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Messages gone funnily awry 😀
October 28 2015
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RHP User
10 years ago
but trying to visualise a "ducking radish" ... hmmm.... a butt plug with feathers!!! LOL
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RHP User
10 years ago
Of course it's ducking...doesn't wanna be sliced and diced😨😨xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
I've sent a message to my MIL with 'xoxoxo' at the end. Silly me forgot to check before hitting send... those kisses and hugs auto corrected to 'coconut cock' 🙊😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Mine have been reasonably innocent, but I do remember receiving a text once from my lover saying he loved making me come with his mother. Mouth! MOUTH!!!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Best you also duck, don't think, just duck, (as holding the radish up in front of you to protect you may not save you)
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RHP User
10 years ago
You quack me up!
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Hottie1
10 years ago
Loving the responses, having quite the giggle ;) Mary xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' You quack me up! Whatever you do, do not quack when ducking in front of a Radish, it will just draw attention to yourself (mind you, sounds similar to the sound a radish makes when you break it in half) "quack" (and goes great with a bit of salt)
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RHP User
10 years ago
"Mate: I am ashamed of myself... I have been tapping your WIFE - It isn't JUST the act that I am ashamed of, but the sneaky way I have been keeping tabs on you.. and knowing your movements, and waiting for you to go to work, or church or shopping when I do it...""Mate: I can only say 'Sorry' and explain that I really am dissatisfied with what I am getting at home, and THAT in itself made me weak, an search out something more satisfactory from YOUR side of the fence""Please forgive me!!"Fck.... he "Lost his shit...." grabbed his gun straight away and shot his wife dead....Just as the shot echoed away, he got my NEXT text..."Fck mate... sorry.. AUTOCORRECT is a bitch.. your WIFI mate... Not your WIFE"
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RHP User
10 years ago
Got one last night saying 'only exercise my missy room' haha translated 'please excuse my messy room' i just laughed and replied in a cheery way, middle eastern so possibly a mix of language and auto correct. Duck is the funniest one though. Duck yeah just doesn't have the same ring to it, or on a bad day telling someone to duck off might be a blessing in disguise - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
But I sent s guy I was dating a long, detailed, amourous good morning message. I thought it was strange that he didn't reply for a while until, later that day, I got a message that started with "wow! Was that message really for me?!". I'd sent it to a guy I knew in UK. I also sent an x rated message to my boyfriend. Turned out I sent it to a friend with the same first name instead. I couldn't apologise enough.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'WiccaWitch' But I sent s guy I was dating a long, detailed, amourous good morning message. I thought it was strange that he didn't reply for a while until, later that day, I got a message that started with "wow! Was that message really for me?!". I'd sent it to a guy I knew in UK. I also sent an x rated message to my boyfriend. Turned out I sent it to a friend with the same first name instead. I couldn't apologise enough. Oh my god, I've done the same thing, glad I'm not the only one. I was texting 2 guys at the same time, you know quick responses, hit send, back to the other one, and on it went until I stuffed up royally haha I still laugh thinking about it. One I'd known for a while and so the stuff said was really full on, culminating in me expressing where and how I wanted him to do me but it was short sharp and direct, the second I hit send I glanced up and realised I'd sent it to the other guy who I'd only just started communicating with. Goooooooood I screamed out loud, said something to myself like 'noooooo I didn't just do that no no no' then laughed hysterically for days after, but also had to quickly send another message to level things off a bit. The new guy was delighted of course, couldn't believe it, his response was something like 'fuck yeah' No unusual for me to get into this kind of speak fairly fast but the timing was all out, it didn't fit into the rhythm of our conversation, just was seemingly thrown in randomly. He was really turned on by it so it didn't matter, but god, after that, I was paranoid I'd send wrong messages to family or something like that, try to always check the top of the screen before sending now, but I don't always, It'll happen again, no doubt
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RHP User
10 years ago
ducking radish is so funny though, haven't actually received one of those
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'cavey50' "Mate: I am ashamed of myself... I have been tapping your WIFE - It isn't JUST the act that I am ashamed of, but the sneaky way I have been keeping tabs on you.. and knowing your movements, and waiting for you to go to work, or church or shopping when I do it...""Mate: I can only say 'Sorry' and explain that I really am dissatisfied with what I am getting at home, and THAT in itself made me weak, an search out something more satisfactory from YOUR side of the fence""Please forgive me!!"Fck.... he "Lost his shit...." grabbed his gun straight away and shot his wife dead....Just as the shot echoed away, he got my NEXT text..."Fck mate... sorry.. AUTOCORRECT is a bitch.. your WIFI mate... Not your WIFE" Awesome cavey, the difference one letter can make
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RHP User
10 years ago
Most recent funny one was 'oven box' that one had me scratching my head, was supposed to be glove box. How auto correct gets oven out of glove? Anyway, my box is like an oven most days lol
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