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LOST: one MOJO, if found please return ASAP!

December 20 2009

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I thought I was keeping a close watch on it, I nearly lost it a month ago but I held tight and it didn't get away but then I became distracted and in a flash it was gone ! Yes, I lost my MOJO ! I've been retracing my steps and have decided I lost it somewhere in Los Angeles approximately two weeks ago. I had it when I left Melbourne, it survived the LAX security and customs processes (even the finger printing) BUT then I lost it.   I am lonely without it.  The intense horniness has gone.  The desire for mind-blowing sex in strange places has gone. My appetite for multiple orgasms has gone.  Even my ability to flirt seems to have gone !   I don't know what happened !!! I have done my own detective work and think a couple of rhp regulars stole it, one in particular.  I don't think they worked as a team.  I think the first made an attempted theft but I foiled their plan, I then let down my guard and wham! the second one came from nowhere and stole my MOJO right under my eyes (actually I think it was via email and phone ) !!   I was unable to enjoy all the temptations of L.A and spent a very lonely two weeks on my own !   I want it back !  I'm sitting here devising my own plan of counter-theft.  I'm open to ideas.   In the mean time.  IF any one has seen Ms Saturn's MOJO, PLEASE return it to me ASAP as I really don't want to start 2010 without it !    And to the bastard who took it: you will not have it for long, it was my fault for letting down my guard, it was my fault for caring, it was my fault for delusionally thinking there was something between us and trusting you.  I learn from my mistakes.   xxx Ms Saturn

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Lmao.....Remember what i said....babe..can i borrow some of ya chicky babe...heheMs Saturn..feel for you ......but hey least you were real..and stayed to true to yourself...no game player..and you wont be making that same error in choice....stay strong and positive...You will attract..the right type of person...all good things dont come easy..but in time and patience.Ive had to adopt ....dilligaf....for certain attitudes..as some will want to bring one down.(nature of the beast)xoxomumma

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    AMEN to the comments from the lovely ladies here! Saturn, my mojo is in full flight (& getting me into all sorts of trouble..lol) You are more than welcome to share mine..only problem is how does one send it? Australia post has enough problems with delivering standard mail...hmm...time to get creative... watch this space.... In the meantime...spoil yourself Saturn...indulge in pure inadulterated luxurious 'You' time...xx Love ya work ladies!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    You haven't lost your mojo Saturn...and no one stole it from your either (as if you would let that happen!)   It's just in a safe place (in retreat at the Mojo gym) waiting to come out again....and WHEN it does come out again...it will be bigger and better than before ....and perhaps with a little 'attitude' as heymumma said :-)   When you can't feel horny...just be sexy....Trish is on the money there!   Mylips...how's the logistics going with sending the Mojo??  Will there be a customs inspection....now there's a wicked thought.....LOL   Cheers

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    2 weeks ago... I was in LA.. going through security.. running like an idiot to catch my plane... I'm sure I saw your mojo... it said "off to mexico for some fun..." It wanted to try something different and will eb back real soon in time for Christmas along with 3 of the men from Thunder from downunder fresh from Las Vegas.   Wayne x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    sometimes you write something.. you think it sounds funny and then you re-read it and you think "what a wanker..." Maybe my post didn't come across the way I wanted it... hope that Saturn does not take offence at me trying to make her smile...   Wayne x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Did you check lost property?Or just claim it on your travel insurance...I'm sure its very valuableRegardsMr. SR.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Was just about to throw in the towel regarding entrusting my sacred albeit worrisome mojo to Australia Post..then came across onebrights OUTSTANDING reminder.....oooo...customs inspection...Mojo coming your way saturn (in its original wrapping...aka: me!!) ps: any updates from the lady herself??

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Thanks girls and guys for your wonderful comments.  I've been struggling with this all week and have even thought of asking the Dr for a magic MOJO pill !    Niceguy068, you do sound like ä "nice" guy. I wasn't offended by your post and "yes" it made me smile !   To all the fantastic women... it's pity we can't get together for a rhp debrief over a few bottles of wine! We could organise our own "work conference" meet up somewhere, drink a lot and share everything we've learnt from rhp !  I'm sure I can even figure out a way to claim it on tax.   It'd be nice to know when my MOJO will return... but I figure by the way I'm comfort eating it's going to be missing for a little while.    A big hug to everyone who responded. xxx Ms Saturn.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Its the first step in getting your mojo back. I've made a few gals smile from RHP over the last few weeks all via email so it's nice to see your smile coming back. I guess it's a sign that your mojo is going through customs on the way back to ya :-)   Wayne x

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    i saw it a few weeks ago right here in the forums..it was dancing and pirouetting for everyone to see....why, i even think it flashed a bit of...errr....uhm....blush....better not say....but if i do see it again, i will try and catch it...though i think it is enjoying its holiday....speaking of which...WHAT have you been up to...???...grins....cheers and hugsjose...

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    No tickets on myself....far too reality based perceptions and experiences for the crap..BUT....in the company of the lervly ladies (as saturn suggests) can u imagine the pure unadulterated RUSH we would get from a live meet? There is no doubt that a meeting of our minds would register on the MOJO richter scale....with you all the way on ur suggestion saturn!!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    So I lost my MOJO in L.A.  I had no luck searching for it in Melbourne, and Santa didn't leave it under my Christmas tree so now I've headed up to the Gold Coast, hoping I may stumble across it somewhere...   I went to Sea World today...the dolphins and sea lions didn't have it.  That place is WAY to family oriented to find my MOJO there.    It's Wet 'n Wild tomorrow... the name sounds right !  It conjures up memories of days when my MOJO was at its peak.  I'm hopeful.    If Wet n Wild doesn't work then I'll have to try Dreamworld... 2009 has been more of a Nightmare than a Dream but hey... perhaps Sponge Bob has it ?   Can you believe, because I REALLY REALLY can't, that my MOJO has been M.I.A for nearly 4 weeks ! What is wrong with me ?   xxx Ms Saturn

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