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March 14

March 11 2009

"You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. " So girls, are you going to get on board? :)

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RHP User

17 years ago

Lol...you got buckleys. Besides Valentines isn't supposed to be just about the girl. The guy should be getting just as much back and will from the right girl. No need for another although this looks like a recycled joke email that has been circulating for many years. I haven't seen it take off yet so don't think this year will be any different.

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RHP User

17 years ago

Thanks. I'll let my wife and boyfriend know.

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RHP User

17 years ago

lol... why the hell not, im in. Now is that deep throat and medium?? shy

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RHP User

17 years ago

Well Fifo. I received this by text message last year. Only it was called, Steak, Blow Job and Shut the F**k up day. We don't normally celebrate Valentines Day but last year we did celebrate the above mentioned day. I can't say I was very successfull at the "Shut the F**k up" part but the Dr sure did like the rest!! No matter what, no doubt, some women will have to say about it, it was fun and something light hearted, we will definetely be celebrating again this year!!

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RHP User

17 years ago

Sure could spice It up a bit and go to a Nice restaurant with long table cloths :) That way I don't have to cook the steak lol. and of corse my shout :) Tahliaxxxx

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RHP User

17 years ago

I like your thinking tahlia. And the Shut the fuck up part coincides with the blow job. If she's talking, she's not doing it right! (Or enough) The only time she should be saying anything anyway is when you grab her head, pull it off your knob and blow in her eye. And when that happens, let her say whatever she wants!

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RHP User

17 years ago

"Perky Wicks" I can just see that scrolling through the credits too. Totally believable. 8)

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17 years ago

.. or not , who fffffukkin cares ?? ,, Count me in !!! Aint it about time summa yoo lil leddy`s started appreciating and adorning us fellaz... for bein .. " well ".. good fellaz !!! "So " wash me in Dettol and start smokin me pork cigar !! and pleeze remain orderly while yoo-all waitin in the queue. Dont want any chitter chatter to ruin me day now . ~~~Horrible~~~ pull me finger ? "OH BTW " i dont like well done steak ,, JUS cut its horns off and wipe its AZZ and that will do !!........." ok "

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RHP User

17 years ago

Went to the shop, bought my own steak and some B reakfast J uice... Happy days.

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RHP User

17 years ago

I've got me leather chaps, me big black boots and me whip's a cracking to keep the girls in line! Don't know if I can keep em quiet all day tho! A few have had their teeth removed just so as they don't chew on you too hard. You know how they like to chew their cud! And one of them's brother is lined up ready for the feast as well!

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17 years ago

..." chaps " ?,,.. poor " goil ",,. ive got some cream for that , ive replenished myself with enormous amounts of oysters,,. "SO " the creamza a plenty baby !!! Black boots an a whip ?,,.." fully sick idea " ill bring the wet tea towel ! Az for the brother ?,,.eeerm !,,. ME bein a modern thinking and non separatist , equal rights typa fukk-ass,, and iffen hes got a cranium thats ergonomically suitable for the base of an emu export bear can AND he dont call me mate ,, then tell im hes gotta start on "TRIAL bases only " !!! Tell the goils not to extract anymore teeth, i harbour no fear of small remnants of tooth picks , shards of credit cards or heavily amalgamated rear molars with a striking resemblance to a fffukkin asteroid . Ive always been of the belief , IF ya gonna get sucked off , then get sucked off like a man !!!... "Hands on hips ",,.. " head back ",,.. " lips puckered " " Deep breathing, in an out " Dettol morphine needles thread ~~~Horrible~~~ "GEEEEZARZ "...."ouch ",,.. thats so good baby !!!

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RHP User

17 years ago

Damn it Haggz, You are so fukkin' sexy when yr being manly. Wildly turned on

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