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Just a query guys..... :)
June 10 2015
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RHP User
11 years ago
you read the success stories lol They're a marketing tool.... - Posted from rhpmobile
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Well........some of them. Most guys start off cocky and expectations that are higher than everest. The truth can be a bit of a shock. Your self esteem will most likely be shattered if you expect to roll into the main street of RHP town and expect sex laid out before you for the taking. You are expecting Dodge Town but its actually Tombstone. Boot hill is chockers with males that got off their high horses outside the saloon and got their guns out of the holster and strode through the swing doors. Sure, there was pussy to the left and right, tranvestites swinging from the chandeliers and bi males sucking cock under the black jack table. All the ladies have their tits out and dressed in their sexy outfits. But did any one look up when you came through the doors? Did you see the queue at the bar? They have seen your type before. Ready to shoot first, grab a drink and ride on down to the next bar. Best not get your gun out here. There'll be someone faster than you. My tip is to put that gun back in the holster. Grab yourself a drink and siddle up to quiet corner and check out the goings on. Perhaps a few hands of cards if you dont cheat. Politeness to the waitresses may get you a few introductions around the room. Once the ladies get familiar with your dial you might get into some deep talks. Who knows, if you can handle a bit of chat, one might just grab your hand and take you upstairs. Dont decline the invite to take a bath first though. They dont like the smell of horse shit in their bed. If you impress, well your name can get bandied about downstairs. After a while you can get to be a legend downstairs and even allowed to flash that fancy gun of yours about. Thats when you know youve arrived. Talk of the town. Hell if you are that good, you might even get an invite meet her.....the one that goes by the name of Miss Meander. But first thing first Mr Spunge. Dont shoot yourself in the foot getting off that mighty fine horse of yours. And if your that way inclined, come up to meet me big boy, my name is Miss Annie. The room at the end of the corridor........xx
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Smilingwithfun
11 years ago
You have " If required " for Safe Sex. As you have said you are here for casual fun then Safe Sex is what most woman look for.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Annie get your gunwillowtree.. received 6 bullets from his sharp shooter to the trunk freya.. received one square between the eyes from an elephant gunsammyfun.. a strap-on model small but deadly in tight situationsspunge.. had no idea what was coming and received both barrels meander.. those fuck me boots you didn't stand a chance
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RHP User
11 years ago
Now Spunge has changed his profile to say always with intercourse. But is that really true? He had if required his morning. :-/ Also Spunge, I know it's a life style choice, but I think smoking has seriously gone out of style. Hasn't it? Anyway, unfortunately most non-smokers are not going to go for you I am afraid. And don't put you don't smoke because a woman will smell it on you and get very annoyed that you lied. Otherwise I like your profile and your pictures. Good luck. :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
copy paste
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RHP User
11 years ago
Young Mr Spunge, You are doing nothing wrong you look like a nice guy. There are thousands of mothers that would love for you to meet their daughters. Tips.Be noticed.Look at profiles, over and over. Does not matter if you have seen them before. Eventually they will notice your repeated view and either A: Think you are a perv and block you. B: Think you are a perv and just ignore you. C: Think you are perv but will send you a message asking why.When you get the message turn on some Irish charm, be slightly aloof, and see if you can meet up for a nice coffee and chat, or if she laughed at anything you say, skip the coffee and invite her over to see you lovely collection of erotic etchings. I am surprised how many guys just do get this. Go to the search, set up what you are looking for. Only have people Online Now then click the first profile then click next profile until you have no more. Do this daily, or every second day for a week. I used to do it daily, two to three times. Every girl within spitting distance knows I exist and have looked at their profile. They think you have looked at THEIR profile 3times, they dont know you have looked at everyones profile 3 times. Do this every month, month and a half. It works. Some will block you, so what, most will think whats up with this guy, so what, but there will always be some that will need to know why is he looking at me. Sex it up.Face photos are all fine. But this is a sex site, and your profile has a sexual animal factor of ZERO. Sex it up, if you want to meet nice girls go to Eharmony, or Oasis. You can get no end of coffee dates that way. But you want sex right? so look like you mean