M58
Morning glory.
November 29 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
To deflate instantly, just think of your mum. If this doesn't do the trick, you'll need to see a psych :-D
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RHP User
12 years ago
The other evening I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally drank from my liquid paper.... .... next morning i woke with a huge correction. Even the most persistent erection will subside if you get busy doing "get ready to leave the house" duties.So be honest.......Why would you tell her?!You wanted a reaction..... hedging your bets. Couldnt think of a reason... uh huh lol Oversleptjust woke upnot ready yet were you still dreaming when you crafted this topic, perhaps lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lol! DG - Posted from rhpmobile
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Plain280
12 years ago
When you wake up in the morning and the body switches itself back on, some blokes get an erection and they dont know why as they cant recall the dream. Well I have to disappoint you fellas, but theres a crossed wire somewhere, your body actually wants to empty the bladder as part of the waking process, right area, just a different reaction. So sit on the toilet to have a piss and none of this standing and spraying all over the joint and mornnig glory should go away. Yes it is painful and if you have a burning sensation naughty boy see your doctor for the obligatory examination.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lol gotta hate that when the dick is quicker than the wit eh?? I can't say this happens all the time, and I don't if there is a time for an inappropriate boner....just an inappropriate way if dealing with it lol Had that been me, I'd have simply said "it's hard to explain, but I'll be down soon" :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
....a hard man is always good to find...Mae
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RHP User
12 years ago
Morning glorys are usually best diffused with urinating. That being said, I feel your pain Blindman, past few months I've been awoken every night in the middle of the night by the discomfort of a raging hard on, this happens in the mornings as well. Best thing i did was find a friend who likes to be woken up in the middle of the night or morning i guess :D
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Every morning men wake up to this catch-22: you desperately have to pee, but you have an erection, which makes it hard to urinate, but the hard-on won't go away until you empty your bladder. If you take Viagra, you're even more likely to face this problem of the wood that won't go away. It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself. You may have developed your own technique for dealing with this catch-22, but if not, here are some methods to take care of the aiming part, customized for the angle of your dangle. The Flying Wallenda If your erection angles up acutely, pointing at the ceiling, you’re out of luck. Your best bet is to install a trapeze over your toilet so you can hang upside down and let gravity do the rest. Warning: Attempting this maneuver using the shower curtain rod may result in head injury. Strong Arming This is the brute force method. If your penis points straight out or up, you may have to bend it to your will. Grasp the shaft or press down on the top gently but firmly so your boner bends downward, pointing toward the bowl. Keep the pressure on and don’t let it slip, or you may end up spraying the wall or squirting yourself in the face. Note: In some cases this won’t work because bending constricts the flow of urine too much. If your erection is too hard, don’t force it down – you could break something, seriously. The Lunge If your morning wood slopes at a downward angle, consider yourself blessed. All you need to do is lunge forward so your stream of urine angles into the toilet. This prevents you from overshooting the bowl. Toward the end, as your stream gets weaker, you can deepen the lunge to avoid dribbling on the floor. Downward Dog This position will work for just about anybody, but it is a little difficult to get into, and – if someone walks in on you – potentially kind of embarrassing. Stand facing away from the toilet, with a foot on either side of the bowl. Bend forward at the waist until you’re touching the floor (or the opposing wall, or the tub, depending on your bathroom layout). Adjust your stance so your junk is well inside the bowl - you don't want the pee to run down your front. If you get caught, claim that you like to wake up with a morning yoga workout. Note: This position may encourage you to take better aim in general, since it will bring you face-to-face with the residue of near-misses and splatters that coat the floor and outer bowl surface. The Plank Another one for guys who point straight out or slightly down. Stand a foot or two away from the toilet and lean forward, supporting your weight by putting your hands on the wall above the toilet. Take aim and hold your body rigid. This position also strengthens your abs and core muscles. The Girly Man Sometimes you just have to suck it up and sit down to pee. Sit on the john with your legs apart and lean forward so your penis points down into the bowl. You may have to press down on your erection slightly to make sure you don't pee out and down the front of the bowl. And no, sitting down doesn’t make you any less manly, especially if there are extenuating circumstances. What? You say it’s so long you can’t keep it from dragging in the water? Oh, alright then. Leg Up It’s not uncommon to have an erection that curves to one side or the other. If yours does this, you’ll need to compensate accordingly. Use the bathroom walls to brace yourself as you balance on one foot and tilt your body until your curve is pointing down toward the toilet bowl. You might want to install a grab bar by the toilet if you do this regularly. The Superman If you're a man of steel in the morning, you might as well be a superhero. Tie on the bedsheet for a cape, mount the bowl in a single bound, and make like you're flying. Hopefully the pressure relief will be like Kryptonite for your boner. Because I really DO CARE!!!
