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Manifesto for the Union Of Grumpy Old Farts (UGOF)
August 13 2013
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madotara69
12 years ago
I hope we do not have to use big words any more, I have forgotten what most of them mean, I might just throw one in now and then to intimidate the young buggers that have not learnt what it means yet. By the time they figure it out and tell me wat i said was rong, I can use my practice for Dimensia, and deny ever saying it. Try to catch me with the reeeed it old fart, Can tell them I am blind too, that'll fuck'em.That is assuuuuming that I am allowed to be old enough to be grumpy.Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
been a GOF,was born one,will die one,am proud to be one..my mate Phil has always been a great role model... My zimmer is a little rusty these days but I can still bend a young'un over it for a jolly good spanking when they need it.....and young Mado ,you is first in-line
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'd need one to be part of the UGFO
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RHP User
12 years ago
Oop's I forgot it... Now as I was saying.... What was I saying? That's right 'old farts'... Was that it? Sorry, just lapsed into a bit if old fartitus lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
wit luke it twil be atable to spell cheque and I can joint the groupe
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RHP User
12 years ago
reserve the right to accidently fart whilst being fisted.
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RHP User
12 years ago
And their clothes! And they don't even comb their hair!One of the inalienable rights of a UGFO Member (MUGFO) is to talk about younger people exactly as we were talked about, and not recognise the irony.
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RHP User
12 years ago
It will be a while until I am eligible to join
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77' been a GOF,was born one,will die one,am proud to be one..my mate Phil has always been a great role model... My zimmer is a little rusty these days but I can still bend a young'un over it for a jolly good spanking when they need it.....and young Mado ,you is first in-line Promises,promises. Here I am trying to act like a grown up and you want to smack me, I try to act with some wisdom and you want to smack me, I try to act nice and you want to smack me. As a matter of fact, you have been wanting to smack me ever since my first very clever posts. But you won't be able to find me because you do not know where my hiding place is..
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RHP User
12 years ago
Irony you say! That's an indulgence Of the young. I have lived a long time to get to this age so I reserve the right to talk down to youngsters and despair at their stupidity. Pull your pants up kiddies I don't want to see those undies, get a hair cut and for gods sake eat a meal and forget about those skinny (awful) jeans!! Back in my day fluro t-shirts and 3/4 Pastel jeans were good enough for us. In fact we were so poor we couldn't even afford full fingered gloves! Jeez the kids today, they don't know how easy they have it. :P Someone was just telling me that all the kids have iPads at school! FFS I don't even have one. I remember the outrage of our elders when they introduce the calculator in schools. It's an outrage!! Bring back the abacus!
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madotara69
12 years ago
Calculators, Abacus Bring back the camel toeMado
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RHP User
12 years ago
GOF's reserve the right to 'think time' before we decipher acronyms. FFS, IRL our brains can only handle so many mnemonic devices before we don't remember them anymore...... OMG, wtf?
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RHP User
12 years ago
MUGOF reserve the right to spank youngin's at our whim ... (yougin's, please form a disorderly queue ...)
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RHP User
12 years ago
youngin'sbut fuck off because we're better spellers anyway.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I glory in the absolute freedom of being able to tell anyone and everyone to fuck off. woooo wooooIf they would only run a little slower so I could beat them but never mind.And NO the mirror is not clouded from the shower; I like it like that cos then my face looks vaguely human. Fuck off. We did young really well. We were rebellious and decadent and, of course goddamn handsome. Not like all those rebellious, decadent, goddamn handsome little shits.Hope I die 'fore I get old ......
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RHP User
12 years ago
I reserve the right to not get out of children's way, not let them go first, say "Oi!" when they try and give their mothers dirty looks when they dare question me.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I still listen to jjj does that rule me out Nah, I can't remember what I did yesterday, have to use google to work out how old I am and yep, have the occasional grump-a-thon moment.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am far too overqualified for this union....unless I can join for free?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' I reserve the right to not get out of children's way, not let them go first, say "Oi!" when they try and give their mothers dirty looks when they dare question me. I'm even struck with this dance when i drop my kids off to daycare ... No dance with me though, more like a Spanish bullfight scene ...R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I respect the right to demand respect. and demand itand to keep demanding it oh FFS and they say we might need a hearing aid.
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Araps' I still listen to jjj does that rule me out Nah, I can't remember what I did yesterday, have to use google to work out how old I am and yep, have the occasional grump-a-thon moment. The Queue is growing steadily,c'mon zu7Who cares how long we have to get smacked by these sorts, before they let us be able to run around freely amongst them. Mado
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RHP User
12 years ago
to dominate their own threads.UGOF's recommended reading: 'Fridge Magnets are Bastards' by Mark Dapin. Funny when published whilst Howard was PM, poignant now. PM if you want me to post you my copy. It'll cost ya
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'Araps' I still listen to jjj does that rule me out Nah, I can't remember what I did yesterday, have to use google to work out how old I am and yep, have the occasional grump-a-thon moment. The Queue is growing steadily,c'mon zu7Who cares how long we have to get smacked by these sorts, before they let us be able to run around freely amongst them. Mado do it nekid????
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