it. You will Require full nude, Bum, Cock HARD (not soft unless you have the goods) and if you have a discreet something that involves sex with someone, pictures add them. Move photos to your private gals. Kinky is good. This is RHP a sex/swingers site. Nobody wants mr square pants. Message quota.You are a paid member, use those messages and message. Dont worry if you dont get an answer, message women you are not interested in, ask to be friends, chat, talk about coffee. Get a feel of what pulls a return message. Save the gold for the for whats hot. Warning, message are one offs, Once you message a girl and its rejected you are blocked (not literal but they will not take kindly to repeat messages if they have said NO) It will take months if not years to have her completely forget you so you can try again (note see Be forgettable) Be forgettable.Profile revamps, every so often rewrite your profile, always cycle your main image, one week face, next week bum, and so on. Only ever have a few images on the main profile. Photos in the private gallery are gold, they give reason to contact you and ask, "Can I please Mr Spunge see your private gal." By constantly changing your profile you become a new person, you spark the "who is this" reflex that will force people to look at your profile. That is all that matters. Plus a revamped profile mean you can re message. People dont remember handles, they remember pictures. Many will skip viewing your profile if they remember you image. They may not have been interested last time, but today they are very much in need of you. Rejection or attraction is influenced by the moon. (if you dont understand what i mean, pick up a copy of womans weekly, you know the one that comes out every month) Dont be seriousProfiles are advertising, humor is better than the facts. Everyone is looking for fun, everyone has hobbies, and nobody gives a shit. "I enjoy going out and rescuing snails on country roads late at night in my speedos" gets you laid, while "I am caring funny...blah blah" "My hobbies are guitar, quite nights, yawn...." just puts people to sleep. We are all funny, caring, have interesting lives. So what, we are looking for some fucking, fun (as in fucking = sex & fun means not yawning) Same goes for who you are looking for. "Someone fun...." does not work while "Someone into potatoes, boiled, fried or raw." will get more attention and will get you laid. Serious people are dull, you don't want dull, nobody wants dull. So don't be dull. Dont think with your DICK.Serious now, show respect or you will not get laid. Well that will help. It may even get you laid. But you may prefer to stay with the nice profile you have now, it may not get you laid, but you will look like a nice guy and there are plenty of mothers looking for someone nice to marry their daughter.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I've had a lot of fun on here, but I think it's because it's a small fraction of my social life and therefore I don't take a life or death approach to it. Get out there in real life, have fun and just treat this place as a supplement to your real social life.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Smilingwithfun' You have " If required " for Safe Sex. As you have said you are here for casual fun then Safe Sex is what most woman look for. This has made the OP turn his profile from nice guy, into a disrespectful "Thinking with dick" profile. We all know what he had, and now he lies about safe sex. OP most women look for respect first, safe sex is only on someones agenda if they just want to fuck you this afternoon. And most understand that there is no such thing as safe sex "if required" if the truth will help you get rid of the neurotic weirdos. you dont need them in your life.
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RHP User
11 years ago
LOL @ "success stories". That is all. DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Annie get your gun. Funny Jules.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Some of you couldn't find root in a firewood supply yard in the Mallee...... I'll post it here as there's a better chance for a guy to stumble across it here than in the venting thread. An example of what not to do on this site if you wish to actually get laid..... A member (who gets 5 messages a day) sends me a flirt. Not the ideal way to impress a prospective playmate. Makes one feel very special......not. Overlooking this breach of etiquette, i send him a message, a nice template reply that prompts an easy entry into a conversation that might even fill up a complete line (wishful i know). Actually sent a double message as sometimes happens. Nothing. Zero. Zilch. Messages were read shortly after. Both. But noticed said male posting in "calling all women" introducing himself so not as though he was stressed for time 2 days pass. Nothing. Radio silence. Then i dont get a reply but a Friend Request....... Not good enough to chat too but good enough to have my piccy on your blank friends list. No chat, no friend. No fucking idea........ Ok. Who's up for messaging me next? No .....really......i dont bite. Unless you want me to.......
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RHP User
11 years ago
Only just noticed you mentioned me. Thanks for that, I sound like an absolute cow.