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On_Safari
12 years ago
Morning wood, morning glory, early riser, breakfast boner, morning tent, whatever you call it, waking up with an erection after a refreshing night’s sleep is one of the more invigorating aspects of being a man. If you’ve ever worried that there’s something wrong with you, there is absolutely no cause for alarm – it happens to all healthy men who don’t suffer from physiological erectile dysfunction and is perfectly natural. Here are a couple of interesting facts about morning glory which you may not have been aware of before: while it normally lasts for 20 to 30 minutes, it can persist for as long as two hours or more. it happens to adults, boys and babies and is even observed in utero; it typically happens three to five times a night and not just in the morning; it usually happens during periods of REM (rapid eye movement) sleep when the brain experiences heightened activity and vivid dreams occur, but it’s not actually related to having arousing or erotic dreams; the fancy medical jargon for a spontaneous erection during sleep is nocturnal penile tumescence; A test for impotence Doctors may use the occurrence of nocturnal penile tumescence as a test for erectile dysfunction or impotence. The patient is asked to wear a small elastic computer device or, more simply, a band of perforated paper tape around his penis at night. Over a period of a few nights, this device can monitor changes in the girth of the penis while the man is asleep. If nocturnal penile tumescence is detected in a man who cannot achieve an erection while awake, his erectile dysfunction is probably the result of a psychological condition like sexual anxiety rather than having a physiological reason. Causes It might be said that having three to five “unused” hardons every night is a bit of waste. So what are the causes of nocturnal penile tumescence? Scientists aren’t certain, but have proposed a number of theories: Some researchers have suggested that morning wood can also be caused by a man’s bed partner arousing him in his sleep by making physical sexual advances. Nocturnal penile tumescence may be caused by a full bladder, which is known to cause mild stimulation of a region of the spinal cord which contains the nerves that control a man’s ability to have so-called reflex erections. While he’s awake, this mild stimulation is believed to be suppressed by various other distractions which are not present when he’s asleep. During an erection the penis’ corpora cavernosa are engorged by blood, resulting in increased tissue oxygenation, which in turn helps to prevent cavernous fibrosis, one of the most common causes of erectile dysfunction. The theory is that the brain stimulates the penis into regular sleep-time exercises to keep it well maintained and healthy. During REM sleep, the brain’s heightened activity causes various neurological signals and the release of hormones, including testosterone, which together may lead to an involuntary erection.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I too love to wake up with a morning wood 😍 .........borrowed ofcourse! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' The theory is that the brain stimulates the penis into regular sleep-time exercises to keep it well maintained and healthy. Other wise known as a pissy fat......Bloody hell!.......what a chatter box u r Indy, xknots
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RHP User
12 years ago
That's why I love morning sex....that hard on is just SO much harder!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I miss waking up next to such a lovely thing :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Downward Dog had me in stitches. "Note: This position may encourage you to take better aim in general, since it will bring you face-to-face with the residue of near-misses and splatters that coat the floor and outer bowl surface."
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wingman2014
12 years ago
I use it to hang my towel while having a shave each morning . - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I love, love, love waking up to a hard man... Hasn't happened in ages 😢
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RHP User
12 years ago
So thankful my hub's has this 'problem'... No better way to start the day!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
if you don't know how to deal with it by now.......
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RHP User
12 years ago
I know that when ever I wake from a dream it is raging, and I mean it is as hard as steal. Having a piss in the morning is next to impossible. If I am desperate I will stand back and lean forward supporting myself with one hand, with the other pointing my member down and push hard, even then I can only get a little out. I do not wear undies at night as it will get caught up and become very painful. It is great when I am sleeping with a lover and can get a couple of sessions in a night. But strangely it is not all that sensitive when its so hard, and the orgasms are rather ordinary. Even when i get very sleepy it starts to harden and I can be completely unaware of it. The really weird thing is that the more I want it to subside the less it will cooperate. Most times on my own by the time I am dressed it has returned to normal. But not that morning. In the end I just put on the longest shirt I could find, tucked it sideways into my undies and went out. Oh well guess it better then it not working at all. It also happens after lots of exercise, but I also get very horny then. I used to surf at Trig and then have to walk two km along the beach back to Scarborough where I lived. It can be a very busy beach and there were some very sexy women that would stroll along the beach wearing next to nothing. Very hard to hide a boner under a skin tight wet suit especial if you are unaware that you are hard as.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Every and each morning I wake hard. so I am such a person that loves morning sex , simple:)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Wish I cld have someone to hold my morning wood when I awake ;),,
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Zsuza69
12 years ago
Have sex - Posted from rhpmobile
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captainkaos
12 years ago
I am showing my age but we were wearing tight jeans in the late eighties. Probably stone wash as well. lol. I would get a hard-on quite a lot. Don't know why but even whilst driving. Still love driving to this day. lol. I had to go to the front of the class for some reason, maybe pick up some papers from the teacher when he called me up. The girls in the front row could see perfectly and all they were all smiling.................probably trying hard not to laugh.
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On_Safari
12 years ago
To my morning wood, mmmmm give it to me Woody 😍
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'wingman2013'I use it to hang my towel while having a shave each morning . - Posted from rhpmobile I've seen that trick
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On_Safari
12 years ago
That I want you guys to be in tune with the natural health of your bodies and if you aren't getting morning wood then to go see a Dr to ensure your mental health and penile functionality. I actually found the topic and it's being a potential indicator of the onset of ED bloody informative!!! Having had 2 erectile dysfunctional Lovers I think anything that can be done to make you blokes more informed, aware and look after yourselves better to be of benefit. And yes I am a chatterbox on here and fckg painfully shy, quiet and reserved in person. 👻 So there!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Morning glory rocks, it's up there on the list of best things ever :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
are you Dr.Jekyl and Ms.Hide?
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