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Milking stool...

January 16 2018

The old milking stool was mentioned in another thread which triggered a memory.... Hella long legged women (and cross dressers) wearing stilettos and those cute little tartan skirts. I mean, seriously, I’m 6’ tall but those legs with still Egos? I can’t stand on tippy toes for long. How’s a bloke supposed to... I mean, you’re bent over the nearest warm car bonnet... but if even I can’t reach? What’s the go with these shoes? It makes me feel like a Chihuahua going at a greyhound. Am I meant to wrestle you to the ground first? Which reminds me. Long hair? Guys, how do you do a woman with wonderful long hair? I’m such a clumsy oaf. When’re I’m in that situation I end up, somehow, pulling it. But by accident. You know, not on purpose, which would be a thing... I mean grabbing hold of those hips And thrusting, then inevitably collapsing forward with a heavy sigh.... plant both palms either side of her so as not to crush this darling nymph under a 100kg pulsing bulk of muscle, only to plant both palms on long luscious hair spreading from arsehole to breakfast time all over the workshop. How do you manage it? I mean... That stuff gets everywhere. What’s your technique? Where the heck do you cum if not on all that hair ...... please explain how you manage the situation. Long legs, long hair. It’s troubling! I’ve been avoiding these traits to avoid a repeat of those episodic tragedies. Hugs Gaz

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RHP User

8 years ago

Are you a dwarf? LC.

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RHP User

8 years ago

Considering some of the cross dressers I’ve met have been 6 foot 5” + in their heels I’m not surprised. I’ve had somewhat of a similar experience trying to root people on a sex swing, getting the strap on angle right while I was on my tippy toes was hard work!!!!...... !!!........!!!

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RHP User

8 years ago

I am not a dwarf

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SydneySteve

8 years ago

I’m no dwarf but in saying that I ain’t no giant either I’m 5foot 8 I must say I haven’t had a problem positioning Seriously I’d stand on a milk crate if it meant I’m going to get a shot away Bahahahha - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

8 years ago

Isn't that the cute little wooden stool that milkmaids would sit on when they milked cows by hand? 🤔😛

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RHP User

8 years ago

Midget either... sorry politically correct....a little person or as in Game of Thrones an IMP. Anyone else on here love Game of Thrones? Oh my Vikingz will be on soon!!! But I wear stilts to make me taller.

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RHP User

8 years ago

The milking stool was for your prostate... Mr D - Posted from rhpmobile

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gazpacho

8 years ago

IKEA sell kitchen steps... about 300mm high. They work a treat when you’ve got someone in stilettos 👠 bent over the kitchen bench. Perhaps RHP can negotiate a group discount on our behalf? Hugs Gaz - Posted from rhpmobile

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gazpacho

8 years ago

I know a “gal” named Samantha who is 6’6” in her heels (and police woman outfit). That truncheon of hers is something to be suspicious of. She could poke an eye out with that! Hugs Gaz - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

8 years ago

Im lost....I have all these visions going on in my mind of a cute wooden milking stool and me dressed up in a milkmaid outfit with plaits haha hate to say this but "please explain" - Posted from rhpmobile

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gazpacho

8 years ago

Few implements are as versatile as the good old milking stool. Dressed resplendent with your plaits swishing, you can use same for standing upon (as was implied for my use, to reach with good purchase for rooting, the stilleto wearing subject leaning gracefully over kitchen bench with bottom aloft) or to be sat upon as is the custom of those who frequent a glory hole, for instance, the perfect crutch height, so as not to sully the stockings upon the knees (wearing Dunlop volleys is highly recommended in those circumstances). For those who are height challenged a milking stool assists one to reach the benchtop height! These devices do not discriminate! You can even obtain said milking stools with concealed tool box underneath the seat padding in which sex accessories, wet wipes and other paraphernalia are stored. No home should be without one standard issue milking stool. Hugs Gaz

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gazpacho

8 years ago

Haha, Meander, Although some years have past since I was last on a RHP, I still retain an armpit fetish. Noms. Samantha got married recently, for real. The bride! I truly wish I’d been there for it. It was while I was away. I didn’t know you attend NBO. I haven’t been for ages.... I’m still 10kg off my “fit to fuck” bronze medal .... so maybe before winter! Lol. Hugs Gaz

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