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Label challenge
March 31 2018
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Rlee552
8 years ago
I should point out this is not intended to be a forum for criticising any particular pleasure. Rather the goal is to have a laugh and learn. 😁
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RHP User
8 years ago
Kind of like the dreaded ice cream brain freeze? Put a frozen blueberry on your tongue the put your tongue on/in her... The ladies here are smart enough to figure out the "guy version". ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Am reading a book at the moment that talks about how society is shying away from labelling anything, focusing particularly on gender and sexuality. I tend to think the whole ''don't label me bisexual just because I like shagging men as well as women'', among other similar arguments, are a touch silly. Imagine a date, romantic or hookup, where you met up with someone and they asked you your sexual preferences, to which you replied ''I'm into whatever I'm into, don't label me''. Well, no - they kind of would like to know approximately what kind of person you are, categorizing or labelling yourself as being in one camp or another so that they can decide whether you are the right company for them. So, label away I say. Label the shit out of everything and everyone. Anybody remember Dymo markers?
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RHP User
8 years ago
I just thought of a really dodgy analogy further to my post. Imagine you go into a shop to buy some new cartridges for your printer. You see an array of cartridges displayed with no labels to differentiate which cartridge does which colour. You want a new Magenta cartridge but you don't know which it is. You ask the attendant for the Magenta, to which the attendant replies ''why must you put labels on everything? They all have ink, they all print, why do you care what colour? Colours are just a continuum anyway, colours are all the same doing the same thing just on a different spectrum". *** This is not a comment on race or ethnicity, before certain people start soiling their linen *** That's right folks - I'm comparing people to printer cartridges!
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RHP User
8 years ago
When you're down the going down and try to say something without lifting your head up? Goblimuft snork munderflop. 🐰 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' When you're down the going down and try to say something without lifting your head up? Goblimuft snork munderflop. 🐰 - Posted from rhpmobile AIIUVOO
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Rlee552
8 years ago
PMSL
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curiousnhorny05
8 years ago
Love it :) been in that situation many times or when your trying to signal you need more air! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
While inside her and on top, raise up so that you can flap your arms madly and crow out the theme song to "Mr. Holland's Opus". Don't wake the neighbors! 🐰 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Mount her from behind and climax on the small of her back. Quickly roll her over and start cuddling until your both asleep. When she wakes up, she'll be firmly glued to the the sheets! Love the cape, babe. Seriously...I do! 🐰 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Or how about "cummling". Like cuddling above, except the idea is you end up glued together :) (I've only done it once...) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
My poor dick has been a cummling more than once. Whatever ever you do, avoid letting her make a mad dash for the toilet! Ohhh ouch! 🐰 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Etch-A-Sketching Take hold of her nipples like they’re the knobs of an Etch-A-Sketch. Draw a self-portrait, a butterfly, a race car...as long as you twist them like you're working toward something, it's all good. Any day you can make 90's nostalgia sexy is a good day! Don't don't shake the bejeazus out of her when you want to erase! 🐰 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
That is all - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Can we try Motorboating? That's where I put my head between your gorgeous boobies then shake it back and forth whilst making revving outboard motor sounds. See the deal is it won't work as well as it should unless you're....wet. Jearzus gorgeous...yours are big enough that I think we could tow a skier! ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
For now. ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
The super dirty and sexy sounds created by the cock being slipped up and down the folds of a wet pussy. Drawing the head of the clock from clit down between the lips, and deep inside for the pure extraction of squishy wet sounds. It’s fucking delightful. A moment of absolute connection. BB - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
A clock??? That’s another one. Unlike docking, tick tick tock, the cock strikes one..... BB - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
😂😂😂 yes I’ve had a few motorboating runs in my time. Behave though, or I’ll do the “smothering” . One minute soft bosom enveloping ones face like fluffy clouds in heaven, nekminute gasping for breath in breasts of death 💀 Mwah ha ha ha 👹 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Dilettante etouffant Nice ....albeit not scary. Please refer back to Snarfulling which prompted me to take lessons from a pearl diver? I can hold my breath for 20 minutes and by then we'll probably be engaged. Or not...but please please please, Lionsdoll.., do try to torture me! ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I had to google this 😝 😇 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Bucket list...just sayin'. 😈⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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