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
At least i didnt get you shot in my story....
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RHP User
11 years ago
You know I would provide you all the words you would desire, complete lines of them even a paragraph, or maybe two, shit I think that a whole page, littered with exuberantly excessive adjectives would not be out of order. A little effort worthy of bothering with to convince a horn bag like your particular self to jump a jet over and sit on my face. But Annie you're a slut, what would people think?
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AnnieWhichway
11 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' You know I would provide you all the words you would desire, complete lines of them even a paragraph, or maybe two, shit I think that a whole page, littered with exuberantly excessive adjectives would not be out of order. A little effort worthy of bothering with to convince a horn bag like your particular self to jump a jet over and sit on my face. But Annie you're a slut, what would people think? Gees, I love it when you whisper dirty shit in my ear.........Yes and what would your new love think, me sitting on your face?And if I caught the plane over to the west, I would need a month. I would be worse than a slut by the end of it and I would need a medivac flight back.You are just a tease now that thing in your pants is back ........
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RHP User
11 years ago
That might be a start? When people try to contact us and the first thing we see is a name that doesnt sound nice so we move on. One person was called something like "pussydestroyer" or "breakyouinhalf" etc etc. not the sort of person you want to get intimate with! Spunge sounds spungy :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Any_whichway and Blindman. I tip my hat. Brilliant posts. Spunge, I've been an on and off member here since 2003 and sometimes over that time I was single. Whenever I have wanted to actually meet people I have done similar to Blindman and made a concentrated effort of individual messaging, lots of profile views, hot listing and always keeping my profile online (easier with the app), like anything persistence is the key. You will meet people and maybe even get laid, but my advice is focus on meeting cool people and the sex will happen eventually. Another thing that helped me in my younger days was the chat rooms, I made some great friends in there back in the naughties when Rhp started. Oh and if you're still having no luck after a few months go to some of the parties and meet n greets. All the best! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
While you sit on my face, oh I forgot the vanilla, a bottle of essence was split, the jungle juice does look much the same. It may have thrown you a little. Your particular ChocChip & Straberry we both know oh so well. As for more than a slut, well that would be the temptation, the reason to come, and pack light because it wont end until you start to run. To tease, what a blindman with out his trusty guide dog, lol... Such a small world, but now I must bite my tongue.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thanks. Not only the chat rooms, being an active member in the forums has its own rewards. Many wander in and read, be your self and show a little character and the forums readers are part of the fun. With it all together as a guest even a guy can be kept busy in this place.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' Quoting 'Smilingwithfun' You have " If required " for Safe Sex. As you have said you are here for casual fun then Safe Sex is what most woman look for. This has made the OP turn his profile from nice guy, into a disrespectful "Thinking with dick" profile. We all know what he had, and now he lies about safe sex. OP most women look for respect first, safe sex is only on someones agenda if they just want to fuck you this afternoon. And most understand that there is no such thing as safe sex "if required" if the truth will help you get rid of the neurotic weirdos. you dont need them in your life. Ever heard of an error ?? Or perhaps an oversight ?? Maybe lack of detail in the question ?? I always use protection, at least for the first time...... then it becomes an "As required" basis....... So thank you to both you and Meeka100 for your quick to judge and accusatory posts. As for everyone else who had helpful and encouraging words, thanks heaps. :) I'll just keep on plugging along and try to have some fun with this.......
