Cheekyarses

Cheekyarses

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Just for fun.....

April 05 2013

Just for fun..... As I know the majority of you gave never met me or mr cheeky - but....... You n I are arrested, what would we be arrested for n what would be the first 4 words you would say to me after we were arrested?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Know what we would get arrested for but i would blame you by saying my first four words as such,thanks a fcuking lot,lol,jsk

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ''you cum here often?'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    HeheheFoxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Locked away with both of you I'm assuming, so we'd be locked up for painting the town white, and the first words I'd be thinking would be "LET'S GO AGAIN!!!"- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ....I realise you're undercover. "That's gotta be entrapment!" - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    To the guards on duty....'CARE TO JOIN "US" ?? Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    5 to 10 for late return of library books. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    "I have an alibi"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    That was mighty fine..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    < ------------ Oops. Sorry. Me bad.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You're not eighteen, then?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You really are cheeky!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    "They're playing our song..."

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Streaking down the main drag. My first 4 words to you are 'fuck that was fun' :)

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Keep the hand cuffs ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    " You got bail money ???"

  • Jed181

    Jed181

    13 years ago

    Nice day for it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...."do those buttons go all the way down"? Mrs IAT- Posted from rhpmobile

  • smo669

    smo669

    13 years ago

    You got bail money?

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Geez stop giggling p~~~~~

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I hd picked you up on my harley.. you were wearing a skirt.. we took off.. and you started to grope me.. Then, you started to work your way around so you were in front of me..and facing me.. you set yourself, and sank down on my dick, wrapped your legs around me..and clung on. biting into my neck, and rocking yourself to pleasure:   EXCEPT.. Mr Coppers see this and give chase.. of course.. We are NOT stopping.. we are off down the highway.. you swearing and telling me NOT to stop.. but, I am NOT stopping anyway.. You are humping like fck.. with the sirens of the highway patrol happening all around us.. Finally you Cum... With a vengence!! I pull over.. One female cop.. one male cop.. Female screams "Why did you lead us on a 5 km chase" "Simple.. I dont stop until SHE cums girlie.... Isn't that HOW it is supposed to be??"   I turn to you and say "Court wil be hillarious"

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Cavey you are a classic - we have to meet! Lol.... Love it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Lewd Conduct"Ive fucked the judge"DG

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    DG - you make me laugh!!! Hope the judge is female?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Then she would understnd WHY I wouldn't stop for the coppers :)   Might even slip me her phone number..   Would LOVE to meet you both Cheeky

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Jed181 - it's always a good day for it.... You guys sound very intriguing - would love to meet you both! :-) /-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    you would say but I do have a disability she is sitting right next to me.   or pulls us over after we have had the same guy in a park   but officer I swear he was alive when we started!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    You take the rap. Or alternatively: Say it's your stash. You said it's Stevia! Say I'm your wife. Will you stop crying? We can outrun them.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Better cuff me now

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    The pleasure is mine - araps x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ditto ditto ditto ditto- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Sorry occifer, wasn't me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Cheekyarses' DG - you make me laugh!!! Hope the judge is female? Yeah.... me too!!!!!But you know those judges..... weirdos!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'dacougarbitch'Sorry occifer, wasn't me. What's the officer, problem?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Ganguddy'ditto ditto ditto ditto "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (A. Dumbledore, after announcing he would like to say a few words.)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'cavey50' I hd picked you up on my harley.. you were wearing a skirt.. we took off.. and you started to grope me.. Then, you started to work your way around so you were in front of me..and facing me.. you set yourself, and sank down on my dick, wrapped your legs around me..and clung on. biting into my neck, and rocking yourself to pleasure:   EXCEPT.. Mr Coppers see this and give chase.. of course.. We are NOT stopping.. we are off down the highway.. you swearing and telling me NOT to stop.. but, I am NOT stopping anyway.. You are humping like fck.. with the sirens of the highway patrol happening all around us.. Finally you Cum... With a vengence!! I pull over.. One female cop.. one male cop.. Female screams "Why did you lead us on a 5 km chase" "Simple.. I dont stop until SHE cums girlie.... Isn't that HOW it is supposed to be??"   I turn to you and say "Court wil be hillarious" They wouldn't catch us. Motorbikes and slippery surfaces and all. Eat my (dust) *insert wet bits*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    watch out .... tidal wave .....

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    13 years ago

    Love it!! Again again xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    *chuckles*