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Mating Rituals
September 12 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Shave legs Brush teeth Shower Get a glas of wine Play loud music Put "a little" makeup on Put on dress and jewelry picked out earlier Pull on stockings (in winter) Stop my dogs from jumping up against me an potentially ruining said stockings Put on heels Brush hair Check bag to see if I have everything I need Done!
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sweetgem
12 years ago
If it's a real dating date, I always: - Get a medicure and pedicure done - Then comes to having a facial done - Get hair treatment done - Pick the right clothing and shoes - Pick the right jewelery/accessories to match with my clothes - Pick the right perfume too lol For meet of RHP, I don't do as much, just make sure I wear the right clothes, face is tidy (no oily face, eyebrows trimmed, etc.) and hair looks silky and straight :-)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
to club handle so I don't lose grip whilst swinging at proposed mates head... Roll around in closet dung to ensure I SMELL like surroundings.. Take wind direction into consideration so as to approach against the wind.. thus stealth mode approach. Contol breathing and try Not to grunt too much.. Makesweetlittle bird sounds so said proposed THINKS all is safe and quiet... Stuff like that..... *shrugs*
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Lube the trigger mechanisms on my rifle and clean the barrels. Get out my cartridge kit and load my shells, bit of powder, primer then shot, seal cartridge. Roll around in closet dung to ensure I SMELL like surroundings.. Take wind direction into consideration so as to approach against the wind.. thus stealth mode approach. I can circular breathe which I have perfected as a professional didgeridoo enthooooosiassssst!!) so controlling my breathing comes naturally. I only grunt when mounting my quarry how much depends on the quality of the quarry..... Makesweetlittle bird sounds so said proposed THINKS all is safe and quiet...then BAM!!! lmao
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On_Safari
12 years ago
If I divulged my secrets I'd have to kill you.....all -.- hahaha
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RHP User
12 years ago
turn the light off,leave the door open,and a glass of milk and cookies on the table
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RHP User
12 years ago
1 thing most males lack, although my daughter seems to think I have it right, I'm never satisfied with my attire. Kudos to those who can make this work with that.
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RHP User
12 years ago
LOL The male will puff out his chest, fans his feathers, does it little strut (he may be colorful) and its the Peahen who chooses to walk or stay, depending on his dance.When you're a NATURAL beauty like myself and like many other ladies on here, there is no need to do "The Peacock Dance", puff your chest out and dance your little strut.LOL Where's that mechanical device - Hunting season has just begun. :)FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
LMAO NINJA Santa...HEHE I know why Santa is always happy, Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'cavey50' to club handle so I don't lose grip whilst swinging at proposed mates head... Roll around in closet dung to ensure I SMELL like surroundings.. Take wind direction into consideration so as to approach against the wind.. thus stealth mode approach. Contol breathing and try Not to grunt too much.. Makesweetlittle bird sounds so said proposed THINKS all is safe and quiet... Stuff like that..... *shrugs* so hair doesn't slip through fingers while dragging.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Because most males come to my area and I have to be prepared I make sure my home and bedroom is clean.I shave my legs my pussy and I have my toe nails colored, shower,brush my teeth fluff up my hair,Cream my body and apply lipstick and perfume.dress nicely, my best asset is my face and my boobs, so I need to dress to show both very clearly and off I go.I wish myself good luck and thats all.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Spray on some Gucci.
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RHP User
12 years ago
which one of my personalities is going to do the most talking on this date and dress accordingly
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Because apparently we're all ugly and stink! Lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lmao mr green !! Probably explains my spillages, knocks and stumbles... Hp xo 💌 Terribly clumsy... #Believe
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RHP User
12 years ago
Go for a run, then get fresh (shower, hair, teeth, etc!), then pick outfit. But honestly - there isn't really a "ritual" i stick to, nor do I feel the need to put on some moby and get my zen on. My efforts usually go into organizing a fun night - as opposed to getting myself ready before the date.
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RHP User
12 years ago
1. Find a truckstop 2. Shower after hosing down the cubicle in steam, ammonia, and hospital grade disinfectant. 3. Ensure girdle still fits. 4. Eat garlic and sardines. 5. Blow wave pubes 6. Turn up an hour early to sight evacuation plan. Lol- Posted from rhpmobile
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BrightBubbly
12 years ago
Don't forget to vajazzle the vajayjay !!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
LOL @ Spac Filler and vajazzle.Made me laugh alright - that I almost chocked on my milkshake!!FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Perm Pubes, Chest Hair and moustacheEnsure hair and in particular side-burns are of Bee Gees standardsMusk up - Sex panther by Odeon, made by real pantherEnsure wit and intellect are in tact. Spend three minutes reading favorite quotes from "the game".
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RHP User
12 years ago
My Pour Homme is about exhausted, possibly Guilty Black next.I like point 6 sirlurkalot
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'cwhereitgoes'Kudos to those who can make this work with that. A one-colour dress with heels is my staple. You should try it!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Brazillian wax few days before...nothing worse than chicken just been plucked skin!!! Lift some weights at the gym that morning Wash hair then oil bath and shave legs Nice lingerie and outfit Minimal jewellery (less to take off )
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RHP User
12 years ago
Pedicure $40 - $60Manicure $50_$80Wax $50-$150Toiletries $50-$100Perfume $60-$200Hair products $40-$100Shoes $40-$150Handbag $40-$200Accessories $30-$80Time taken to get ready 2hrs or moreTurn up on 1st meet/date, knowing gent took 5mins to get ready!!ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!! FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'slickz' Perm Pubes, Chest Hair and moustacheEnsure hair and in particular side-burns are of Bee Gees standardsMusk up - Sex panther by Odeon, made by real pantherEnsure wit and intellect are in tact. Spend three minutes reading favorite quotes from "the game"."60% of the time, it works everytime..."
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RHP User
12 years ago
all door handles from the inside.put pillow in front of flat screen tv with sports showing.fill the fridge with beerplace a hundred dollar bill and a thank you note by the bed.invite my girlfriends leave the food in my teeth in case he wants a snack while we are kissing.brush the armpitsplatt the pubsput on sexy ugg bootstake of my pants and take out my teeth.lube up the spot between my huge tits sound proof the roomput away my plastic blow up man dollhave a spring load on the door when they are done to they do not knock themselves out trying to get away.LadyT ever ready
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ben Stiller.....Something about Mary......hair cream.That is all.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think..... I dunno WHAT to think actually... Started listening to sweet little bird calls..... and yep.. will Keep Resin on hands.. :)
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