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December 06 2013

I am guessing that most of us on here have neighbours as we certainly do.Now having decided that I will work from home on Mondays I have noticed that 1 of my neighbours has a special visitor on a regular basis and it’s not his wife.It certainly has nothing to do with me , I am not affected by what goes onbut I must say MY GOD they are Noisy.Just thought I would share my neighbour experience and see what you might have to add.Mrs A

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    of looking @ it is if the tables were turned. You don't say what your affiliation is with your neighbour. Plenty of stuff happens everyday, some make things happen, some watch what happens and some wonder what happened. If your intrigued I'd broach the subject @ an appropriate time, however I'm a contrarian. And who is noisy? The neighbour or the visitor ?

  • smo669

    smo669

    12 years ago

    You might ask if you could join in, that would be more fun than just listening

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That's funny

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My buxom blonde neighbour....... has become known as Spa Girl........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Need I say more ? GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My neighbour and I became very close friends over the years. He would jump the back fence and I would meet him out the back, be that during the day or at night, he would even come inside the house, where I was naked on the couch waiting for him. This went on for a few years. Now I have moved and the neighbours here NO THANKS lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    When I was young but now nothing seems to happen. When I was 40 had 2 girls rent next door oh was that fun.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I've just recently welcomed an fwb into my home. Quiet ain't me, so it's funny to see and talk with my nosy neighbor bursting at the seams trying to find out who this friend is who comes over as soon as my kids go to their dads.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My neighbor asked me to have sex with her once but I didn't get around to it. We are still close friends but no longer living close by. She does come visit and we share a bed but we haven't had sex yet. Fucken friend zone! But I do get to slide my hands in her knickers sometimes. I don't understand women but I am happy. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That makes no sense to me at all! I have to assume she's waiting for you to make a move.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    meet Hubby at the bins to let him now of strange cars coming and going when he's not there and to ask "do I have to have the music so loud?" Yes, Yes I do...........

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    Hmmm I wonder what my neighbours think.....

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Likes to put on a show , hot young mother who obviously likes to tease. In summer she hops on the ride-on mower wearing a tight white Tshirt tied in a knot at the front , exposing her trim abs. Plus cowboy boots and hat . I have been known to watch from the garage window and busted the guy across the road perving on her too. Ahh so close ... But yet so far . - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If she's allowing you to slide your hand inside her knickers mate, it's far from the friend zone ;). She's clearly giving you the message to fuck her - Posted from rhpmobile

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Sunshine Man What are you doing? Diving in there looking for loose change for her cab fare? I think you need to redefine what you mean by Friend Zone . - Posted from rhpmobile

  • smo669

    smo669

    12 years ago

    Some of my neighbours, I'd SO love to bonk...... Would not dare to broach the possibility though

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sunshine..... She isn't allowing you to slide your hand inside her knickers....... she is inviting you to!!!! So...... why so timid about eating the fruits she's offering on a plate?! She won't reject you if you act boldly. Build some tension.... look at her for moments slightly linger than you'd normally do, wait for her eye signals to recognize what your eyes are saying..... then just lift her off the floor and onto the kitchen counter.... or guide her against the wall...... pause... and kiss her..... hard..... and with the intent if a man who she will sense knows how to fuck her like she needs a man to. She is waiting for you to act boldly, dominantly..... BUT..... respectfully and with her best interests of pleasure foremost in your mind. She 'might' shy away from such a sudden change in your nature.... if so, smile a little evil grin at her, and know that she will be waiting for you to try again later now that the ice has been broken. She hasn't said no.... she has said not yet. Focus on tension and release, tension and release.... and you will encourage her to express her growing desire. Focus on her pleasure and rewarding her for expressing herself with you. And let us know how it works out. DG - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Tension and release....tension and release....hmmmm....are we still talking seduction techniques or a quick fix for constipation?? :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    ...*sigh*...yes please, I do believe I love you 😘

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    She has a boyfriend up in Byron but it's only casual. It doesn't make sense to me either! But we do get to chat about sex and I love that. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    But her boyfriend isn't there while you've your hands in her knickers :p Besides....casual doesn't mean unavailable. She's talking to you through her actions, and that she's talking about sex... FFS Unleash the sex god and move forward to tasting her womanliness as it runs down her leg like liquid nectar :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I lived next door to a student house and this cute young boys bedroom backed onto mine. I just had to smile, crook my finger and he'd be over in a flash. Loved the convenience.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I share a 100 acre property with my parents.

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Dont you have Yowies down that way? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Could have fun playing hide and seek with 100 acres to choose from :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Nuthin' here but us and those brown snakes ...

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    12 years ago

    Lol didn't know you had it in you ole chum!!! Um and did I get you in trouble? :( "FFS Unleash the sex god and move forward to tasting her womanliness as it runs down her leg like liquid nectar :p" lol love it!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I think the pot maybe on low simmer ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    My dear, you've friend zoned yourself. Pretty awesome friend zone though. More than most 'friends' get. Giggle. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • JohnAnn2227

    JohnAnn2227

    12 years ago

    When we first moved into our house the neighbours behind us used to sunbake nude so it was a pleasant view. Unfortunately they sold and moved. Our next door neighbours are shift workers and have caught me being dropped home at 5am in nothing but a coat and heels by an old friend we used to play with. Our neighbour invited me over a few days later for coffee and, bless her, offered to help us with our marriage etc if we needed it. I had to come out and tell her that we were more than fine and that we shared fairly regularly. She was more embarrassed than I was at the end. Then she had 1000's of questions. LOL!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    For future reference Sunshine man, a woman wouldn't allow your hands into her panties if she wast willing to go all the way, well all the way with someone who knows what they are doing and two, casual boyfriend means she is not exclusive with him.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'sunshine_man' She has a boyfriend up in Byron but it's only casual. It doesn't make sense to me either! But we do get to chat about sex and I love that. Haul fish.... or cut bait. You gonna get wet n wild with her....... or talk about it all day like her best girlfriend with a dick?! 321.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It sounds like it's happened a few times now... So she has probably decided that he isn't interested in her sexually, and yes he has become the girlfriend with a dick now. Not sure if there is anyway to make a recovery now?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Stir_it_alot' FFS Unleash the sex god and move forward to tasting her womanliness as it runs down her leg like liquid nectar :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    One time my ex and I indulged in some Golden Shower play in the back yard. The one and only reason was knowing our female neighbour was watching us..We couldn't stand her.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    And that... is just how he n me got onto the idea of joining RHP, long time gone...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm loving the bro love that you're all showing each other and the Sunshine man. Awwww, can I pat you all on the bum on the way out. It's a big blokey love-in! 😍

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Once I shared a house with three other young ladies, and apparently one evening, one poor housie was tortured by the sounds of all three of the rest of us, doing the naaaasty in our respective bedrooms. Heehehahahaeheehhahahaha! Cruel, but so funny :) (And to predict suggestions of inviting her in, she doesn't sway that way otherwise... No no, don't shit or fuck where you eat, important life lesson #475) x CT