, try and encourage someone. Educations got to start somewhere ;) I'm most happy to help.

  • Tart_Du_Jour

    Tart_Du_Jour

    11 years ago

    A hilarious story relating to getting pulled over by customs. Typical Tart

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    On 3 of the trips to Sydney last year, I had my strap on, dildos, rope, restraints, crop and a few other things, all on carry on. I do often wonder what the security people that do X-rays on the luggage think, I'm sure they've seen it all before.....💋💋