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My Love For My Own Cock
March 01 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
how awful it would be if you didn't love your dick....who would want to see it or touch it....and certainly nobody would want to suck it....there is nothing worse than an embarrassed cock...it would hang his head in shame,never want to venture out past the fly,stay covered up,hiding from the world and any passing vaginas.... Be proud of Mr.Penis I say,let him meet and greet as many as possible,dress him up nicely,undress him with aplomb but always make sure he plays nicely with others. xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
... not sure what to write .. but I had a peek .. or was that the intention?????
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RHP User
12 years ago
You need to go back to the forum post from miss letonya " write a letter to your vagina or cock" i think you will find your not alone. - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Welcome Jack. Your OK Jack, I see your one very very proud owner. Have you given it a name yet? Please can I name it - pretty please? Can I name it........Mr.Dick Hungwell or Mr. Dick C.Normas!! Ms.Foxy proud owner of a pretty vagina. :)
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Sorry got a bit excited! ;) Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
on a man who loves his dick oh so much ;) But I doubt you're the first man who's a bit cock-obsessed. Hard to believe, I know. To be honest, I've always been a bit cock-obsessed too. I've wanted one of my own, attached, so I can feeeeeeeeel it from the inside, you know? Like, I've wanted that for_ev_er! But alas, I'll just have to find others to play with and worship (one day, when I'm in the mood again!). OP, I think if you'd written a post like that as a 40-year-old man I'd probably laugh you off as an immature git with a one-dimensional obsession, not capable of really connecting etc etc blah blah. But you're 25, so you're allowed to be an immature git ;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
In years to come, it will pass. You'll still like it however you will grow out of your obsession - we hope. As your your under the impression everyone else loves it as much as you do, I recommend changing your GP, or getting generic as opposed to proprieatary branded drugs . Remember there are three sides to every story. If your a troll you can forget the post and move on to your next insightful and informative post under your other usernames. Someone had to say it, may as well be me.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm sure you and your cock will be very happy together. But please.... as well as you say you know how to use it, and as much as you clearly adore it..... remember to make room for someone else. After all..... 50% of the people around you have one too. - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
And what do the other 50% or people have?? A vagina? Foxy
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LittleBitWeird
12 years ago
Should share it more
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RHP User
12 years ago
Wish I could see . Only a guest me, doesn't gets to perve on restricted pics of men or women's dicks nor even nipples or bums sometimes But do please enoy a look at my kitty No Princess me
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
If only I could send you a pic of a penis wearing a watch! It add a whole new meaning to bling bling and accessories. Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
I hope the Love of Your Life doesn't lead you astray ... GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
These different point of views are fantastic.. all the men commenting though are rather negative.. but all the women commenting are positive.. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
is the fact negatives are positive
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gazpacho
12 years ago
I'm not convinced your dick is worthy of blatant public self promotion. The issue is that, as a guest I can't actually see your Restricted rating profile pics... I.e. All of your pics. And, a great dick needs a decent set of spuds or else all that squelching doesn't quite sound right without some solid slap slap slap noises, you know? Anyway, if you want your cock certified, I suppose you could drop in next time you're in Sydney and I'll take a bit of a look under the hood for you. Hugs Creepy daddy.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' If only I could send you a pic of a penis wearing a watch! It add a whole new meaning to bling bling and accessories. Foxy I found an interesting thread about, 'cumming on time'... LOL. And Lots of links to Miley Cyrus wearing penis underwear... whatever. But no pics, I'm prolly looking in the wrong places, and now I'm intrigued.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Have you ever thought about dressing up your cock? Women loooooooooooove entertainment! Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'jackbro284' These different point of views are fantastic.. all the men commenting though are rather negative.. but all the women commenting are positive.. - Posted from rhpmobile Um.... did you start the topic expecting 100% of (male or female) respondents to bow down and idolise your dick as much as you do?! Ahhhh... the naivety of youth lol DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'jackbro284' These different point of views are fantastic.. all the men commenting though are rather negative.. but all the women commenting are positive.. - Posted from rhpmobile Its own post code, I have a lover with one like that. I cant see your dick, but unless a dick is attached to a nice face, a brain that thinks outside the box ( pardon the pun) when it comes to a woman's needs, well its not much good to anyone but its owner. that being said, If I had a dick I would be bloody happy as can be as the big O would be at my finger tips every single time I stuck it some place. But the thing is kiddo, your dick will eventually let you down, it will stay down when You want it up, it will blow its load five seconds into the pussy conversations, where as the pussy ,well its a tricky kitty and it just keeps on going, with a little help from hormones and lube its a stayer rather than a sprinter. the shame is that women don't often appreciate their cunt as much as a man does his cock. Maybe its because its not sticking out there in front of us every day. nothing wrong with loving your pink bits.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'd be 100% Proud and Obsessed too. Meeka may want to mould you for her next strapon. Just don't become too cock sure of yourself. I can say that. I'm older. And Foxy, yes the penis wearing a watch, definitely an adult man's watch, was interesting.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
A little hint fellas....a small face on a watch does not make it appear bigger! Foxy
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gazpacho
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Have you ever thought about dressing up your cock? Women loooooooooooove entertainment! Foxy That would be right. How humiliating. It's a cock ffs, not a chiwawa. Next thing you know there will be cocks carried around in women's handbags. HugsGazpacho
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RHP User
12 years ago
Many a dick can get up....... but if people need to meet a dick first..... good luck getting it IN..... And get comfortable having sex Star Wars style...... Han(d) Solo
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
It's so obvious, you're a pussy whisperer not a Dick whisperer! Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
The makers of vajazzle crystal designs have heard your prayers, and answered them with 'Pejazzle', a line of "stick on crystals just for men." They go above your penis to make it prettier! . We're not really surprised are we? Peachy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Think that might have cum first...