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Spunge' Ever heard of an error ?? Or perhaps an oversight ?? Maybe lack of detail in the question ?? I always use protection, at least for the first time...... then it becomes an "As required" basis....... So after the first time, on what do you base your decision as to whether you keep using protection or not? Assuming that the other party isn't insisting on using it. I'm interested in the answer, as I've recently been told by another guy who has the íf required' option ticked that they always use protection with a new partner, and won't go without until they trust them. I'm just wondering how people decide that they trust someone enough in that respect. Actually I guess that's probably a topic for a new forum...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Mr Spunge, Because you are so nice. I understand you always use condoms the first time, then if required. What I don't understand is why then put "ALWAYS for pie." Could it be that you only have a first time? or do you not understand what "always" means. In case you don't Always adverb at all times; on all occasions. I don't mean to judge, just making observations, ill leave the judging for others. Thanks for making it all clear as mud.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Mr Spunge If a lucky lady was to ask you if you had something or not, would you be able to answer? I have rather odd feeling that you don't know the answer.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Blindman67' Mr Spunge If a lucky lady was to ask you if you had something or not, would you be able to answer? I have rather odd feeling that you don't know the answer. Actually, yes, I can answer with 100% certainty....... well, so long as the testing is accurate. :)Quoting 'Blindman67' Mr Spunge, Because you are so nice. I understand you always use condoms the first time, then if required. What I don't understand is why then put "ALWAYS for pie." Could it be that you only have a first time? or do you not understand what "always" means. In case you don't Always adverb at all times; on all occasions. I don't mean to judge, just making observations, ill leave the judging for others. Thanks for making it all clear as mud. And yes, I never really expect it to go much further than a first time as most "lovely ladies" tend to find something much better soon after..... I'm sure you can relate to that.Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' Quoting 'Spunge' Ever heard of an error ?? Or perhaps an oversight ?? Maybe lack of detail in the question ?? I always use protection, at least for the first time...... then it becomes an "As required" basis....... So after the first time, on what do you base your decision as to whether you keep using protection or not? Assuming that the other party isn't insisting on using it. I'm interested in the answer, as I've recently been told by another guy who has the íf required' option ticked that they always use protection with a new partner, and won't go without until they trust them. I'm just wondering how people decide that they trust someone enough in that respect. Actually I guess that's probably a topic for a new forum... Would make a good forum topic....... but that's exactly it.For me it's a bit of a judgement call based on things like, previous sexual and non sexual history.... eg. how many partners?? do you always use protection?? have you been tested?? are you an IV drug user?? I always try to be as honest about these things as possible, so would the "If required" option be more accurate ??
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RHP User
11 years ago
So, after a good amount of thought, I've come to the conclusion that I have made a mistake in joining.I've never been good at selling myself, be it a job interview or trying to attract a partner.I'm not particularly attractive, I'm only funny in person during conversation, and apparently I'm not even quite sure how to fill out a form correctly. I've always been socially awkward and to be completely honest, totally petrified of approaching women. I was hoping that a site such as this may have helped me at least "break the ice" so to speak, but it seems I can't even get that right. lol Anyhow, thanks again guys.I wish you all the best of luck with your future romantic or at least lustful endeavors. And before anyone says it, no, this isn't a whining attempt to gain sympathy...... :P
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RHP User
11 years ago
Spunge why throw in the towel in so soon? Sounds to me "if required" may be more accurate for you and yes, that is very different to always uses a condom. People are touchy about this subject because lots of people lie about it - that and whether they are single or attached. They are always hot topics. ;-) There are people here who do all sorts of different things....... and have different interpretations of the same thing as well! So as you say, best to ask any people you are chatting to on here. Otherwise, I believe that there is a loads of men who find it difficult to meet up with other people. I think the assumption is that it will be fairly easy but for most of us finding what you want is not so easy. My advice is to be active on the forums and chat rooms and get to know women that way. Also a really good way of meeting people is at social events and parties. Check out the events tab. If you have difficulty chatting to women in real life..... unfortunately the best thing to do is practice isn't it? The more you do something usually the better you get at it. Maybe writing and being in the chat rooms will hone your skills. But don't ever make comments like I only have one night stands because the women usually find someone better... even as a joke. JMO
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RHP User
11 years ago
Remember they are as scared of you as you are of them so hold your gaze and stay staunch, if they see your afraid your history. Remember it's not like you are trying to get something from them they don't want to give, they pretend they have all the cards and try and make you work for it but you have something they want, it's a two way street and women enjoy it too.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Spunge why throw in the towel in so soon? Sounds to me "if required" may be more accurate for you and yes, that is very different to always uses a condom. People are touchy about this subject because lots of people lie about it - that and whether they are single or attached. They are always hot topics. ;-) There are people here who do all sorts of different things....... and have different interpretations of the same thing as well! So as you say, best to ask any people you are chatting to on here. I don't understand why people are so touchy about it. I am not suggesting unsafe sex; however, just because a guy says "if required" should not be an issue. The woman or partner also has the final decision to say "no protection no sex", no problem, that would therefore mean protection is required. The "if required" could mean if there is mutual trust or tests have been taken to verify no issues.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think the issue is not if you have "If required", "Sometimes", "Always for intercourse", or "Always for all activities" we all have a right to judge our own safety. The issue is about truth. There was a time not to long ago where every man and his dog would come in and ask for profile advice. The first thing many women would say is "If required" will not attract the women. So the men would change to "Always", not just the posters but many others that read the threads. What are women then to do when reading those profiles. Most men actually started with the truth and then by the good intentions of the women where promoted to lie. It is an issue of personal safety and the ability for women to at least have a little faith in what was listed. Every time I see someone posting that idiotic advice in regard to safe sex, I give it a serve. Poor Mr Spunge got in the way but the target was the one who posted the advice. Just a misplaced sense of civic duty I picked up somewhere that go mixed up with the irreverent facts.
