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Laugh of the day
February 11 2016
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RHP User
10 years ago
Kind of a laugh, a first message from a guy stating that he hasnt had sex in 18 months, and he will probably cum really quickly the first time, but the secound round will be worth it.( assuming he means it will be worth it for me)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Donald Trump. But it was a hollow laugh.
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RHP User
10 years ago
My dear xx
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boobsandbusted
10 years ago
Laughing about a show last night called first dates ,funny as hell ,one part ,was a guy asked a girl her birthdate ,he tells her ,it was the same as his ex ,her response, what's yours ,when he says it ,she responds ,ohhh interesting that's the same date as when my cat died ,lmao - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
The Don and the Zombies...we are dooomed 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
and his thread which is, 'going crazy'. Peachy
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RHP User
10 years ago
Catering for classy discerning people only. Whether your experienced swingers, vanilla swingers or newbies, the ________ _____ is the place for you..Peachy
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RHP User
10 years ago
came watching a old movie " The Odd Couple " when Walter Mathew complained Jack Lemon called him a shithead.? Lemon admits he called him a shithead and they get in a all out argument . Two old guys going hammer and tong. Don't ask me about anything else , I only caught about 5 minutes of the movie but made me laugh.
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RHP User
10 years ago
A nice looking/dressed lady at the shop today but wow nasty. I heard her say when a big lady with a walking stick accidently bumped her. She yells watch it. What are you doing you stupid old cow that hurt. The big lady still apologised and as the bitch walked away her basket clipped these pasta sauce bottles Down they come. Anyway some other guy that must have overheard the ordeal said look what you just did you stupid cow. Haha was so happy - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hi I'm _______ In my spare time I like to make empty toilet rolls feel inadequate and hit on girls way out of my league. If those past times match up with you feel free to hit me up.......made my day 😂
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RHP User
10 years ago
... in the lunchroom at work having a coffee. I tell a moderately funny anecdote and she laughs... Her first bark of laughter made her do a little fart at the same time... we both completely dissolved...
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
A colleague had a upset client go nuts at her. When my colleague was recounting the conversation to me, she warned me the language was going to be pretty bad but she would clean it up. Three sentences in she uttered "then the client called me a f'ing cunt." Ummmm....what?!! Whilst we were crying with laughter she said I'm pretty sure I cleaned up the wrong word, cos yeah right, "fucking" is so much worse than "cunt"..... NOT!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Finding out about Herbal Womb Detox Pearls From the manufacturer's website: “Our womb (vagina, yoni, pum-pum or hot pocket) is is the foundation to our stability. It holds our deepest pains and is still responsibility [sic] for bringing forth souls to this world. The toxins from a poor diet, chemical based environment, and emotional stress get stuck in your womb.” It's also sad because unfortunately there are a lot of women who know very little about their bodies and will buy crap like this.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I want to go to the toilet, I'm just not sure what I want to do. (Upon questioning... apparently 2 completely separate statements) Peachy
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sweetgem
10 years ago
Thanks for sharing the laugh and I love that kind of Karma-hit-back story 😝 Good on the guy who used the woman's own words back on her lol nastiness and rudeness have no permanent place in humanity! 😛 - Posted from rhpmobile
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sweetgem
10 years ago
For sharing your little laughs and for able to have a laugh when harmless distraction is needed, instead of being bitter and cannot get through a day without stepping over other people, or must belittle someone to make themselves feel good! 😝😝 but I'm all about respect and I respect other people's choices for being whoever they choose to be! :-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Some of these where quite funny, thank you for sharing x more more!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' From the manufacturer's website: “Our womb (vagina, yoni, pum-pum or hot pocket) is is the foundation to our stability. If someone was brought into the world via a hot pocket I shudder to think of how that impacts their diet.
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RHP User
10 years ago
The woman who got upset that Woolworths wouldn't accept her return of Coles brand milk... hehe. .Was it just a piss take?.Peachy pmsl... 🍑
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