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New Years Resolution

January 01 2010

Alright, now try not to laugh....but most of us fail in our New Years resolutions, and I'm not sure how I'm going to go with this one. I am going to resolve not to self-pleasure until someone else pleasures me. Yes, you can pick yourselves up off the floor now and read further. Coming from someone that has a very healthy self-love schedule, this is more of a challenge than a resolution. I will not please myself until someone else has gone there this year. The more I go over it myself, the more I'm worried this will turn into the extended version of 40 days and 40 nights. Feel free to send your encouragement, Michael

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16 years ago

Greetings Michael, May I be the first in what I can only imagine will be a long line of ladies offering to assist you in pleasures of the 'other kind'? Of course, I have no idea of where Tapping is...or whether you like your women of an unsound mind and body....anyway the offer is there...even if it is at the expense of my self esteem & utter fear of rejection...so be it...lol ps: enjoy your treads/posts..keep em coming xx

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RHP User

16 years ago

myname and Customer, You are both deviates! I woke up this morning and instead of making the most of morning wood....I took the dog for a walk. I feel healthier already!.....then after cleaning the house...which is usually put off by the urge to do 'Ahem' other things, I log onto here. And here I am thinking there will be some positive support waiting...and here are two fully grown women trying to make the "situation" a little harder. I'm not complaining, its great to know that there are fine people just waiting to take advantage as soon as I cave I'll keep you posted....as long as I don't start biting the keyboard in frustration...... Cheers, Michael

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RHP User

16 years ago

Tapping is north of Wanneroo in Western Australia...so I think I'm safe for now....

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RHP User

16 years ago

Now ya see....I came back to do the right thing by our young RHP'er and try to render assistance..BUT...Trish...you just had to exacerbate an already tenuous situation..by exposing my weaknesses...for all things 'mmmm'....AND to make matters worse...mc mentioned 'morning wood' Impossible to reign in offers of a lewd and lascivious nature....NOW You should be thanking your lucky stars you're on the other side of Aus...mc (but if u say that...Im shouting Trish a return ticket to Tapping to do all manner of weird & wonderful things to you...lol)

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RHP User

16 years ago

Exactly how does a person get to Tapping from Sydney? For academic purposes of course. :p hugs Stalky

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RHP User

16 years ago

According to Google Maps on the trusty iPhone, it's a 3982.5km trip, taking 1 day and 23 hours by car....leave NSW and head west, when you get to Adelaide you're halfway there. I've got step by step directions, but there's 61 of them ;) But wait...does this mean it's gonna be at least another 2 days? Damnit!!!! Alright, I'll hold off, Michael

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RHP User

16 years ago

This is a new dimension for me ladies and gents. Let me set the scene. Woke up this morning, took the dog for another walk, ate breakfast, went shopping for some groceries and headed to bunnings to feel all blokey. Then came home and hung out the washing. It's 30 degrees outside, so to cool off I went into my bedroom, stripped off, put the fan on and lay on the bed. Here's where I get stuck, normally the cool air leads me to enjoy other things (I'm not going to mention it but read my intentions above), but here I am, lying naked on my bed, cool air blowing on me, nothing else planned for the day, and I realise the one thing I could do right now, I have promised myself I wont. Damnit, I'm gonna start eating this keyboard soon, and this is only after 2 days!!! Cheers, Michael

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RHP User

16 years ago

lol Mike, You know you are turning me on dont you. Bastard.. and I was doing so well. HUgs Stalky<<< chanting mantra "I must not think about other men... I must not think about other men"... .hehe

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RHP User

16 years ago

My god, this is like losing a thumb, you don't know how much you take it for granted until it's taken from you. 4 days, only 4 days, and I'm thinking of caving.....I'm going to sleep now, but I'm seriously worried this may not betoo healthy, on mind or body. Can anyone convince me otherwise, or help for that matter? Cheers, Michael

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