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Lets play a game of truth & dare ;-)

September 29 2013

Want to know what makes the Funky 2 tick, I'll dare ya to be bold & you'll get the truth warts and all. Oops prob wrong choice oMR words, no warts on us lol :-) I have played this in the cam/chat rooms, had a few laughs. Had a few haters/trollls try it on but my honesty shot them down. Mr Funky (.)(.) P.S. see Mrs Funky I can play nice.- Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Questions will be answered later though, prob be none or a shit load Funky 2 (.)(.)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    as a complete surprise,but computer says no....you posts reveal it all

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    What are you two smoking? LOL.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    ;<~~ Mr funky smiles at question & lol, so we got laugh from you :-) So 1st question off the rank, what are we smoking? Answer, we not smoking anything meeka, I said you'd get the truth, straight up. Maybe you just haven't asked the right question. <~~~Mrs Funky shakes head at assumption of that, says you just dont get my Man. Who's next lmfao Mr Funky (.)(.)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    What a blow. A truth and dare thread has been suggested before Mr Funky, and I m a bit curious about the logistics for this one. It was never worked out on the other thread and the thread ended up going nowhere in that way. I'm a bit worried about how much trouble I could get myself into n all... n so r the rest, I'll bet...

  • On_Safari

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    12 years ago

    I'm a foody, impress me.....

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Cool

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Why is The Ministry of Funk closed ? GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Mr Funky, what did you write in the first message you sent me yesterday?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Your most embarrassing moment

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Truth or dare ae? Hmm ok, I dare you both to have a threesome with me ;)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Did I miss something? I am honestly just wondering what the need for this thread is? I am sure if anyone was that interested in the two of you, they would message you directly? Is that a fair assumption?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ask away!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    It will go where ever you want it too, as for the others I only have seen Meeks, laheme2 & yourself dip their toes in my pool. Thread like this done before, however never BI myself, Mrs Funky staying well clear of this thread, like most of my threads and posts. <~~ she's running for the hills lol I am a slow typer on phone but will answer all questions with total truth no bullshit. Which I'm sure wasn't done before. I do not lie (dude thread big boo boo and iv owed it) As long as the questions are not of a personal attacking nature, I know how jay_me felt i have copped shit for who I am and what we stand for. So troops fire away, im in my bunker, tin hat on ready for incoming questions :-) Mr Funky (.)(.) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I think I asked you to ask jay_me to unblock us so I could send him msg which was going to be apology then he could block us again but I put it out in open as well which I was going t o do as well - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    No dinner SLEEP lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    If you had the chance to fuck absolutely anyone who would it be?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Hi Awesome,   She is a fucking goddess & has the both of us giggling like nervous schoolgirls. pathetic!! lol   once we sort our shit out, it may happen. fingers crossed anyway   we would walk through fire & brimstone before naming her though. I know I did say I would answer anything but this question involves another person, no names :)   who's next?   mr funky (.)(.)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Bw you and I Awesome I think it might be you that I'd choose..- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    mmmOh funkies you are so hot.Do you give a game away, truth or dare. So who holds the whip if there is one and Dare in your world who would take a fist...LOL and so nortee

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I was 16, getting fumky with myslf in the lounge was home sick from school, on my back knees near my ears sucking myself off bashing a dildo, in walks my old man from work 4 hours early. copped a beating for being a fag, I personally think he should have only given me max half a beating cause im only half a fag hahahahh   You wanted honesty you got it

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Cant do the dare on this one sry Cr/pleaser only Bi guys and girls can dare or play

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Lets just say you asked what for dinner tonight, i'm doing marinaded porterhouse steaks on the BBQ, 11 yr old son doing the grilling, Charred asparagus, Steamed broccolini and sweet corn.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Because after 10 years of private play, 4 years of other play (book "The Funky 2" out next year) we gonna ride off into the sunset holding hands and giggling at our adventures together.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Hey if you don't want to play you can go to another thread, Is that a fair comment

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    You ask I answer lol

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Mistress Jazz holds the whip, (70% of the time) but if I escape (30% of the time) llok out mrs funky   As for the fist its actually our thing only, so both.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A lengthy, verbose, narcissistic profile, recently updated to "closed".No Questions !

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Chat_Meet_Touch, Why take time to add to this? Because you did though I'm going to mix your post up as though it was a question anyway.. "Lengthy, verbose & narcissistic profile" PMSL at this! Lengthy - didn't want to waste our time or anybody else's so fair all the intro bullshit put there first up. Also to weed out the ones with no sense of humour & the try-yards. You may know them? Lol ;) Verbose - see above Narcissistic - LMAO, you see it this way? Oh well, again, see above Profile closed - already answered The Funky 2 (.)(.)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Try-hards not try-yards lol- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'funkyperthbicpl' Mistress Jazz holds the whip, (70% of the time) but if I escape (30% of the time) llok out mrs funky   As for the fist its actually our thing only, so both. Funky you both are in deed. The well played whip does need a change of hands from time to time. And shaking hands I see now that you both know the ropes so very well. Hope the over cast long weekend left you well.Was expecting a dare and a question of truth in your repll.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    So haha, at least my post wasn't a complete fail then. And your thread is nowhere near as scary now that I don't have to worry about answering questions myself. Now if only I could think of one... ... What's the best dare you've ever been challenged with... off-line?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Best dare would be a few years ago at a club to hop up in a swing and be blindfolded. Few hows later this funky dude was very sore and spent lol. Mr Funky (.)(.) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Mmmm will have to talk to mrs funky and get back to you with your truth and dare from us. Yes the overcast weather from the weekend has left us happy though very tired! No more overcast days for us, all sunny from now on, 9 weeks of overcast and cloudy weather is enough until the next patch probably in a few years again lol :-). Mr Funky (.)(.) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Otherwise it's going to die very quickly! Question to all; most unusual or daring place you had sex Blindman67; a special truth or dare to come soon just for you ;). The Funky 2 (.)(.)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    If I'd only known... . Nah, too easy lol... . Does losing my virginity in a sleeping bag... alongside another couple in a sleeping bag... at the age of fifteen... in the fork of the drive... of a Catholic Institution count? Beat that RHPers!

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    a goat shed

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Up a tree. Could say I'm a tree lover.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Yep. That would have been embarrassing. Better your dad than your mum though????

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'funkyperthbicpl 2 Images.' Otherwise it's going to die very quickly! Question to all; most unusual or daring place you had sex Blindm

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'funkyperthbicpl 2 Images.'Otherwise it's going to die very quickly! Question to all; most unusual or daring place you had sex Blindman67; a special truth or dare to come soon just for you ;). The Funky 2 (.)(.)- Posted from rhpmobileOh do look forward to the special dare... :)As for the most daring place? I go a hand job on a crowed peek hour train into the city one morning by a girl I only ever meet on the train. Put my jacket on my lap and she unzipped me, and slowly jerked me off. I was very crowed, standing room only, if anyone knows how busy the morning trains can get here in Perth. Long time ago when I was 18.