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Lost in a sea of brazilians.

September 01 2009

In the age of baldness with every one shaving and ripping body hair out like it is a capital crime. We all seem lost in a sea of brazillians, every photo has beautifully smooth pussy and completely plucked chickens. Ok I have to admit I come from the north of Scotland, a land of ice and rain, and a summer day is when the temperature gets in to double figures. So to survive we have grown to be a hairy race to cope with the cold. Also I must admit for years I have been a fully paid up member of the bald pussy fan club, a true believer in baldness as a lover of the oral pleasures the sensations are wonderful. But lately I have found myself attracted to pussy with pubic hair, what is happening. I blame SBS, it all happened after watching a documentary on SBS about a New York swingers club in the 70’s/80’s. Every pussy was sported a full bush or resplendent hair. Now I find myself attracted to retro/vintage porn. Help will I next be listing to ABBA and putting on orange flares. Now I do like the sensation of smooth skin when I am going down, but it would be nice to have something to remind me that I am going down on a fully grown woman. Maybe a landing strip or a well-trimmed bush could be very sexy in a sea of baldness. Will pubic hair every make a comeback even in limited amounts, and will we ever see the return of a pussy garnished with a field of pubic hair. Andrew P.S. Got another admission to make, this week I am caving in to the bald police and getting my back, shoulders and pubic area waxed, so if you are in South Brisbane and hear screams, that will be me.

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16 years ago

Lmao Andrew~ I love '70's porn! Those were the days of the drive in movie... we would all park our decked out Holden panel vans backwards and watch Long Dong Silver pork some poor sweet innocent big bushy virgin by the pool. Big hair, big bush and great big prosthetic dicks! Wooo to the hooo! I love the '70's! Careful though buddy... spandex is a Queensland phenomenon... I mean, just take a deep breath and then look at all the James Bond Movies from start to finish .... there isn't one wax backed or hairless chested hero among the sophisticated Bond characters. They're all MANLY MEN! All the villains are sneaky lil hairless buggars ..... so which team are you on, Scotty? Hugs Gazza

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16 years ago

LMAO2 Andrew. The screams? I feel for you. Gazza..sneaky? Are bald hairless men sneaky lol? Pubes will make a cum back one day. Hair today..gone tomorrow. Mars

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16 years ago

Doctor Evil has no hair at all... but take a look at Austin Powers, mate. It's a well known fact that all the evil guys are completely hairless! :P lolz. Hugs mate Gazza

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16 years ago

Am bald up top, completely shaven, and have the most impure evil toughts hehehehehebut have hair from chin down Makes me an evil thinking manly man

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16 years ago

Hi Everyone, Had the waxing done today, but not all of it. Got the Brazilian done, with slightly red but very smooth bits. Never knew there was so much aftercare required. No wonder women spend so much time in the bathroom, now I understand. The pain was not that bad at all, I would say 4 out of 10. Nothing to worry me or stop me going back. Because we got chatting so much with the girl ripping my bits apart we ran out of time and did not get my back waxed. Not too worried about that, maybe I will keep the back for just now, and rebel against the hairless fascists for another couple of weeks. The aftercare of such a big area is putting me off. But I like the effect lower down, very nice. Andrew

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16 years ago

I dont believe you. It never happened unless there's pics! :p Hugs Gaz

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16 years ago

Hilarious post man....had be laughing my head off imagining you yelping as she rips.....reminded me of that classc scene in 40YO Virgin.....yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwwww !! LOL Having said that.....if he waxing is a pain....lol.....try getting a clipper and keep yourself trimmed.....although having smooth balls is relatively easy (a shave in the shower every few days).... try clipping your pubic hair and maybe you thighs to creat a neat trimmed look without the hassle of unsightly ingrowns etc you get from a full shave or wax.... It's Man Maintenance and I'm sure your partners will appreciate the effort you go to to look good for him/her.... Logic and many other posts on this and similar topics tell us that many ladies liketo see you have made a bit of an effort and not having to fight a jungle of man pubes to give you pleasure..... I met a girl for a hook up one day a few years ago and she looked at my neatly trimmed and shaved pecker and was shocked....it put her off a bit having never seen a guys package with man maintenance before....but that was the only time.....otherwise I have had overwhelming support to keep things neat and tidy.....nothing feels better than feeling clean and smooth and confident..... When porn went gonzo (hand held) male porn performers began shaving down to give a clearer and cleaner look at the action....that has over 10 years or so translated into mainstream society to the point where I believe a high percentage of sexually active people prefer a smoother, cleaner look. The 70's bush is dead. We look back on it's retro style and like flares and yoyo's it will come back in and out...I'm sure, however the fashion now is as much about hygiene (perceived at least) and a fresh, clean, smooth look. The perfect scenario for you perhaps is "leave a little on top" like many sexy ladis do with a landing strip ? Mmmmm landing stips !! lol Dog.

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16 years ago

off wth all th excess hair! especially in th cock region.....why hide such a beautiful thing! plus shedding all that pubic hair is like losing 7kgs ........makes th cock look at least 1" longer! and also makes for better hygiene just as it does for th grls points to u BadBadDog witty post indulgent lover hilarious read all round really!! LMAO! cougar

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