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MEEKA'S STRAPON!

July 21 2013

Now, all you forumites out there may think of this as a strange forum topic, but we feel that's time it was discussed. We've now read so much about Meeka's strapon in so many threads, that in our minds it deserves status as an RHP character in itself. Along with it's little friend, "Meeka's dildo" (we think of them as the "dynamic duo", the Batman and Robin of sex toys). We picture them with little faces drawn on their bulbous heads, and a mind and life of their own - in our imaginations if we were facing Meeka and she had her strapon fitted and dildo in hand, we swear they would bobble about of their own accord waving at us, then give us a sneaky smile and cackle evilly, knowing what they were about to impose on us. So, everybody, how do you picture Meeka's sex toys? And what names would you give them? We're thinking "Snapper Strapper" and his sidekick "Dildonicus". Lol. Please discuss!

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Meeka is bent over a sink washing them all . At least I hope she is ;) GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Its all I could mention when that strap on had me bent over in a sling a while back.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I will have you know this is not the only thread about me. I know you boys used to speak about me in SMB.... You where all so keen for me to bend you over and ram your arses. Come on, don't be shy you can tell Strappy the truth. Just remember lube is for pussies. Strappy 😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Funniest forum thread in a while ... Which one are you taking about? Even Bruno is awe of Meeka's 'Mr BIG' (I think they might start the bromance of all bromances) ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme'Funniest forum thread in a while ... Which one are you taking about? Even Bruno is awe of Meeka's 'Mr BIG' (I think they might start the bromance of all bromances) ... Apparently they already have names? And there may be several? We obviously haven't been around these forums long enough yet! lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    She keeps me in a fire engine red toy box under her bed. There are a few of us under there now. But as the first and elders toy I know I will always be the favourite... Even though she has used and abused me shamelessly and literally worn the corners off my head. But I live to serve. I don't fear those dark caves and enjoy my strolls down the those dirt tracks. ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    and all I can say is OMG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meekas_Strapon'She keeps me in a fire engine red toy box under her bed. There are a few of us under there now. But as the first and elders toy I know I will always be the favourite... Even though she has used and abused me shamelessly and literally worn the corners off my head. But I live to serve. I don't fear those dark caves and enjoy my strolls down the those dirt tracks. ;-) That you'd be able to talk, and have a mind and personality of your own...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The Black Brute.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Merci, you are too kind. I love plowing into beautiful girls. Magnifi

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Merci, you are too kind. I love plowing into beautiful girls. Magnifique! Strappy xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I am all thumb. :-/

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised'The Black Brute. They're starting to sound like medieval torture items......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    its her toy start a new saying like a meeka with a toy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ahhhh if only they could talk....the stories they'd tell.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Or are you unofficial? Will the others get jealous?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I see. But my toys don't have names. It's only men that like to name their little Friends. ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'I see. But my toys don't have names. It's only men that like to name their little Friends. ;-) yours aren't "little" friends from what we hear Meeka....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    it was "below average" such a letdown.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    are Mexico Pete and Dead Eye Dick,Meeka's?....the Italian's Stallions

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sir! Such slanderous lies. I am 9" in RHP inches I will have you know! Anyway, everyone knows. It's not the size, it's how you use it. Seriously one poke from me an all the ladies & gents can't help but fall in love with me. I got the motion!! 😛

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Strapo Dictome & Bat Eriesincluded ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting '50zkool'I heard it was "below average" such a letdown. Let's call it 'Meeka's RHP inches phallus'

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MrsPeachyPyre' Quoting '50zkool'I heard it was "below average" such a letdown. Let's call it 'Meeka's RHP inches phallus'

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    3 letters,,, W M D Weapons Meeka Devours

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    All I can say is Ouchie if there's no lube Bwahaha- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'paintme' Funniest forum thread in a while ... Which one are you taking about? Even Bruno is awe of Meeka's 'Mr BIG' (I think they might start the bromance of all bromances) ... Sitting in a meeting with PM's and co-workers and I read the above... my mind goes to a very dark and kinky place and I can't stop giggling like a twit... how the hell do I explain that?!?!!???