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Jinx,are you a jinx?

September 13 2013

do you cause devastation in their lives of your potential playmates?When you organise to meet them,do terrible things happen?Does their budgie die?Do children fall off monkey bars,breaking limbs a half hour before your scheduled date?Does their boss suddenly demand that they work overtime?Does the dog eat their phone?Are there traffic jams for five hours?Tell us your terrible tales of woe,what are some of the excuses to not meet that you have heard ?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    One broke or sprained her ankle "just as she set out to meet me", didn't notify me till the next day. Another got violently ill, some freak case of the flu. Another forgot to put it in her agenda (really?) Meh, I don't really seek out people on here for meeting up anymore as it seems to be such a waste of time (although if the profile really interests me I will change my mind, rules are there to be bent)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    @ Monkey Bars...LOL Break a leg..That is all.FOXY

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    I just go with the flow.....haven't been stood up yet. Maybe I should start actually dating? ;-P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    JINXFOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A man's best friend is his dog.Maybe that is why there is so many "dog" excuses? FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I went on a date with a young man. The date was ok but not great, and afterwards I never heard from him. Only three days ago I got a text, saying he'd found my number in his phone and would like to see me. I told him he'd really left it too late. He responded he'd had to leave RHP, as a woman had fallen in love with him, and gotten far too intense. He then sent me some cock shots with the message "This will change your mind. I'm free tonight?" Now, I opened these while at work, with a colleague right next to me.

  • Plain280

    Plain280

    12 years ago

    Whenever I have arranged to meet someone I get very ill. Dont know if its the excitement or nerves or what, so I have given up and just contemplate and just roll with whatever!! Yes I am jinxed or maybe its not meant to happen.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Did the pics change your mind? ;P I was in the uni cafeteria eating my lunch and decided to check my messages. The evil guy had sent me a series of cock shots to tease me. I almost had bread crumbs coming out of my nose and had to quickly turn my phone off and a little red-faced!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E'I just go with the flow.....haven't been stood up yet. Maybe I should start actually dating? ;-P Speaking of going with the flow.... ourselves (and a few couples we know on here) seem to have an uncanny knack of stimulating unexpected menstruation in single women....

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    And put on your brave face....you might surprise yourself and have a good time!! Lol and realise your mojo still works for you. Tonguecramos, I've had a hysterectomy; no more puppies for me AND I haven't bled for years!! Lol I've also never had a headache.....interested? ;-) xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I just thought of a really good one...sorry an old dog just ate my pussy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I left my monkey in a bar and he broke a bone while dogging a budgie in the middle of traffic for five hours. Oh, and after telling the police boss what happened, they jammed me into a straight jacket and scheduled me. True story.

  • Tall74nHard9

    Tall74nHard9

    12 years ago

    Or not actually happen as the case turned out. New RHP female member of very recent times was searching the site for new playmates and contacted me. Emailed each other a number of times - I did the right thing and triple and quadruple checked that she was all OK with moving ahead - "yeah, absolutely" and looking forward to meet. She was on here for just over a week and I noticed she was on site in a daily basis (prob checking out other talent on site too) - now worries - she lined up a future time to make plans. Didn't hear from her on the days before the arranged weekend - then on the following Monday she was gone from the site.   Don't know if she managed to hook up with anyone from site, but she didn't hang around for long. I think I'm just generally JINXED on this site. I have been here for quite a number of years - always manage to have good chats with the gals in the c/rooms when I'm on and always very friendly and cordial, but that seems to be as far as it gets. Think I just scare the girls shitless on site - too scared to get to know me and meet up. Maybe if I was 5'2" and they could beat me up if I misbehaved I might be having better fortune.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'tulips4u'Did the pics change your mind? ;P Here's how it went: Me: "Fuck!" Colleague: "What?" Me: "Nothing..." It actually convinced me to add Cock Pics to the Turn Offs list in my profile.

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    You are truly a beautiful woman!! Sry just had to say....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    First guy who stood me up had to take his puppy to the vet's. Understandable, as noone can compete against man's best friend? Got stood up again when I gave him a second chance (as I always do). His excuse - he's decided to give it another go with his ex. I can't compete against exes either. Quoting 'Mesmerised' Quoting 'tulips4u'Did the pics change your mind? ;P Here's how it went: Me: "Fuck!" Colleague: "What?" Me: "Nothing..." It actually convinced me to add Cock Pics to the Turn Offs list in my profile.   I didn't mind getting sent naughty pics as it was from a FWB/lover. Just needed a warning text so I can be sure to find a secluded corner to sit, open my messages and enjoy my lunch with the visual stimulation lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have been cancelled a total of 3 times. Each time it would be me driving to meet said person(s) at an agreed time. Only to have my phone call or message barred upon arriving. As for myself - I have cancelled a couple times. However due to legitimate reasons. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Thanks, Indy!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    But at work I (somewhat proudly) wear the mantle of "shit magnet". Things always happen......but I prefer to be busy than bored :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    .. the truth is stranger than fiction! Two cases I experienced from a vanilla site:   1. First meet, a typical coffee date. Exchanged texts in the morning, all is good. I get to the venue, no show. Waited for the obligatory 30 minutes, no text no call no show. Chalked it up to experience, got in the car and drove home. On the way home, get a text from her stating she had a car accident on the way to meet me, met with just a little scepticism by me to be honest. That night, got an email from her, complete with photos of damaged car and a copy of the police report!   2. Again, similar thing to Experience 1, but this time nothing for a couple of days, no apology, no call - nadda. But then got a very strange text stating her mother had taken very ill. Thought it was a typical line, but did the right thing and sent back a text hoping her mother make a full recovery. Didn't here from her for a week or so, then a mutual friend asked me if I was going to the funeral - yes her mother had died. Felt about as high as a pregnant snakes belly, sent flowers (to her) and a condolence letter and left her alone, thinking she has enough on her plate. Heard from her about six months later, dated her for around a year until she had to move interstate.   Yes sometimes even the strangest excuses could just be true.   Mooks

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    many are just clearly not genuine.About eighteen months ago I actually met a man...yep in the flesh..we organised to meet again and that morning he sent me a text saying that his best friend had been killed in a car accident and that he had to spend time with the man's family...he deleted his profile at the same time....six months go past and he contacts me again,I ask about his friend's family,he says''No, that wasn't me'' but I have a very good memory and certainly would never forget something like that.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'justforfunisall' But at work I (somewhat proudly) wear the mantle of "shit magnet". Things always happen......but I prefer to be busy than bored :) Ha! Same here! Only they call me "Fuckfingers", but it's kinda my job to test the subject to the limits (heh, there's that innuendo again!)