Ladies.....pick up lines

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  AnnieWhichway

  8 years ago

  Wanna give me a blowie in the carpark.? We hit it off immediately

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  A simple 'hi' would have done me today. Actually I got that but it's difficult for me with the age gap in RL. It takes a lot of mind power, subtle or not so subtle flirting, depending on the day/level of horniness. To answer your question, the best pick up line is anything that he says to me, if I'm into him/them that is, couldn't give a crap what they say, so long as it indicates they want to hang with me 😛 Last great one was "Hi, do you mind if I sit down". I said "That would be great" or something similar, and they were the last words spoken, suncream application was next 😍 Worst, let me check my inbox lol

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Quick disclaimer, that wasn't the last one. The last one was a call I got from a guy, he'd got my number from his brother, this is in RL so it was really hot, just picked up his brother's phone and started looking for my number lol brother asked what he was doing and he told him I think 😊

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  Sawadee

  8 years ago

  She' Nooooooo. Me: Then I guess a roots outta the question... 😜 Made her laugh and that broke the ice.. But be carefull , you really do need to pick your mark.. A mate tryed this and she told him to piss off... lol..

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Whoa what a exciting sexy life u have... So many stories to share... What a woman 😍😍 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Thank you 😀 not as exciting as I'd like. Saw a guy today who looked interested but he didn't hit me up. Yes I know, I didn't hit him up either. It's that bloody fear of rejection, worse for me because I worry about offending them if they're not into older women hmm 😯

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  To me older women the best. Always being attracted to... (my wife 8 years older than me) maybe cause I always like the idea of ladies taking over lol.. Ladies to the power!! 😬😬😬👊 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  Anyone who ever used a pickup line is just dumb - Posted from rhpmobile

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  CompersionCouple

  8 years ago

  We had a hot electrician doing some work on our house. I told my man that I thought he was hot & my man encouraged me to use a pick up line to see if he would play. He was up a ladder in our bar, I asked him how things were going, if it was a big job & if there was anything I could do to help. Just a bit of small talk before I moved close to him, ran my hand up his leg, onto his groin before I started stroking his cock & then I said...."I hope yr as handy with this tool". He looked a bit shocked but before he said a word I unzipped his paints, took his cock out. He was looking straight down at me with a look of disbeliefe on his face & he said "what's yr partner going to do if he catches u doing this" Rite then I hear my mans voice say "we'll have to take turns with her hey". Well that's exactly what they did & we got the work done really cheap as well. Everyone was happy. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  8 years ago

  That's so insanely hot Young fit chick...tx for sharing... - Posted from rhpmobile

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