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's touchy because some men will change their status to always use a condom when they hear that having if required puts some women off. They lie about it which is never a good thing. Also, I personally assume that people that say If Required will only use a condom if the other person insists on it. That is my interpretation of it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
It's something I would point out to someone in the past, until I learned on the fora it's not really a good idea. (I omitted it on my Commandments for writing a male profile thread for that reason.) I've heard from couples that they meant "if required" to mean they may not use condoms between them in a threesome for example, but immediately put one on when playing with the third person. I kinda got that. However when it comes to single guys, the "oh, I just meant not for blowjobs", doesn't fly. In that case (in my view anyway) they would have selected "always for intercourse". Like Meeka I also read "if required" as "I will see on the night if I can get away with not wearing protection". There are plenty of women who have "as required" on their profile too, just respect those who make clear it's not for them.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Bugger, just typed out an answer and pushed the wrong key (fat fingers) and lost the lot. Start again. (may not be as good but give it a go) Ahh, yes. Fair point all of you. However, it appears to me a lot of people lie in their profiles about all sorts of things (Age, weight, length, marital or single status etc), anything to get them in. I personally do not agree with it. However, I still do not see the big issue. If you go out with someone that has lied, or stated they only wear protection when required, then if you are the type of person that likes unsafe sex, then no problem, if you are the type of person that does not do unsafe sex, then it is easy, you just have to say "No Protection, No Sex". If they don't agree bye bye, no sex. I am fairly sure that given the choice at the time, most guys will agree to put on protection rather than miss out, and I assume a lot of woman also carry condoms just for that reason (in case he does not have any).
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RHP User
11 years ago
If required is an immediate no from me.
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RHP User
11 years ago
The profile is an abstract. An idealized reality of the person that created it. For every rule there is an exception. I dont pay much attention to what the profiles says. Most of the time I will have interest before I have actually looked at the profile, this interest is created via communication. Once the interest is there than the rules are created as you go. In real life we do not walk around with a profile over our heads, we do not introduce ourselves to someone and then rattle out a long list of questions. Our interest requires little information and I can not remember ever being asked upon meeting someone in real life "Safe Sex?" The profile is a book cover, there are many books. We make a judgment based on that cover. When I go shopping for a book, I go to the section I know I like "SCiFi" I then just pick random books, look at the cover read the synopsis, then i pick a random page and read it. It is the random page that is the attraction, I do not judge on the cover, or a 3rd party synopsis. I judge on the quality of content. I have found this is is about the only way to sort the reality from the sell. If it was just the cover then there would be a long list of beautiful people I would never have had the opportunity to know. Safe sex. I have "sometimes" What that means is i will make the assessment, if I consider someone may pose a risk to me, I opt for No Sex, I dont believe in safe sex."Sometimes" also has the advantage of filtering out the neurotic. I do wonder why people believe something that is so easy to lie about, and most men will say almost anything to get their end in. If i see "always" the first thing that comes to mind is Bullshit! and I dont like tainting my opinion before I have read a page or two. From my experience "always" is nearly always a lie, men and women.
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