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
OH I just love Pejazzling! Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Remember the cock dressed up as an Angry Bird.....very disturbing on sooooo many levels:-) xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
Not everyone's cup of tea... but me n he didn't meet him for tea. We liked him, he had a sense of humour and loved his bit of play with the Angry Bird. It was the angry reactions and sick accusations that disrurbed me, the lack of open minds and sense of humour. Still it led me to find a range of stuffed toys for the cock, includng the Angry Bird which was reassuring to me, that it takes all sorts. RHP is really a very small fish bowl. They were, at least, his own pics. Hehe. . I loved following Litonya's thread that BigO mentioned earlier in this thread. It's awesome to me to see a celebration of our love for our sexual parts... It is the same thing I've loved about this thread. . It's been a refreshing change lately, to the dick bashing (scuse the pun :-P), we see so much of in the forums. . Teehee Foxy, I just love the internet!!! So much to see... and do...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I forgot you were the President: R.S.P.C I.O. (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Inanimate Objects)
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Cock pic with bling bling of jewels. Now that would bring some sparkle to my eyes! Diffenent colors, shapes, be just like bangles women wear.. Just think, it would be great business - Pejazzing Penises..LOL Foxy *Goes looking in her handbag to see if there is anything I could pe-jazzle a penis with.*
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I found a chihuahua puppy in my handbag, wearing a bling bling diamond collar - his name is "pito chico". Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've seen pejazzling today that led me to imagining more than looking but tasting and smelling. We have edible undies etc... how about sprinkles, shapes, glitters, spirals, cages, powders in candy, chocolate, savoury etc flavours?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Except some twit who wasn't too bright!
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RHP User
12 years ago
At least Peachy I am el Presidente and not a Dicktator:-) .....perhaps there is a range of plushies for penises.....cuddly cock rings,furry ball sacks.....the list is endless xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
At least Peachy I am el Presidente and not a Dicktator:-) .....perhaps there is a range of plushies for penises.....cuddly cock rings,furry ball sacks.....the list is endless xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
That's funny....I thought you where a bit of a Dictakor ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
I like big cocks and i cannot lie you other sisters cant deny when a guy walks in with itty bitty balls and a long thing in your face he is hung.. wanna pull it and tug coz u notice that cock was hot deep in the pussy he's pumping i'm hooked and i can't stop humpin' Oooooh hotty i want ya in ma pretty pussy of pleasureeee my hoes they tried to warn me but that cock you've got makes m-m-me so hornaayyyyy chortle chortle pretty cocks arreee budifal ... so long as they fill my teeny tiny punani and pump me nice and hard i'm a happy little lassy oh so classy i even like it in my assy :D
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hilarious Ms Freaky...now how did I instinctively know you were from the Goldie:-) xQ
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lol Nice body too ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am curious to know why this guy appears to be praised, while golden dick weirdo gets crucified? Is it due to the Australian tall poppy syndrome?Is it due to the consensus that the golden dick needs to be pulled down a peg or two cause he is too arrogant? And if so, why is it the role of us as the general public to decide? Its interesting if nothing else lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Maybe these two should get a room and praise all over each other. That would work... right?!
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Tart_Du_Jour
12 years ago
I often buy my dick flowers and serenade it deep into the night. I mean, there is no reason my cock shouldn't feel properly wooed or appreciated right? I wonder if you can get a diamond covered cock ring, then I could finally propose to it.
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Wild_Pagan_Love
12 years ago
And who said narcissism was on the way out.
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Seachange73
12 years ago
I don't know how to address this post. am baffled. It must be difficult to be totally in awe of your member as though it is a totally separate entity from yourself. But good on you for loving it and why not. Lol. Is there a name for this type of love? Do you pat it to sleep, read it a bedtime story, talk to it to discuss world events? How interesting... Glad you get turned on by it. But not too much I hope you want to give it a blow job. Wouldn't that be a bummer.... Have fun.
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