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Naming ya sexy bitz
October 20 2009
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RHP User
16 years ago
Naming your cock is stupid. Guys know that. However, let me assure you that your significant other will name your dick if you have not already given it a name. Fair warning. Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
BTW... "Salty" Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hmmm Gaz me knows lots of guys that name theirs, with no outside influence. Oi and ya liked Mr Pickles lol. Salty reminds me of the sea lion hehe. Grrr started humming the song to that show now. xx Miss Honey xx
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RHP User
16 years ago
must confess...neva thought of naming me bits....rofl...but have been asked various questions like...."Does your drill pack a punch?...."....haha...***well, have been searching drill ta see if it has attachment for punching glove, but can't find one***...oh miss_honey...MR SQUIGGLES?...OMG, though that might be a good name for Gazza's lol....And MUFFY!!!!??...ya sure that's the right name ya got there?...i would have thought muffy a good name for sumfink else...giggles now...mwahjose...
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Yes Miss, i could sicky tape some Paddle pop sticks to me thingy !....only if i can make a little tiger moth model,Tie it to ya G string and chase you around the house, Making machine gun noises..I'd even hire a smoke machine for atmosphere...Run Miss Run !
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RHP User
16 years ago
Ok i'm dreaming, my cock is hardly a personality in Perth...but a man can dream ! Trev .. <<<< ponders and visualises his penis wearing big sunglasses and a hat as he leaves his office incognito followed by snap happy paparazzi....
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RHP User
16 years ago
Mr Perthanality I love it!! A penis with a lisp hehe. Ok Jose' guess you will be Makita? Bosch? or Ryobi perhaps. Tam Tam me loves a little spitfire action too. Can ya wear the goggles and scarf too, and one of them little cheeky DICK Darstedly Mo's too. OOOO now there is a name hehe. xx Miss Honey xx <<< adjusting her flaps and lowering her landing gear
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tamworthguy46
16 years ago
Mayday Mayday.....i'm going down......"Splutter...Cough..Sputter....." The purple baron, barrel rolls and dives" and hopes the runway lights on Miss Honeys legs are lit ?............Splutter Splutter ! Could This be the end of "the baron" ?.......Will he end up in" mount funbags".....or the lush forest of the grandest canyon ! Or Will Dick Darstedly...whoever the fuck he is...Mmmm I think he friends with james Boag !.? make it there before "The Baron" ? " The barons Forums flash before him as he Plumets to the ground " with the smell of burnt paddle pop sticks and viagra in the air !
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RHP User
16 years ago
Oh no Tam Tam...quick put ya head between me knees! Stuff the oxygen masks I will teach ya to breathe through ya ears. Now was that one or two blows of the whistle ..finks I will just keep blowing. Tam Tam Dick Darstedly is from the Wacky Races cartoon with Muttley...donks him on the head wiv her lollipop..do ya member now? xx Miss Honey xx <<
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RHP User
16 years ago
thought of mini me but Im probably smaller than that hahahaha help me out guys its small but it is definately a cute one
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RHP User
16 years ago
hehe.. Dale... Cute? Dicks aren't cute. That's disgusting. hehe. Man up, lad.... lolz... what about a theme name... Lara Croft's "Womb Raider".. or maybe a cocktail... like "Pene Colada". HUgs Gazza
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RHP User
16 years ago
it would be "flying scotsman".. and that aint' because it will go non-stop london to edinburgh.LRE (geting up a head of steam)
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RHP User
16 years ago
lol LRE.. I've heard of "hairy bagpipes" before today but never heard of a dick named after a train. Hugs Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
or maybe not? Trev
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RHP User
16 years ago
hahaha womb raider hahaha yeah nice peewee colada more like it and hey mine is cute Gaz
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RHP User
16 years ago
Quoting 'gazpacho41' maybe a cocktail... like "Pene Colada". only if it cums served with a parasol in the end! (youch)
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RHP User
16 years ago
with a middle name of Alan for my man it's 'big al' all the way !!! LOL ;-)
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RHP User
16 years ago
Hehe.. Oh boo I've never named mine shame on me.. Maybe.. hoo-ha..?? But I've named other ppl's.. hope that counts?? Made the mistake of naming an old bf's one eyed snake.. "Twinky" You know the mostly American cream filled sponge cake desert thing.. And his balls were ring dings... The look on his face was priceless.. Another time a coworker was getting changed in the store room.. A larger girl that for some reason never wore a bra she had the weirdest boobies.. So I just had to name them for her.. Flap jacks.. Yep I scored a nasty look for that.. But fairs fair she called me an emo skank.. Lol Pixie xxx
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RHP User
16 years ago
always wished my name was Ben so I could put a wrist watch on it and show my mrs BIG BEN hahaha yeah poor joke but hey needed to be done
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RHP User
16 years ago
Choo Choo wouldnt be because it is one of ya favourite watering holes would it?Dale stick to womb raider me likies that one. Onya Gaz.xxMiss Honeyxx <<
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RHP User
16 years ago
From the movie How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days: Andie: Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play? Ben: Who's Princess Sophia? [Andie points at his crotch] Andie: Little, big, little, big... I don't know... we will find out! Ben: You can't name my member... Princess Sophia. Andie: Yes, I can! Ben: If you are gonna name my... member, you have to name it something hyper masculine. Something like Spike, or Butch, or Krull the Warrior King!
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