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Jemma's Big Daddy Dildo (Shocking finds)
October 15 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mate you got a laugh out of me!
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mate you got a laugh out of me!
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
lol i got a laugh from that to.......Yeah the old ...." shit i forgot about stashing that in the man hole trick" Also there is a amusing Kevin bloody Wilson song about a super dooper Dildo ! XX Tam
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RHP User
16 years ago
ok.... obviously this thread caught my attention LOL.... thats so sweet to name your shocking finds forum after me! awww! thanks! i have seen that pacifier you speak of.... lol.... yep its a biggun indeedy. i do know what you mean about it being the ones you least expect that will shock ya, im told that all the time. apparently my sweet exterior hides my wild kink well LOL. i just cant help who i am. uhumm... i think while im here i should clear up some things about my super dooper big daddy donga..... it is specially handmade just for me, one of a kind and yep its a whopper alright, although prolly not as big as the pacifier!!! yes it prolly could chock the wheel of a car LMFAO, it is a special donga indeedy... im very attached, its like a good friend to me LOLlove jemma
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am a tradesman and I specialise in full house renovations.. i was doing a job where the owner had bought some of the materials themselves and I had to retrieve some doors from a bedroom. So the customer takes me in there and points out that the doors are stacked under the bed. I crouched down saw the doors and started to slide them out. First and second door no worries, but as I slide the last door out a huge vibrator and a selection of dead batteries are being rolled out in front of the door. The customer, who was in her late 50's, saw it and simply bent down, grabbed the vibrator and said "I thought I put that away", she proceded to open a draw containing a dozen or more various sized and shaped toys, popped the vibe away and carried on with the conversation...made my day thats for sure...on another job I had the same thing where I had to find the manhole, so of I go and find it in the main bedroom walk in robe. Upon switching on the light I see some very nice underwear and lingerie amongst other things scattered around the place. These people also had some nice xxx pics stuck to the wall so after I did what I had to do in the roof and I was replacing the man hole cover, so I decided to have a look at these pics. What was there was a very hot red head who could do some amazing things in a range of posistions. So my day continued on rather normally and I had a chuckle to the misus when I got home and it was all over, or so I thought. Turns out after picking my child up the next day that it is in fact my childs new teacher at school. To this day no one has mentioned it but it was so funny at the time.Parent teacher interviews were great from there on lol..
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RHP User
16 years ago
lolz.. HOTAZ, I bet they were Fundamentalist Christians that literally subscribe to the bible.... e.g. "Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." You've gotta love the old testament as a source for a kinky story. Hugs Gazza
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Gaz is talking in Tongue again !...lmao
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RHP User
16 years ago
I am still running last here...After much debate I decided to get my bunnings tape and measure my strapon.lol..I needed witnesses ..So on cam I went and measured ....hahahaha..Boys in chat were crying and running scared..lol. So size is 8" long and 6" thick at the base...Yes......I know it don't compare to BIG DADDY and THE PACIFIER....but it works for the boys just nicely.. mmmmmm strapon kisses sweetpetite41<<< P.S..HotOz....I am laughin..bwahaha..
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RHP User
16 years ago
I like that one gaz! I'm facebooking that sucka.My old TAFE teacher had a story... Lots of stories actually, so it's a bit hard to distinguish what's true and not....He was spraying this girls apartment (Pest Control) and he sprayed under the bed, not thinking anything of it. Then for whatever reason, he bent down and realised he'd sprayed her vibrator. Now you can't just not say anything, that's not cool, so he picked it up by the base, took it out, held it up and said "Errr, I think you might need to give this a good wash, I accidentally sprayed it." Apparently this chick just turned into a walking tomato and just threw it in the bin, and ran out the house until he finished.Like I said above, I've seen everything... Toys that haven't been put away, wet patches that'd make Mrs hotoz envious (It's not hard to pull your doona up love!) Stashes hidden in roofs, in subfloors, in the back of sheds. One couple had an extreme rape DVD set in the roof (nothing illegal though)I like the rings and hooks hanging from the ceilings too... "Oh that, it's for the baby bouncer" pfft. Yeah, right-o love...Oh! and another story!! Most of my mates are tradeys, and two in particular are plumbers. two stories actually, both start the same way.....Blocked pipe callout. It gets unblocked and the client ask what caused it... Condoms both times.First response - "My wife and I don't use condoms..... Oh that f#%$ bitch!"Second response - "How did that happen.... I've been overseas working, my daughter's been home........................."Both jobs ended in "I'll just leave the invoice in the letter box hey....."
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RHP User
16 years ago
More!!!!....I am enjoying your stories HotOz..hahahhaaha sweetpetite41<<
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RHP User
16 years ago
omg that was the funniest thing i have read for a while, should have asked her to please explain where it all fit
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RHP User
16 years ago
I've heard a lot about this massive dildo - I'd prefer to see it in action :P
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RHP User
16 years ago
Tam, i LOVE that song.... it always seems to be stuck in my head lately...."bend over.... and take it like a man..... super dooper dildo..." thanks.... for the super dooper dildo! lol! LOVE IT! <<
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RHP User
16 years ago
a while ago i was living with a uni mate while we ran a computer business. a sex toy company asked us to make them a website with online ordering etc. they sent over a few catalogs and we are both paging through them going "seen it, seen it, seen it" then all of a sudden we see this thing we had never seen before (chin strap on, see my pics if you can or ask nicely if you cant...) we both go rather quiet and just kind of get on with the job at hand so to speak...(no we didnt) so over the years i grow slowly more and more adventurous and discover a real love for oral sex and this toy keeps popping into my head. so after some recent turbulence in my life i decide to reinvent myself, get on this website etc. and start a hunt for that toy to add to my cunning linquistics... me being the somewhat naive little boy that i am, explaining what i was looking for to the young gay guy / sexy cute girl / dirty old man / dirty old woman ni the shop was quite an experience, especially with a variety of other customers standing around... i got one, now if i jsut had some ppl to use it on... hope yr all giggling like schoolgirls anyway *)
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